After the child's mind was read, the tyrant caught the male queen with a black face

System: [This is giving me a headache. I don’t even know where to start talking about this. It’s too complicated.]

Yuanruan became excited instead: [Is it like a TV series? I am looking forward to it even more. Don’t worry, come one by one. ]

Everyone: Yes, yes, yes, the more detailed the better, so I can dig it out more easily.

System: [Okay. First, it's the Shu State Master and his sworn brother. The Shu State Master was originally a wild man in the mountains, and then he was captured as a slave and sold to a scholar. Originally, the Shu State Master wanted to escape, but he coveted the beauty and kindness of his master, especially after he found out that the scholar also liked men, he was even more reluctant to leave. Then he took water from the well next to the master's bedroom and took a bath every day, often touching and sticking to him topless... He kept doing it. A year later, he was pounced on by his master who couldn't help it. Two years later, the two broke through many obstacles, secretly went to the temple to worship the gods, and became sworn brothers. Then... hehehe, Ah Ruan, do you want to hear the details of our relationship? ]

Yuanruan: [Hiss... Forget it, this bowl of dog food with too much background can be taken away, let's have some dog blood stimulation. ]

System: [Okay.]

The court officials' pupils trembled: Wait, this, this is already an act of seducing the master, isn't it exciting?

Several courtiers who wanted to continue listening to the details scratched their heads in confusion, but when they noticed the emperor and the prince's half-smiles in their eyes, they quickly put on a stern face.

System: [Two years later, this scholar was recommended to be an official in the capital of Shu. As a result, the recommender found that Shangguan, the Minister of Rites, was very obsessed with the scholar's beauty. Without saying a word, the recommender knocked the scholar unconscious and sent him to sleep with him. After the scholar woke up, he refused to obey, and was then forcibly locked up and robbed by Shangguan, the Minister of Rites.]

The courtiers subconsciously glanced to the left.

Standing there was an assistant minister of rites with a slightly twitching mouth.

Although they were not the same person, I still felt, well, weird when I heard the same code name, and I couldn't help but take another look.

Yuanruan: [Hiss...what's behind that? ]

System: [This scholar was unwilling to be imprisoned, and once when the Minister of Rites took him out to worship the gods, he sneaked away, and the result was your favorite melodrama. The previous state teacher of Shu was given an aphrodisiac and escaped, and the two ran into each other, and dry wood met raging fire, and things got bad. After that, the previous state teacher was also tempted by the beauty of the scholar, and coupled with the virgin mentality, he saved the scholar and locked him in his own mansion, and robbed him. ]

Yuan Ruan's baby trembled: [Ah, this... just out of the wolf's den and into the tiger's den? No, how beautiful is this scholar? Seeing one being robbed by force, I really want to see it! Are there any pictures? ]

System: [Yes. Take a look.]

Yuanruan: [Hi, this is the kind of "Hi! Wife" style. I can't say it's very beautiful, but there is a kind of fragile feeling that makes me feel pity. No wonder...]

The court officials looked up subconsciously: they were curious and wanted to take a look.

Yuan Ruan continued: [Wait a minute, he was raped three times in total, so he was raped by the emperor because of her beauty in the end? ]

System: [Not this. But he was indeed robbed by the emperor.]

Everyone:? ? ?

What?

What else can you want if not beauty?

Yuanruan: [Ah? Why? Inner beauty?]

System: [The Emperor of Shu has always loved the last Imperial Master of Shu. One of the Emperor's lackeys deliberately drugged the last Imperial Master in order to present him to the old Emperor for merit. As a result... this is the result. The old Emperor of Shu was so angry that he first cut his lackey into pieces, then rushed into the Imperial Master's residence and robbed the scholar.]

Yuanruan: [Ah?]

Courtiers: Huh???

Wait, didn't the old emperor like the previous imperial teacher? Why did he sleep with a scholar?

Is there something wrong with this logic?

Yuanruan: [This is not right. Did the old emperor sleep with the wrong person? ]

System: [No, no, the emperor didn't dare to desecrate because he loved her so much. All his three palaces and backyards were filled with substitutes with similar parts to the previous imperial master. Every time the old emperor did something to a scholar, he would ask the previous imperial master if he had done that to him. He also asked... Anyway, he had a jealous look on his face.]

Yuan Ruan: […Oh my god! This old emperor is so deeply in love, he is frantically looking for a substitute and has a lot of children, and at the age of 60 he deliberately creates a "rival in love". This… There are so many points that I don’t know how to complain… Real love should be like Cheng Weining! ]

System: [Yes. Cheng Weining is the pure love warrior! ]

The court officials of the Xia Kingdom looked at Cheng Weining with a smile.

Cheng Weining was a little shy, but soon he straightened his chest with pride.

Yuan Ruan: [This place was robbed three times. Let me guess, in the end, did the scholar contact the current Shu State Master? And then they took revenge and poisoned the previous State Master? ]

System: [Ah, that’s not the case… The relationship here is so damn complicated, why don’t we just not talk about it.]

Courtiers: !!!

No no no! Don't get stuck here!

We understand, system, please finish your speech!

Yuanruan also stood up: [Tell me, can it be more complicated than Randong? ]

The system said solemnly: [It is much more complicated. Every time the old emperor deals with a scholar, he has to communicate with the previous state teacher about his hobbies. After more communication, the old emperor found that the scholar’s ​​personality is very similar to that of the previous state teacher, and the old emperor also fell in love with the scholar. ]

Yuanruan: [Ah?]

Court officials: Ah?

The system continued: [The Shu State Master wanted to kill the old emperor, so he lurked in the mansion of the previous master and replaced the elixir that the previous master had made for the old emperor with poison. After lurking for a long time, he found out one day that the previous master had actually drawn a picture of how to make a scholar shiver. The Shu State Master was jealous and crazy after seeing it, and then... well, he beat and abused the previous master, and finally castrated the previous master, saying that he wanted him to atone for forcing the scholar to shiver? ! As a result, the previous master was also mentally ill. After being castrated, he actually fell in love with the Shu State Master like Stockholm syndrome, and helped him secretly meet with scholars. ]

Yuanruan: [Ah?]

Court officials: Ah?

What is Stockholm syndrome?

No, how could one fall in love with someone who castrated himself? That's horrible.

System: [Castration can easily lead to infection and death, so the previous state teacher was dying. The old emperor found that the previous state teacher's health was getting worse and worse, and he was very anxious, so he fed him elixirs. As a result, the elixirs were tampered with and the previous state teacher died after eating them. The old emperor was shocked. He mistakenly thought that the poison was prepared by the previous state teacher to kill him. The old emperor was so shocked that he became paralyzed. ]

Yuanruan: [Ah?]

Court officials: Ah?

What is this!

The old emperor of Shu Kingdom actually became paralyzed for this reason? !

You are too fragile to be an emperor.

System: [The old emperor of Shu Kingdom resented all the Taoist priests because of this. He was very resistant to the new national master introduced by Longhu Dojo. At this time, the scholar had already met the national master of Shu Kingdom. The scholar recommended the national master of Shu Kingdom, and the old emperor readily agreed. After the national master of Shu Kingdom entered the palace... Anyway, the relationship between the three of them is also very dramatic. ]

Yuanruan: [Well, how did those three people catch the horse? How about you elaborate on it? ]

Court officials: I really want to know.

System: […No, the current display is full mosaic literature…Just, just read the post.]

Yuanruan: [Oh... threesome? Or rag? Sandwich? ...Hmm, is there a picture? I can't imagine it. ]

System: [The abacus beads are all flying on my face, no no no! No! I am a serious person. It is not serious to understand it in seconds! ]

Courtiers:…

It seemed like they understood it immediately.

Yuan Ruan rubbed his chubby face and changed the subject with a wandering look: [Ahem, a bloody mess. Was the high-ranking officials in ancient times so chaotic? Hiss, my brother wouldn't be like this too.]

The emperor staggered, never expecting to be stabbed in the back.

Courtiers: !!!

Hiss, this scene is so beautiful, they dare not even think about it.

System: [Hiss, now that you mention it, after all, your brother has the most vines wrapped around him, and he can be called the king of melons. It's hard to say. How about we take a look? ]

The court officials' eyes lit up.