These guys may not be good at cooking, but they will definitely not have problems with cutting.

Cut the beans "shua shua shua", and each small piece is as precise and uniform as if cut by a machine.

Just one thing...

Arrogantly lowered his eyes, glanced at the silver hair on his temples that was cut by the sharp sword energy, and said expressionlessly: "Can I use a kitchen knife?"

Do you really have to use this dagger?

There was a clang on the chopping board, and with a beautiful knife-turning motion, Lazy held the dagger and casually tapped it in the air, his eyes puzzled: "Did I not cut it well?"

"……it is good."

"That's okay."

No matter what kind of knife it is, a good knife is one that can cut vegetables.

As he spoke, he stretched out his left hand to flip through the menu spread out on the table. His deep peach blossom eyes quickly scanned the menu, and his tone was relaxed and casual, like a cat curled up on the eaves, lazily wagging its tail:

"Stir-fried shredded pork with beans, looks simple."

He thrust the dagger into the chopping board with a single move. With a "bang", it went three inches into the wood, and all the pots and pans on the table shook three times.

"Ming Xiaoyi, go make a fire."

fury:"……"

What? My temper is so strong that I can’t afford to waste it. Should I use it to make a fire and cook?

【They all treat me well! 】

【They all cook for me! 】

Pu Xiaoran's righteous voice once again clearly came into his mind. He clenched his fists in anger and took a deep breath.

Be patient and don't be impulsive. It's not difficult to survive in the kitchen.

He came over and took a cookbook from the table, then sat there reading it while he was lighting the fire.

After turning page after page and reading one book after another, his brows, which had been furrowed into the shape of a Chinese character "川", finally relaxed.

Finally I found something that I am good at.

Arrogantly opened the sugar jar, scooped a lot of sugar into the white jade container with a spoon, and when he raised his eyes, he saw the furious face with a smile, calm and confident, as if he had returned to the majestic and confident Emperor Chi Zhao of the past.

Oh, we can’t call him that. Now that the world is unified, only Emperor Ling can be the emperor.

"Have you found a dish you can cook?"

He stirred the dish with chopsticks while talking to Fury.

The air exploded with a "crack" and the smell of oil smoke dissipated. It turned out that the lazy chef had already put the beans into the pot and was working hard with cold sweat on his forehead.

The pot-burning rage looked down upon him with arrogance: "Of course!"

"What is it?"

"Yes……"

Just as he was about to say something, he suddenly realized something was wrong.

Wait, you just added sugar and stirred it, what were you doing!

Furious and alert, he stood up and asked: "What were you doing just now?"

"You mean this?"

Pride tilted the vessel slightly to show him what was inside.

The tomato pieces are beautifully cut with a knife and mixed with white sugar.

"It's been hot lately, so I thought of mixing a bowl and putting it in ice cubes to cool it down until my junior sister comes back..."

With a bang, the stool fell to the ground in anger. He stumbled back and interrupted in disbelief: "Is it so difficult to give me a way to survive?!"

arrogant:"?"

What did I do?

and many more!

The silver-haired immortal finally realized, your specialty is probably cold-boiled tomatoes, right?

If you think about it carefully, such a simple process is indeed very suitable for those who have simple brain cells and clumsy hands in cooking.

Arrogant and silent, he felt like he couldn't hold or throw the vessel in his hand. This time it was the eldest brother's turn to turn into a gray stone statue. He opened his mouth and a soul with a halo on his head floated out peacefully.

Steady ascent toward heaven.

"Crack", it broke into pieces.

"Ahem...can you please cook the pot properly?"

The lazy guy who is fighting with beans over there looks dissatisfied. Squat down and add more firewood!

He became annoyed when he saw the mess in the pot. He picked up a small piece of beans with a pair of chopsticks, blew on it for a long time and tasted it.

It's old, salty and hot.

"hiss……"

His facial features were twisted in pain, and the chopsticks fell from his trembling and loosened hands. The cat's tongue couldn't stand the heat, and he turned his back to the stove, then squatted down fragilely, covering his mouth with his hands.

The smoke was so thick that it made his eyes red.

Arrogant had a terrible headache, and he kept rubbing his forehead, and advised kindly: "All of you go out."

Leave the kitchen alone and leave me alone.

Who knew that the two of them would say in unison and surprisingly firmly: "No!"

Fury sat down again, picked up the firewood with his sword-calloused fingers and threw it in, saying in a carefree manner: "I will do whatever I can."

Lazy wiped his eyes that were irritated by the smoke, cheered himself up and faced the big pot again: "I want to cook for her."

arrogant:"……"

He didn't say anything else. He just looked at the two people who were fighting wits and courage with the pot and stove with all their might, and shook his head with a smile.

You can say they have a bad temper, are lazy, or just wrap themselves up tightly and hate stains.

Aren’t we all patiently boiling the pot, diligently trying again and again, and cooking in a kitchen filled with oil smoke?

Essentially everyone has changed for the person they want to cherish.

……

Pu Xiaoran was taken to the mansion by several other people. She played with greed and put on rouge with lust.

He recited a sutra with Bodhi and played Liu Yin's recorder to train the little snake to dance.

She brought a mosquito repellent sachet with her jealousy, and when she had enough fun she ran to her lazy rocking chair and lay down happily.

He sipped the tea that Pride loved the most, and finally borrowed the angry red broadsword to perform a few moves.

Seeing that she was in good spirits, everyone was naturally very happy, and they tried their best to show off and make her happy.

When the moon was hanging over the treetops, she was still holding her belly and laughing.

"Okay, it's time to eat!"

After the water boiled, he cooked the dumplings in a rage and ran to inform everyone.

The big round table had been set up. Pu Ran held his chin with his hands as he watched Laziness serve the dishes, his clear eyes showing some surprise.

Why is our cat so diligent today?

Cooking and serving food?

Pu Ran stared at his busy figure and asked, "Will you still sit at the children's table this time?"

Lazy:"……?"

It feels like all my true feelings have been wasted.

Liu Yin was about to laugh at him, but the junior sister continued, "Don't Xiaowu, Xiaoliu, and Xiaoqi always sit at the children's table?"

Liu Yin, who was suddenly caught in the crossfire: "?"

Greedy was inexplicably cueed: "?"

Please make it clear. Several years have passed. Now we are grown up and mature adults. Laziness has passed its adolescence. We can all sit at the table and eat!

Reading the resentment in the eyes of the three people, Pu Ran smiled and suddenly said, "If you don't want to sit at the table with the children, sit next to me."

The three brothers were stunned at first, their brains quickly reacted, and then they fought desperately for a position.

Laziness on the left and greed on the right, Liu Yin made an exaggerated face, humph, then I will go sit opposite my junior sister, I can see her without turning my head.

Lazily pushed the plate of stir-fried pork and green beans in front of Pu Ran's eyes. His tone was as casual as usual, but his suddenly bright eyes were clearly full of anticipation.

"I made it, you try it."

The rest of the brothers took their seats one after another. When they saw that almost everyone was there, she picked up the chopsticks and first picked up some beans to taste.

Puran felt that his teeth were being corroded by the lazy beans.

Well, hold your breath and block your sense of taste first.

Seeing that she took another one without changing her expression, Lazy knew what was going on, and his eyes brightened: "Delicious?"

"good to eat!"

Fearless, I blocked my sense of taste. If I could taste anything bad, I'd lose.

She calmly picked up the shredded meat, put it in her mouth and chewed it, and suddenly felt something was wrong.

Pu Xiaoran's pupils trembled, his whole body stiffened, and he looked at the silver hair buried under the shredded pork and beans on the plate with horror.

“Xianxianxianxianxian…Xianjia?”

Shitou was at a loss, his fingers twitching: "The meat I just ate was...?"

I was wondering why all the people came but the immortals were nowhere to be seen!

It turned out that it ran into my stomach!

In fact, it was laziness that cut the vegetables for the first time, and the cool spinning dagger cut off a strand of arrogant hair without any discrimination.

Now that the truth has been exposed, he still lamented: "It's my fault for not cleaning it up."

Puran: “?”

The stone shattered for a second, then turned around and said excitedly to the Bodhi sitting diagonally opposite: "Hey, what do you think, if I eat the meat of the immortal, will I be immortal?"

Bodhi: “…”

Do you think he is Tang Monk?

Xiao Shu sighed: "Stop it, he's coming."

The arrogant man who came with the dumplings was helpless and doting: "Okay, come and eat when you've had enough fun."

If the flesh of my body could really make you immortal, why not cut off a piece of it and feed you every day?

Hiss, that’s a bit heavy.

His lazy eyes rolled silently, and the conversation between the few people reminded him of Qingxuan's Tai Sui.

Terrifying regenerative ability, true immortality.

His eyes turned dark as the abyss. Thinking back now, he felt that he was a little impulsive at that time. He thought that he would use that thing one day if he kept it.

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