Genshin Impact: Funina sentenced me to prison for having a wife

Opera House Aubique

The crowd was full of people.

The huge auditorium was immediately filled to capacity.

This was a trial that caused a sensation in the entire Fontaine.

This is because the plaintiff this time is actually the Lord of Water.

The case is also simple.

There was a Liyue man named Shen He who blatantly kissed the water goddess Funina in the street.

"You actually dared to kiss the Lord Water God. You offended the God. You will be judged now."

"How dare you, to molest the Lord Water God in public. Death penalty, immediate death penalty."

"Lord Water God is too merciful. He should have taken measures against this kind of criminal at that time, at least give him a beating to vent his anger. Lord Water God actually did not take action. It was only after the security team came that the daring madman was stopped." An insider who saw the scene nearby broke the news directly.

"Snapped!"

There was a sound of hammering.

A solemn man sat in the judgement seat.

He is the supreme judge of Fontaine - Navillaette!

"quiet!"

A majestic voice sounded.

The entire Obi Klay Opera House suddenly fell silent.

"Plaintiff Funina, please explain the case in detail."

That Villette's voice rang out.

Sitting in the plaintiff's seat was a girl with a pouty mouth and a red face due to anger.

"Then Villette, you have to help me. This guy actually dared to kiss me! This is blasphemy against the water god! Death penalty! Death penalty!"

Funina said accusingly.

After hearing what Finina said, the expression on Villette's face did not change.

He turned and looked at Shen He.

"Mr. Shen He, is what Ms. Funina said true?"

Navrette looked calmly at the man sitting in the dock.

This is a trembling young man.

No matter how you look at it, he doesn't seem like the kind of person who would be so bold as to forcefully kiss the water god in the street.

"Injustice!"

Shen He said with tears in his eyes.

Injustice!

He is more wronged than Dou E!

He, Shen He, is a model young man from the 21st century.

Because I watched the plot of Genshin Impact 4.2.

The pain of being stabbed.

Suddenly a voice was heard.

"Are you willing to change Fukaros's ending?"

Shen He didn't even recognize whose voice it was, he just answered subconsciously.

"Of course."

Then we came to the world of Teyvat.

At the beginning, I was still very surprised that I actually came to Teyvat.

But Shen He soon realized that something was wrong.

This is a fucking high-level martial arts world!

What use is he, a mortal, doing here?

Let him tell the story of a mortal's journey to immortality?

But the little green bottle has to be given to him, right?

Shen He estimated that he couldn't even beat the most ordinary Hillilians.

Fortunately, the place we appeared was Fontaine, where there are not many monsters.

If it appeared in the wild, it would probably be killed immediately.

Since he was asked to save Fucaros, he would naturally have a golden finger.

He is also a systematic person.

It’s the brain of the system, and it seems a bit of a cat-cake.

"Ding, please complete the four main tasks. After completing them, you will gain the power of the demon god."

"Mission 1: Steal the wine from Barbatos, the god of wind."

"Mission 2: Eat the food of the Rock God Morax."

"Mission Three: Duel with the Thunder God Baalzebub."

“Mission 4: Have an in-depth exchange of forbidden knowledge with the Grass God Buyer.”

After seeing several task contents.

Shen He wanted to die.

This is a task for people to complete?

If Wendy had wine, he would have drunk it himself. If Zhongli had money, he wouldn't keep track of the bills at the Hall of Rebirth every day. Duel with Ying? Do you think your life is too long?

As for in-depth exchanges of taboo knowledge with Nashida, Shen He wanted to... cough cough cough...

In short, let alone completing these tasks, it would be difficult for him to leave Fontaine and go to other countries.

Fortunately, although the system's brain is a little clumsy, it is not completely broken.

Shen He was still given a novice task.

"Novice mission - kiss Funina."

"Mission reward - a random God's Eye."

"Mission time limit: three days."

It is called a novice task, but the content is not simple at all.

Shen He is a good young man in the 21st century and would never forcefully kiss anyone else.

More importantly, every time Funina comes out, she is accompanied by people. Shen He, with his weak arms and legs, is no match for him.

As expected, three days passed and Shen He had not completed his task.

"Are you sure this is a novice mission? That's the Water God, and you want me to kiss him forcefully?" Shen He said sarcastically.

Although the water god Furninna is fake.

She is just an ordinary person.

But the armed guards around her and the strong clockwork mechanism are not fake.

"You idiot, watch me."

Shen He heard a voice that sounded somewhat contemptuous.

Then, he felt as if his body was taken over, and he became so agile as if he knew martial arts.

He came to Funina and kissed her little mouth.

When the four lips touched, Shen He regained his ability to move and control over his body.

Then, he was pressed heavily to the ground.

"What's the grievance? Did you kiss Lady Funina in the street?"

Villette's voice sounded again.

Pulled Shen He back from his memories.

"Yes..."

Shen He said weakly.

He felt like he was being tricked.

"The facts of the case are now clear. It is now submitted to the Cardinal Edict, who will conduct the final judgment."

Then Villette put the written document into the cardinal's box.

There was a series of sounds and noises from the Cardinal.

Without further ado, a verdict was passed down from the Cardinal of Decrees.

It was taken into the hands of the highest judge of Fontaine, Navilette.

When I saw the result in the judgment.

Villette's gaze suddenly froze.

His pupils suddenly contracted, as if he had seen something extraordinary.

But as the highest judge of Fontaine, he still abides by his professional ethics.

He read out the verdict word by word.

"According to the verdict of the Cardinal of the Judgment of the World, Shen He, a Liyue man, is sentenced to imprisonment with a wife. He must marry Lady Funina within one month."

"Huh?" Shen He was the first to be stunned.