After the child's mind was read, the tyrant caught the male queen with a black face

Because Yuanruan had been attending court for more than ten days in a row, and had punctured the lungs of countless people out of boredom, but still failed to trigger a national destiny mission.

Yuanruan felt lost, and other court officials felt like they were about to run naked.

On the twentieth day, before the court session.

Yuanruan: [Tong'er, is it true that the National Destiny mission has not been triggered? ]

System: [Aruan, I didn't miss even the maids and eunuchs in the court. I scanned their melons every day! Normally, as long as I scanned their melons, if they have a national destiny mission, it will be triggered directly.]

Yuanruan: [Could it be that the court cannot trigger the national destiny mission? 】

System: [No, no. I have studied it. The triggering mechanism of this national destiny mission is very crazy. It will change according to everyone's ideas and opportunities. So, Ah Ruan, if it cannot be triggered today, it does not mean it cannot be triggered tomorrow.]

Yuanruan: [Alas...]

System: [Aruan, don't be unhappy. I found a funny story for you today. It's about the Minister of War. Do you want to eat it?]

The Minister of War shuddered all over:...

The other court officials breathed a sigh of relief. Good, they were not the last unlucky person today.

Yuanruan: […Okay, let’s eat.]

System: [Hehe. The Minister of War particularly loves his muscles and wants to become the most powerful muscular man. Then he trains every day, every day... And as soon as he finds out that he can't do it, he starts to train hard. The more he finds out that he can't do it, the harder he trains, and then... It's a vicious cycle, and his masculinity is gone.]

Yuanruan: [? ? ? ]

The civil and military officials of the Manchu Dynasty:! ! !

What?! What's wrong?!

Such a strong body can lead to failure? !

The Minister of War seemed to be petrified.

Until Yuan Ruan was carried away by the palace maid.

The Minister of War suddenly said calmly: "Your Majesty, I, I want to go to war!"

Suddenly, a burst of laughter came from the side.

The Minister of War jumped up like a cat whose tail was stepped on, turned his head and glared: "Who, who is making fun of me? Who is it?"

Every courtier he looked at had a serious expression on his face, as if to say, "It's definitely not me."

The Minister of War then turned around and said to the emperor again in a bitter voice: "Your Majesty, the Huns are about to attack us. We need me on the border. I am really good at riding and shooting. Why don't you let me leave first?"

The emperor pinched his brows. He could understand why the young Minister of War was so defeated today.

But the trigger mechanism mentioned by the system made it even more difficult for him to let people go easily.

The emperor said a few words of nonsense and left.

"It's just impotence! What's there to be upset about?" The assistant minister of the Ministry of Justice suddenly said, "Whether you can get impotence or not is none of our business!"

Several courtiers suppressed their laughter and nodded.

Some courtiers who were better at managing their expressions nodded and even offered suggestions:

"Yes, and the system said that it was due to excessive exercise that caused the impotence. This does not necessarily mean that it cannot be recovered."

"Yes, if you are really worried, just try Chinese medicine. Just don't be afraid to see a doctor."

"That's right. Even if it's really not possible, you have a son and a daughter anyway, so it doesn't matter..."

……

"Ah! Stop talking!" The Minister of War looked like he was about to fall apart.

Seeing this, the prince sighed softly. He thought about it, turned around and caught up with the emperor.

"Father." The prince lowered his voice, "This system has no sense of propriety in exposing the news. Now some civil officials and military generals are in a panic..."

The emperor did not turn around, and said in a cold voice: "A few days ago, you submitted a memorial to me, saying that the training method of letting the soldiers of Daxia border conduct offensive and defensive battles against each other was too dangerous, and hoped that I would re-draft it. Today, you clearly know that once the national destiny mission is completed, the supernatural power may bless the soldiers who go out in the summer, but you hesitate again and again. How old are you, Prince? Can't you tell that these two are in conflict?"

The prince was startled, then he clasped his hands and said, "Father, I am not against exploding the melons, I just want to separate them as much as possible."

"How do we separate?" The emperor did not turn around, but asked coldly, "How do we not let Xiaojiu get suspicious?"

The prince cupped his hands and said, "I am willing to take Xiaojiu to the officials' private residences every day."

The emperor turned around and looked at the prince: "That's all the progress you've made."

The prince stood there in a daze, not knowing whether his father agreed or not.

……

Although the emperor said this to the prince, he also kept this advice in mind.

After lunch, he announced that he would convene a small court meeting.

The court officials were a little puzzled. After communicating with each other, they found that the emperor had not set a theme for the small court meeting. This was the first time.

Just at this moment, the Minister of War came out with a happy face.

The Minister of Revenue asked, "Is there any good news?"

The Minister of War blinked and laughed, "I'm glad to hear that. How did you know that the two young generals of the Lin family had made great contributions?"

Minister of the Ministry of Finance:...

At this time, Prime Minister Li also came over and said with a folded hand, "So today's court meeting is related to the Xiongnu?"

The Minister of War laughed and said, "Hahaha, Prime Minister Li also knows that our army's General Lin won a small victory, but it was mainly based on defense. It's not worth mentioning, not worth mentioning."

Prime Minister Li: ...

The Minister of War looked at the others eagerly, but the other court officials rolled their eyes and avoided his gaze, not giving the Minister of War any chance to show off.

The Minister of War was not annoyed and walked straight towards the emperor.

When the other court officials saw this, they mistakenly thought that the emperor was holding a small court meeting to discuss the Huns issue, so they quickly took out their memorials related to the Huns issue and then went to the side hall.

As soon as Prime Minister Li and his men entered, they saw the Minister of War bowing and saying, "Your Majesty, General Li said that the Xiongnu have been making frequent movements. Some of their cavalry have gone south to harass the town twice. General Li suspects that they may attack at any time."

The emperor raised his eyebrows: "Going south to harass? No looting?"

The Minister of War looked pleased and said, "General Li said that the place where the Xiongnu invaded happened to be stationed with a cavalry of Lin Chengqing. Lin Chengqing defended it twice, so no looting occurred. They are indeed the future twin stars that the little imperial teacher mentioned."

A smile appeared on the emperor's face.

The other court officials rolled their eyes silently, then took out the memorials they had prepared in advance.

At this time, the Minister of War was still preparing to praise the soldiers at the border.

Unexpectedly, the emperor was interrupted by the emperor: "We will talk about the Xiongnu later. The national destiny mission has not been triggered yet. Some people have been blown up to the point of having nothing left. Do you have any ideas?"

The ministers suddenly felt their scalps tingling.

Although there are still people who have not been swept by the systematic gossip, there are still some people who feel sad for the loss of the rabbit and are afraid of being affected.

Even Prime Minister Li, the biggest rebel among the court officials and the most shameless one, remained silent.

Because the day before, the system revealed a piece of gossip about Prime Minister Li, saying that he favored sons over daughters, and that in order to have more sons, he even ate cow dung on his own initiative, and when he was young, he also ate some poisonous insects used in witchcraft.

In the Great Xia Dynasty, witchcraft, poisonous insects and other things were particularly feared because the emperor hated them deeply.

Prime Minister Li was almost forgetting this dark history in his subconscious. Once this news broke, Prime Minister Li was worried that the emperor would take revenge on him later. He was also worried that the system would reveal some news that he had deliberately forgotten, so he was very depressed now.

The emperor narrowed his eyes, glanced at everyone, and suddenly asked, "Why is Prime Minister Li silent?"

Other court officials mocked in their hearts: You flatterer, we let you be the flatterer every day, now you are being singled out.

Prime Minister Li was silent for a while, then he clasped his hands and said, "Your Majesty, I think spring is a good time for an outing. Why don't we get the men out so that the young Imperial Master can also see the melons?"

The other ministers took a deep breath.

A boy going on a spring outing?

Are you going to capture all the children and grandchildren of the powerful officials in the court? !