After the child's mind was read, the tyrant caught the male queen with a black face

Increase national fortune? !

Hearing Yuan Ruan say this, the emperor put down the memorial and looked serious.

Wu Yi also began to recall where the Xiongnu held sacrifices and offerings to the heaven. If he had known that this thing was so useful, he should have cleared a few more altars before leaving.

System: [Ah? It's not about increasing national fortune. It's like this. Every May, the nomadic tribes in the north go to Dragon City to worship the gods of heaven and earth. They like to use the golden men to worship the gods, and they believe that the older the golden men are, the better they can communicate with the gods. The golden men in your hand are over 300 years old. Those nomadic tribes will definitely be happy to spend a lot of money to redeem them. Then, I can use the money to buy jade and other good things, which are good things.]

emperor:……

The excitement in Wu Yi's eyes disappeared.

Yuan Ruan's mouth twitched: [I was thinking wrong, but it's also good. I didn't expect that the male mother actually brought back all the antiques. The male mother is really amazing. ]

System: [That is extraordinary. The golden man for offering sacrifices to the heavens has always been entrusted to the powerful tribal kings. At that time, General Lin led 5,000 cavalrymen to go deep northwards and circle around within ten days, sweeping across that tribe along the way. At this time, the strongest tribal king of the Xiongnu became alert and decided to march south to encircle and suppress Lin Wenpeng, the young general of the Lin family.]

The emperor sat up straight.

Wu Yi had not had time to report the battle situation to the emperor, so he was quite interested.

Yuan Ruan also hurriedly said: [Hiss, what happened next? Did the male mother show off her power? ]

System: [Yes! At that time, the strongest tribal king led 80,000 cavalrymen to encircle Lin Wenpeng. At this time, the troops led by Shi Jiazi and General Li were stationed in the three newly conquered towns of the State of Chen. Only Lin Chengqing was free to respond. However, Lin Chengqing has always been good at steady battles. He has 3,000 cavalrymen, 7,000 infantrymen and chariots in his hands. He lacks mobility and can hardly help Lin Wenpeng.]

At this point, the system actually played some "thump thump thump~" background music that brought some suspense.

Not only Yuanruan, but also the emperor and Wu Yi, who knew the whole story, were moved by the music.

Yuanruan's chubby face became more serious: [Hiss. This is so dangerous! So the male mother personally led the cavalry to rescue Lin Wenpeng? ]

System: [You can say yes, but you can also say no. ]

Yuanruan tilted his head in confusion.

The system continued: [After carefully surveying the map, the male mother thought that it would be of little use to chase from behind. On the one hand, it was not certain that they could catch up, and on the other hand, even if they managed to catch up, the exhausted soldiers would be easily defeated. So the male mother used a trick of making a feint to the east and attacking the west, and besieging Wei to save Zhao. By attacking the Xiongnu's royal city and the dragon sacrifice platform at that time, she forced the strongest tribal king to give up attacking General Lin Wenpeng and lead his troops back to rescue. This is also the reason why the male mother brought back the golden man for offering sacrifices to the sky.]

The system continued: [Aruan, you don’t know! At that time, the male mother was so excited that she took off her armor directly, revealing her strong upper body and fighting with the main general stationed in Longcheng. The male mother turned sideways, and the biceps of her right hand exploded. The whole person was like a perfect David sculpture, especially the lower abdomen...]

The emperor's mouth twitched slightly: ...

Wu Yi lowered his head, and the skin under his beard turned slightly red.

Yuanruan's face turned yellow: [Stop, stop, stop! Tong'er, you, you calm down! ]

She didn't expect the system to become more and more excited. By the end, it had completely forgotten about the battlefield, and all the adjectives were used to describe the male mother's sturdy posture and body when she was killing the enemy.

The system also coughed lightly, and said awkwardly: [Aruan, it’s mainly because the male mother’s figure is very consistent with the golden ratio, and the muscle lines are perfectly symmetrical... It hit my code hard. ]

Yuan Ruan was stunned. Why did it feel like the system's adjectives for male homosexuality were a little different?

She couldn't help but say, "What if there is a person whose muscle lines on both sides are perfectly symmetrical, but his body is like a square, or he is fat like a circle. 】

The system twitched its mouth and protested aggrievedly: [Aruan! I eat code, but I am not code! Aruan and I have the same taste for male beauty! I only like male mothers with golden proportions and broad, stable pectoral muscles. As for fat guys, what the hell! What the hell!]

Yuanruan was embarrassed. She thought the system was made up of numbers and preferred a body with mathematical symmetry.

At this time, the system suddenly said: [Aruan! When the male mother fought desperately, she did not forget to bring you specialties, and the most expensive specialties. What does this mean? It means that she cares about you. So Aruan, we have to respond to him, right! ]

Yuanruan was stunned: [What? ]

System: [My friend Tong said that when a good man cares about you, you should climb on his chest. Bury him.]

The emperor looked at Wu Yi coldly.

Wu Yi pretended to be calm and almost told the emperor that Yuanruan was not a system and would never agree to it.

Yuansoft: ...

She looked at the system with eyes full of expectation, thinking of all the good things the system had done for her. Yuanruan immediately promised to do it three times, no, once, deep in her chest.

System: [Okay! Awooo!]

Yuanruan breathed a sigh of relief: [Yeah. ]

emperor:……

Wu Yi: …

As soon as she thought of it, she decided to do it. Yuan Ruan happily stretched out her chubby little hand to Wu Yi.

The emperor slowly turned his head and looked at Wu Yi with a forced smile.

Wu Yi was so embarrassed that he didn't know what to do with his hands. Especially when he felt the emperor's increasingly cold gaze, he didn't dare to move at all.

At this time, Yuanruan tilted his head and crawled out of the quilt, with his chubby little hands raised high, just like a kitten stretching out his paws to ask for a hug.

Wu Yi was so cute that he couldn't help himself.

Just at this moment, a cool breeze blew, and Yuan Ruan, who was not wearing a fur coat, sneezed.

Wu Yi immediately picked up Yuan Ruan and quickly wrapped his shawl around Yuan Ruan. At the same time, the emperor shouted "Hold her tight!"

"Aqiu, please!" Yuan Ruan covered his nose with his hand and struggled to get down.

Wu Yi suddenly remembered that what he covered Yuan Ruan with was because he had been on a fast march all the way here and had no time to change clothes.

He quickly stuffed Yuanruan into the clean quilt, wrapped her up securely, then threw his shawl back and out.

Yuanruan: [It has been buried! ]

System: [Oh, not deep enough! ]

Yuanruan: [Da Me! ]

At this moment, Wu Yi keenly felt that the dazzling gaze behind him was retracted, and Wu Yi slowly breathed a sigh of relief.

At this time, the emperor suddenly said, "Jiu'er, can you let General Wu stay in your Imperial Master's Mansion for a few days?"

Yuan Ruan was stunned for a moment. Although the Imperial Master's Mansion was not in the harem, it was also in the middle of the imperial palace. Why did my brother suddenly let Wu Yi live here? !