After the child's mind was read, the tyrant caught the male queen with a black face
Chapter 73: Gang Committing a Serial Crime
System: [In fact, your elder brother was deceived mainly because of the immortal identity created by the other party. ]
Yuanruan: [Hmm. So how does he do it? ]
System: [It’s actually very simple. The real first generation of Master Wen died more than a hundred years ago, but the name of Master Wen was passed down by his descendants. The Master Wen who treated the emperor was the third generation, but he died from taking elixirs a year ago. The current Master Wen is the fourth generation. His real age is only in his twenties. He rarely goes out on weekdays and doesn’t even dare to wash off the makeup on his face before going to bed.]
emperor:! ! !
Prince:! ! !
The two prime ministers: !!!
It sounds outrageous that this is the case, but it is very possible if you think about it carefully.
The Taoist Master Wen I met three years ago had deep eyes and was very calm in his behavior, unlike the Taoist Master Wen who entered the palace today, who was so emotional. If they were not the same person, they would be completely consistent.
Yuan Ruan: [Hiss, I've seen this routine on TV before. The immortality elixir that Father took was made of the blood of virgin boys and girls. What is menstrual blood made of?]
Everyone:! ! !
Wait? What the hell are you talking about?
The emperor had a look of lust on his face, and the prince and the prime minister wished they hadn't heard anything.
System: [That's not the case. The reason why the previous generation of Taoist Master Wen was treated as a distinguished guest by emperors of various countries was because he made innovations in alchemy and created the Five Stone Powder, which can make people who take it feel like they have landed in Penglai.]
Everyone breathed a sigh of relief.
Yuanruan: [Ah? Isn't Wushisan even worse?! This stuff makes you irritable, irritable, forgetful, and more likely to die suddenly.]
System: [That's right. The Emperor of Chen, who ate this stuff longer than him, has already died, the Emperor of Shu is already in bed, and the old Emperor of Chu is about to die. Your elder brother has been eating this stuff for a few years and is only called a tyrant. His physical fitness has improved a lot.]
Everyone:! ! !
what? !
In the past few years, the courts of Chen, Shu, and Chu have been in turmoil. Have they even analyzed whether it was a plot to usurp the throne? !
It was all because of Wu Shi San.
The four of them were very angry, especially the two prime ministers. Thinking about the three years they had lived in fear under the emperor, and that it was all due to the Wu Shi San, they were so angry that they wanted to arrest all the Taoists who sold the elixir of life.
Yuan Ruan: [No, I have to find a way to smash the elixir of immortality. Tong'er, where can you find it?]
System: [Ahem, actually, that's not necessary... The previous Taoist priest Wen had some conscience and deliberately didn't teach his son the Dao, hoping that his generation would not be the last to achieve immortality. But his son was greedy for enjoyment and still took this path. So he treated the emperor in a mess before. Fortunately, the imperial physician was very capable, otherwise your brother would be paralyzed.]
Everyone:! ! !
The system continued: [But because this guy is not good at it, the elixir he presented to the emperor was smeared with cinnabar on the surface, and mixed with glutinous rice mud inside, which is at most a little difficult to digest. ]
Everyone:...
For a moment, I didn't know whether to be angry or happy for the emperor.
Yuan Ruan breathed a sigh of relief: [It's okay. But how can such an unlearned Taoist Master Wen continue to hide this from the people around him? Wait... Could it be that the people from Wenjiazhuang are also involved? ]
System: [Aruan is right! Wenjiazhuang used to be very poor until Taoist Master Wen became famous. Many people came to visit him, and Wenjiazhuang became prosperous. The head of the Wen family was very happy and thought that Taoist Master Wen's existence was necessary. In order to attract more people to ask Taoist Master Wen for help, he took the initiative to help Taoist Master Wen to falsely testify as an immortal.]
Everyone:! ! !
What an outrageous Zhuangzi!
Yuan Ruan took a deep breath: [Greedy, the TV series never lied to me. Wait, those convincing magical powers that Taoist Master Wen conveyed...]
System: [It’s also to create momentum! For example, if Master Wen says that this person will have a bloody disaster, they will ambush and deliberately let the other person get hurt. Master Wen says that this person will have a romantic relationship this month, and Wenjiazhuang will arrange people to pursue the other person. ]
Everyone:? ? ?
And this kind of operation?
System continues: [The most outrageous time was when Taoist Master Wen said that Donghe Village would suffer from drought during the spring ploughing this year and asked them to pay money to pray for rain, but they refused. It rained a lot in the summer and there was no drought at all. The people of Wenjiazhuang actually secretly went to Donghe Village overnight and cut off the upstream water source of the other party until the other party gave in and prayed for rain. Then they repaired the water source overnight. They did all this to complete Taoist Master Wen's miracle.]
Three people:! ! !
Destroying upstream water sources during farming!
This is murder!
Prime Minister Wang almost rushed out to capture Master Wen for interrogation, but was restrained by the emperor.
The emperor took a deep breath, and a fierce look flashed in his eyes. Hundreds of people in the village cheated, no wonder the investigation could not find anything. Thanks to Ah Ruan, he would not have known that he was cheated to death by a liar until he died.
The prince was even more furious. Master Wen was recommended by his subordinates, and he was ordered to investigate.
He almost harmed his father.
Fortunately, it can be remedied.
Thinking of this, the prince looked at Yuan Ruan with a gentler look of gratitude.
Yuanruan didn't notice the changes in the three people, he was just worried:
[Oh my god! A whole village of liars. Fortunately, my brother has found out who the liars are and will not take the elixir of immortality again.]
System: [No, there are many alchemists in this world who make elixirs of immortality. Just because Master Wen can't do it doesn't mean your brother won't eat the elixirs made by others. Unless you can prove that the elixir of immortality is poisonous. But you can't prove it, so why not just chop them up and blow them up.]
Yuanruan: [Yeah, that makes sense. Have you found the location? ]
System: [Of course. There are several bottles locked in a wooden cabinet in the side hall of the Yangxin Palace, and one in the emperor's inner lining. Ah Ruan, aim and chop! These are all flammable, don't burn your brother! ]
Everyone:! ! !
Ahhhhh!
System, what are you trying to do to encourage the small country's destiny?
Even the emperor cannot be struck by lightning! It will kill people!
Yuanruan and the system were planning how to safely use the Thunder Strike Pill.
The emperor and his entourage were extremely nervous, trying hard to think of how to convince Yuan Ruan without arousing her suspicion that they believed the elixir was poisonous and would never touch it again.
At this moment, the eunuch outside the door suddenly came in and said, "Your Majesty, General Wu Yi sent an urgent letter by pigeon!"
As soon as he finished speaking, the prince rushed forward first: "Bring it here quickly!"
The eunuch was stunned for a moment.
The emperor and the other two looked at the prince in confusion. The prince looked at the message, turned his head and said to the emperor, "Father, General Wu Yi has made great contributions, but he has a presumptuous request. He hopes to share an elixir of immortality for his seriously ill grandmother."
Yuanruan: [This won’t work. The old man will choke to death if he eats it. Aim quickly and chop it! ]
The emperor got goosebumps all over his body.
Prime Minister Li looked at the prince: ???
Prince, what are you doing?
We cannot mention the elixir of immortality at this critical moment, as it will stimulate the fortune of the small country.
Prime Minister Wang looked at the prince in shock: Prince, you are a kind person! You are not going to use poisoning Wu Yi's mother as an excuse! This is immoral!
Just then, the prince took out the jade bottle from the emperor's sleeve, shook it, and said, "Ah, this is the elixir of immortality, huh? How come a few of them fell out?"
As luck would have it, the red elixir of immortality went into the mouth of the carrier pigeon.
"Coo, coo, coo..." The carrier pigeon swallowed the elixir and was so frightened that it flapped its wings repeatedly.
The prince stared at the pigeon's condition, and quietly touched the pigeon's vital parts with his fingers, saying perfunctorily: "I'm sorry, father, I accidentally made you lose an elixir of immortality."
The emperor and his two companions immediately understood the prince's purpose, which was to use the pigeon to prove that the elixir was poisonous.
The emperor looked at the pigeon and said, "It was an unintentional mistake."
Yuanruan: [Tong'er, the pigeon has been eaten! Should I knock the pigeon unconscious to prove that there is something wrong with the elixir?]
System: [Quick, quick, quick! ]
The prince looked at Yuanruan with relief. He had originally planned to kill the pigeon secretly, but he didn't expect Yuanruan to share the same idea as him.
The emperor and his entourage also began to build up their emotions, ready to show expressions of shock, anger, etc. at any time.
Just at this moment, the pigeon froze and fell down.
The prince stood up angrily and shouted, "What's going on!"
System: [Great host, it's done! ]
Yuanruan: [No, I, I haven't used thunder and lightning yet! It, my god, a pigeon ate one and it was gone? Tong'er, Tong'er, didn't you say this thing will cause diarrhea? ! ]
The prince froze in place.
Everyone:! ! !
What? !
Are pigeons really poisoned by this stuff?!
The others looked at the emperor in horror.
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