The courtyard is full of my offspring

"Snapped!"

Jia Dongxu slapped Xu Damao hard!

The next moment, Jia Dongxu said something that made He Daqing even more confused!

"I told you to curse me! I'm cursing you too! Look at your small body, you're a hopeless person who can't even pull the millstone! From now on, I won't call you Xu Damao anymore, I'll call you Eunuch Xu! Manager Xu!"

Xu Damao stared!

What the hell!

I'm still just a child!

Naturally smaller!

"You fat pig Jia, you won't live past thirty! Your mother is a widow! Ma Dongmei is a widow! Your whole family is a widow!"

Jia Dongxu: . . .

I just got married!

"Xu Damao, my god! You actually cursed me! I will kill you!"

Maybe it was because He Daqing's kick was a bit painful, Xu Damao and Jia Dongxu didn't take action, but used their mouths instead!

The two of them argued for a while, and finally Xu Damao was stripped naked!

Seeing that they really couldn't find the money, the Jia family had no choice but to give up!

He returned home unwillingly with the five dollars in his pocket!

Before leaving, he also warned Xu Damao to quickly pay the remaining fifteen yuan!

He totally ignored the fact that Xu Damao’s living expenses this week were only 5 yuan!

As for Xu Damao, he clenched his fists tightly!

Gentleman's revenge!

Ten years is not too late!

We must regain our face!

I heard that Jia Dongxu is going on a blind date tomorrow!

We have to find a way to ruin his plan!

Xu Damao tossed and turned in bed!

Before he knew it, he fell asleep and was sleeping soundly!

There was a creaking sound at their door!

I saw a dark shadow holding a gun and putting it on his crotch!

He was so scared that he almost lost control of his bowels and bladder!

Xu Damao said with a sad face:

"Sir, please spare my life! I, Xu Damao, have no grudge against you. There is no need to resort to violence! What if the gun goes off accidentally? Especially since you put the gun next to my baby! It's too scary!"

"Bah! Boy! Do you want revenge? Do you want to put a hat on your enemy?!" He Daqing deliberately lowered his voice!

"Master, I want to! But how can I take revenge?" Xu Damao asked!

He Daqing said: "What do you think! Who stripped you naked in front of so many people?"

"Jia Dongxu! Master! I want revenge! I want to put a green hat on Jia Dongxu's head!" Xu Damao said immediately!

"Very good! I like that vase in your house... I'll give you 300 yuan!"

Xu Damao: . . .

Is there any connection between revenge and liking the vase in my house?

Xu Damao was completely confused!

But he knew the price of that vase!

"Only three hundred? Master, that's a treasure left by my grandfather's grandfather! I heard it's worth the entire Tongluoguxiang! You're only going to give me three hundred?"

"It seems like you don't want to live anymore!"

He Daqing pulled the trigger deliberately!

Xu Damao was scared to death again!

A smell of urine came!

He Daqing fanned himself in disgust and took a few steps back!

Xu Damao immediately knelt on the ground: "Master! At least give me one thousand or two thousand! I can give you an explanation! If you give me three hundred, I won't dare to do anything even if you collapse!"

He Daqing was totally surprised to see that Xu Damao, who had such bad intentions, was so persistent!

He Daqing thought for a moment and came up with a compromise!

Xu Damao must be just threatening!

Otherwise, how to play in the future?

He also wants to support Xu Damao in fighting against beasts!

If it could be solved with one shot!

It's game over!

He Daqing said: "How about this! I will teach you the three tips for picking up girls! As long as you master them, you can definitely get what you want! For example, give Jia Dongxu a hat! But you must sell that vase to me!"

Xu Damao looked at the masked man in black in front of him in shock!

Forced by the situation!

He had no choice but to give in, otherwise he would lose the three hundred dollars!

You might even lose your life!

"Sir, I want to cuckold Jia Dongxu! Please teach me the three tips for picking up girls! If I succeed, I, Xu Damao, will be grateful to you for your kindness!"

He Daqing nodded and said with satisfaction: "Of course! Our unique skills are never passed on to people without talent! You have an excellent physique! You are a good candidate to learn my three tips for picking up girls!"

When Xu Damao heard this guy praising his talent!

He immediately promised with great joy: "Master, as long as you teach me! Three hundred dollars is three hundred dollars!"

"make a deal!"

He Daqing decisively put away the cloisonné bottle!

This is a treasure!

The system stipulates that the more valuable something is, the less likely you are to take it with you!

Otherwise, he would have been taken away by Xu Laocheng long ago!

No time to play!

He Daqing began to teach Xu Damao the three secrets to picking up girls!

Step one: Slander and slander first!

Step 2: Send food to a restaurant!

Step 3: Small hotel!

After the instruction, He Daqing gave a detailed analysis of each step, and Xu Damao secretly gave him a thumbs up!

Seeing Xu Damao's talent for learning by analogy, He Daqing was very satisfied!

He left in shock as Xu Damao digested the knowledge!

next morning

The Jia family hired someone to reinstall the glass early on!

Jia Dongxu shows off in the central courtyard in his brand new clothes!

Sha Zhu spat at Jia Dongxu with contempt and disdain!

"Grandson! What are you bragging about! It's just a blind date! With your face swollen like a pig's head, I hope your blind date will not be successful!"

Jia Dongxu had sharp ears and soon heard Sha Zhu's curse!

Jia Dongxu said in dissatisfaction: "Silly Zhu! What are you yelling about?"

Sha Zhu said: "What do you think! Grandson! Jia Dongxu, you look like a pig even in new clothes! By the way, where is your blind date from?"

"Why should I tell you! Just be envious and jealous! I'm in a good mood today and won't bother with you!" Jia Dongxu looked proud!

Sha Zhu grinned and said, "Tsk! If you don't tell me, I will mess with you later! I will make you lose face in front of your blind date!"

Jia Dongxu spat and said, "Bah! With your ugly appearance, how can you be good enough? No girl would be interested in you!"

Sha Zhu said: "That's not certain! You might just pry it away from me with a flick of my hand!"

Jia Dongxu poured cold water on him, saying, "You are capable! Only old women would like your face! How about I ask my mother to ask those matchmakers in the city to introduce you to a 70-year-old lady?"

When Sha Zhu heard this, he immediately rolled up his sleeves and yelled, "Grandson, are you itching for trouble? You're always saying that I'm not nice!"

Jia Dongxu hurriedly hid by the pool and said: "I didn't say that! But I can give you a friendly reminder: my blind date is prettier than your stepmother! Although she is from the countryside, she is the prettiest in the area!"

When I heard Jia Dongxu's blind date being compared to my stepmother!

Sha Zhu immediately showed a look of disdain:

"Tsk! With your appearance... your blind date is prettier than my stepmother! Bah... there's something wrong with your eyes! My stepmother is one of the most beautiful in the whole city!"

The two of them were chatting!

At this time, Xu Damao also walked out from the backyard dressed in a proper manner!

Seeing Sha Zhu and Jia Dongxu bickering, Xu Damao curled his lips and quickened his pace to leave!

Jia Dongxu immediately raised his middle finger towards Xu Damao’s back!

The reason why Xu Damao left in a hurry was mainly because according to the information Xu Damao had obtained, Jia Dongxu's blind date was introduced by matchmaker Yang!

So he decided to stake out outside Yang the Matchmaker's house!

After walking for about ten minutes, Xu Damao bought a pack of cigarettes and started waiting at the door of Matchmaker Yang's courtyard...

An hour later, Xu Damao put out the cigarette!

The target has appeared at this time!

I saw a girl with a slightly immature appearance but good looks coming over...