After the child's mind was read, the tyrant caught the male queen with a black face

System: [Haha, look at what is written here. When the Shu Kingdom heroine asked him who he was, the second prince shed tears and said, "He is a nobleman from the Chen Kingdom whose property was robbed by his illegitimate brother. He vowed to accumulate strength, go back for revenge, and prove himself to his playboy father!" Hahaha, when you go out, you give yourself an identity. ]

Yuanruan: [Hahaha, that's good, this is called diverting trouble to someone else. ]

System: [Hahaha, I'm reminded of the eighteen concubines he created for your brother. It's so funny. Even though he was in such a miserable state, he still didn't forget to cuckold your brother when he forged his identity. He's really persistent.]

The emperor's face turned dark instantly.

The prince tried hard to straighten the corners of his lips.

The court officials were trying desperately to hold back their laughter: the original level of funniness was 100%, but after linking it with the past stories of His Majesty, the level of funniness was %.

……

Yuanruan: [Huh? What's wrong with the male mother? Why is her face red and sweating? ]

System: [Maybe he is worried? Fearful? Ah Ruan, your brother's face looks so dark and ugly. I don't know what kind of treasonous words were written in the letter submitted by the Second Prince.]

emperor:……

The Second Prince wrote very seriously, and the truly treasonous words were all said by you.

The emperor managed to calm his expression and said, "Well, we'll talk about his matter later. Do you have anything else to report?"

Many court officials began to lower their heads and rub their faces, trying to regain a stable expression as quickly as possible.

At this time, the director of the Imperial Observatory stepped forward and said, "Your Majesty, the Grand Master of Chu has sent a message, claiming that he will personally come to preside over the Spring Festival this time."

The court officials were stunned.

The emperor asked, "He came in person? Is he not planning to have a competition among the four national masters?"

The Imperial Astronomical Observatory hesitated for a while before speaking: "Your Majesty, the Grand Master of Chu State said that since the Spring Festival is likely to be held in a different location, in order not to delay the auspicious time, he hopes to hold it thirty days earlier than before."

Yuanruan, who was yawning, woke up with a start.

Yuanruan: [What? Thirty days in advance. The Spring Festival competition is only a few days away! I am still one point short of triggering a new magical power!]

System: [I am so angry! This Chu State Grand Master has no moral principles! How can he come early at will?]

Seeing that Yuan Ruan was unhappy, the court officials also spoke up:

Minister of War: "A great state master is just a self-proclaimed title by the Chu State. We should give him some face. In fact, that old guy is nothing. Our Great Xia can let him manipulate us. If he dares to come, good! If he can leave the border of Great Xia, I will bring my head to you."

The Minister of Rites looked at the Minister of War speechlessly, and said with a folded hand: "Your Majesty, I do not agree. Nothing can be accomplished without courtesy. If you do what the Minister of War does, the four countries will all point to us as the murderer, and we will be attacked by everyone. We are a country of courtesy and tolerance. If we want to kill, we must kill before the other party enters the capital."

Minister of War: ...

Yuan Ruan burst into laughter, spitting out baby bubbles: [Hahaha... Good, what a good way to be polite for the country. Li, this is very polite. I feel much better. But Tong'er, we still have to get the national fortune points as soon as possible. ]

System: [Don't be afraid, Ah Ruan. I've been slacking off lately and haven't posted many melons. I'm reflecting on this. I'll scan again, starting with the male mother.]

Wu Yi: …

I felt a chill on my back.

The court officials prayed silently in their hearts: Please trigger the national destiny mission before my melon is scanned.

System: [Wait a minute, this little Wu Yi is related to you. I told you, when I was on my western tour, I saw many children in the Xiongnu wearing furry hats, so I thought of you and specially embroidered a pair of small gloves for you, with cat ears. What a surprise!]

Yuanruan: [What! There is such a good thing. ]

Everyone:! ! !

The emperor and the crown prince looked at Wu Yi in shock.

The court officials all looked at him with their eyes almost popping out.

General Wu Yi was known as the Butcher because of his ruthlessness and cruelty in the battlefield.

She actually embroidered gloves for the young imperial teacher in private? She even embroidered a cat!

Is this appropriate?!

Many of the military officials who followed Wu Yi into battle tried hard to maintain a solemn expression, for fear that they would be punished with an iron fist by the angry general after the court session.

Wu Yi felt like his whole body was burning, and he was so embarrassed that he couldn't even raise his head. He could only close his eyes.

The system was still very excited: [I really didn't expect that the male mother missed you so much that she didn't forget to get you a pair of gloves while protecting the prince on his journey to the west. Ah, the reason is written here. The male mother had a blue-eyed white-haired kitten when she was a child. Well, this must be empathy. He even carried the gloves he prepared for you with him, thinking that it would be cold, so he was ready to give them to you as soon as possible. He really is, I'm crying! ]

Everyone:! ! !

What? You brought them to the court?

The court officials' eyes began to scan Wu Yi up and down.

Yuanruan: [Really? Who said I'm cute? I'm looking forward to the next court session. ]

System: [Really? I saw it. It’s in his trouser pocket. My Ah Ruan is the cutest.]

Following the system's words, the court officials' gazes all turned to Wu Yi.

Wu Yi: …

He twisted his hips awkwardly.

Yuanruan: [There is not much government affairs today, and no one has submitted a report. ]

The emperor gave the eunuch a hint.

The eunuch immediately stood up and said, "If you have anything to say, please report it. If not, please leave the court."

The court officials were in no hurry to act. After all, the system was going to clean up the mess, and they wanted to delay it as much as possible, not wanting to die early like Wu Yi.

At this time, the emperor gave the prince a look.

His original intention was that the court should not be silent for too long, and he wanted the prince to start a topic or call on someone, so as to avoid arousing the little princess' suspicion by having a group of people standing there quietly.

But the prince has been too used to lying and smoothing things over recently, especially now that it involves the triggering of the national destiny mission mentioned by the system. In addition, the eunuch's words contain the meaning of "retire from court if nothing else".

The prince instantly understood another meaning.

The prince naturally bowed and said, "Farewell, Your Majesty."

The other court officials were stunned. They were leaving get off work so early today? Didn’t Xiao Guoyun say that he would sweep the melons?

The court officials also knelt down and saluted, saying, "Farewell, Your Majesty."

emperor:?

Wait, Prince, you misunderstood what I meant!

It was not right to sit for a moment, but it was not right to stay frozen in place either, so the emperor had to stand up. Well, he decided to hold a small court later and let Yuan Ruan select the melons.

At this time, the prince turned around and spoke naturally: "General Wu Yi, before you came here, you were still sighing that you couldn't catch up with Jiu'er's succession ceremony as the national teacher, and you kept saying that you wanted me to bring the Ninth Princess's gift after the court session. Now that the court session is over, give it to me."

Court officials: It suddenly dawned on them that perhaps all the bets for triggering the national destiny mission were placed on Wu Yi.

Wu Yi: …

Your Highness, I haven't seen you for a few days. Your ability to tell lies is getting better and better.

Facing everyone's scorching gazes, Wu Yi took out a pair of small white furry gloves with an unnatural expression but skillful movements. There were two small ears on the back of each glove, which looked particularly cute.

Yuanruan: [Wow! So cute, so cute! ]

System: [As expected of a male mother, so sweet! I miss your broad chest muscles. ]

Yuanruan: [I miss you too! I want to bury you! To keep you warm! To hug you!]

Wu Yi looked at Yuan Ruan, who tilted her head slightly, blinking her big, radiant eyes, and stretched out her two little fleshy hands. For a moment, he wanted to hug her but didn't dare.

At this moment, the system suddenly became excited: [Wait, Ah Ruan, this glove has triggered the National Destiny Mission?!]

Everyone:! ! !

what? !

The national destiny mission was successfully triggered!

It’s another day without social ruin, and my small country is happy too, double happiness!