Genshin Impact: Funina sentenced me to prison for having a wife

"Mushrooms...mushrooms?"

"Seeing the hand green?!"

Shen He's expression changed suddenly.

The Green Mushroom is a type of poisonous mushroom. As the name suggests, once it is touched by human hands, it will turn into this nice-looking green color.

Shen He thought it was a matcha cake.

"What's wrong? Is there something wrong with the mushrooms?" Funina looked puzzled.

"No problem, no problem."

Shen He quickly waved his hands, opened his mouth, and waited for Funina to feed him.

After all, it’s Fu Fu’s gift of love.

If it's poisonous, it's poisonous.

Funina doesn't know how to cook at all. Ever since she is no longer the God of Water, she would rather eat fast food like macaroni than cook for herself.

It was already a rare occasion that Funina cooked for him.

You have to eat it no matter what.

"Ah...oh..."

Shen He ate the spoonful of cake that Funina handed to him.

It’s surprisingly... delicious.

“So fresh.”

Shen He smacked his lips.

It’s unexpectedly delicious.

Of course, it might also be because Shen He was too hungry.

"Really? Then eat more."

Hearing Shen He's praise, Funina seemed to be greatly encouraged.

He scooped another full spoonful and put it into Shen He's mouth.

"Actually, I can eat it by myself. My hands are not injured." Shen He wanted to take the cake from Funina's hand.

But it was dodged by Funina.

"Patient, just listen to me. I, the Water God, will serve you. So, be obedient."

Funina pushed Shen He back like she was coaxing a child.

Shen He had no choice but to obey.

Funina sat beside the bed, patiently feeding Shen He cake with a spoon.

Shen He's face was haggard and looked a little weak, but his eyes were full of tenderness and gratitude.

The white-haired girl had a worried look on her face. She blew gently on the cake in the spoon and carefully brought it to Shen He's mouth, as if she was taking care of a fragile baby.

The ward was filled with the smell of disinfectant, and the sunlight shone through the window onto the two of them, warm and bright, and the whole scene was full of warmth.

"Are you full?"

Funina stuffed the last piece of cake into Shen He's mouth.

"Well, that's about it."

Shen He blinked his eyes, he felt something was wrong.

The scene before my eyes suddenly twisted.

He seemed to see several Ferninas dancing before his eyes.

It's still a very sexy dance.

While twisting her slender waist, she looked at him with her beautiful eyes full of affection and hooked her finger at him.

I'm hallucinating...

Shen He didn't dare say that he was not full.

If Funina made another cake like this, she would probably send him away.

"So... is it delicious?"

Furninna asked expectantly.

"It's delicious... It's delicious, but it's a little... harmful to your health..."

After Shen He finished speaking, his eyes went dark as the poison of the mushrooms took effect.

"Ah? Shen He, Shen He, are you okay?"

At this time, Funina finally realized that something was wrong.

"It's nothing. Just don't let it get green on your hands next time. It tastes good, but it's bad for your health." Shen He said weakly.

"Ah? What is Jianshouqing?"

“It’s poisonous mushrooms.”

Shen He said.

"Ah? Sorry, I didn't know. You knew it was poisonous, so why did you still eat it?" Funina said reproachfully.

"Isn't this what you did?"

Shen He reached out his hand, pinched Funina's nose, and said.

"Idiot."

Furninna's fair face flushed red.

"Fufu, can I kiss you?"

Shen He looked at Funina affectionately, with a gentle light flashing in his eyes.

He gently held Funina's hand, feeling the warmth of her palm. At this moment, he seemed to have forgotten everything around him, and only the girl in front of him who made his heart beat fast was left.

His voice was low and gentle, full of anticipation and desire.

A blush appeared on Furninna's face. She lowered her head shyly, with hesitation and confusion flashing in her eyes.

Shen He seemed to sense Fu Nina's hesitation, and he sighed softly. He knew he couldn't force it, and he didn't want to make Fu Fu feel uncomfortable. He slowly let go of Fu Fu's hand, and then gently stroked her hair, as if to comfort her.

Furninda raised her head, her eyes filled with confusion and anxiety.

She looked around and confirmed that there was nothing going on.

She bit her lip lightly and nodded.

Shen He immediately showed a happy smile on his face, he slowly approached Funina, and then gently kissed her on the lips. The kiss was very light and gentle, as if telling of his love and care for Funina.

A blush immediately appeared on Fu Fu's face. She lowered her head shyly, with a happy light in her eyes.

Seeing that Fu Ningna had no intention of resisting, Shen He immediately decided to go deeper.

Shen He immediately held Funina's face, and finally put his tongue into her mouth, holding her sweet and soft little tongue and sucking it gently.

Finina's mind went blank in an instant, as if her thoughts were tightly grasped by an invisible hand. She was unable to think or breathe.

Her eyes widened and she stared blankly at Shen He's face. Everything in front of her became blurry and distant.

Her heart beat so fast that it seemed like it was about to jump out of her throat, and her fingers tightly grasped the clothes on her chest.

At this moment, Furninna's world seemed to freeze. She lost all perception of her surroundings, leaving only endless emptiness and confusion.

After kissing for a long time, Finina finally regained some strength and began to respond to him silently.

She opened her watery almond eyes, bit her soft cherry lips with her white teeth as soft as woven shells, and hummed softly from her delicate and upturned nose.

On Funina's beautiful face, her thin, curved, and light eyebrows trembled slightly, her small mouth, as beautiful as a red flower, opened, and her cheeks were flushed with a shy blush.

She is shy but also full of spring feelings.

For a long time, the lips are divided.

"Are you satisfied?" said Funina coquettishly.

"How can I be satisfied? It's never enough?" Shen He said with the attitude of a little gangster.

Where is this?

After saying this, I felt dizzy again.

"No, it's a bit toxic. I'll sleep for a while." Shen He held his forehead and lay back down.

It seems he underestimated the toxicity of the mushrooms.

"Okay, then I'll come see you tomorrow." Finina's face was red, and she obviously hadn't recovered from the kiss just now, with an alluring blush on her face.

Furninna left with the food box.

Shen He fell asleep again.

For several days, Funina came to the hospital every day with food.

I don’t know what happened in the ward, but every time Funina left, she would blush.