After the child's mind was read, the tyrant caught the male queen with a black face
Chapter 118: This melon, I will take one step first
System: [Pfft... That's not the case. This story starts with a woman selling herself to bury her father.]
Yuanruan: [Hiss, I smell dog blood, and then what. ]
System: [Let me sort it out. The Minister of Industry is from the countryside and was selected as a "filial and honest person", so he helps people in his hometown. A few days ago, when the Minister of Industry was out, a woman who sold herself on the roadside to bury her father came over with a letter from her hometown, saying that she was the granddaughter of the Minister's third grandfather. The Minister of Industry took a look and found that the dead person was indeed a cousin he had met a few times. He saw that the other party had evidence, so he took the woman back and placed her in the outer courtyard, and arranged for the servants to go to the hometown to investigate. ]
Yuanruan: [Eh, this is not what I expected. This is quite normal.]
System: [Yes, the previous situation is normal, the only mistake is that the Minister of Industry has been busy with work recently and forgot to tell his wife about this matter. As a result, his wife misunderstood that the Minister had a mistress and was very angry. She slammed the table and questioned him during dinner. The Minister of Industry was so panicked that he dared not sit at the table for a few days and swore to heaven that it was impossible. After explaining the whole story, he proposed to send the woman back to her hometown.]
The crowd of Daxia people immediately looked at the Minister of Industry with a meaningful expression: ...
You old man, you always say that you are a powerful husband, but it turns out you are this powerful.
The Minister of Works' face turned red.
Yuan Ruan: [Pfft, that's it? Kneeling in a second? How can he have the nerve to teach Cheng Weining seriously about regaining his glory? And the Minister of Revenue, how can he have the nerve to help. ]
System: [The Minister of Revenue was misled. He thought the Minister of Works had a high family status.]
Yuanruan: [Oh, the family brother. Little brother.]
The crowd of Daxia spectators didn't react at first, but when they heard the three words "little brother", they almost laughed to death.
The Minister of Revenue was also a little embarrassed.
Cheng Weining couldn't help but laugh and lowered his voice and said, "Sir, my Great Xia language is profound and extensive."
The Minister of Industry blushed and said, "Get lost."
System: [Hahaha, he is indeed the younger brother. And you know why he is afraid of his wife, which is a bit absurd.]
Yuanruan: [Why? ]
System: [Because the wife of the Minister of Industry has a paralyzed face, the mother of the Minister of Industry is a tiger mom, the type who will beat people when she has a stern face. The Minister of Industry has been beaten since he was a child, and it has become a conditioned reflex. So when his wife has a stern face, he raises his hands and slides to his knees.]
Yuan Ruan: [Puff! My God, luckily Cheng Weining didn't want to learn from me. What can he learn? How can he surrender to his wife?]
System: [Hahaha, that can’t be said. The Minister of Industry is also very good at pacifying people. He is very good at pretending to be good.]
Yuanruan: [I understand. Instead of learning to surrender, you can learn to "use softness to overcome hardness." ]
The onlookers almost spit out their tea:...
God damn, raise your hands in surrender!
How can we, the strong men of Great Xia, overcome strength with softness?
The Minister of Works lowered his head so low that people could hardly see him.
Yuan Ruan: [Well, what happened next? Could it be that this purple melon is the Minister of Industry who kneels down in a second? ]
System: [Okay, let me continue. The Minister of Industry wanted to send this woman away, but the Minister's wife took pity on her poor status and took the initiative to keep her. It turned out that this woman who sold herself to bury her father was actually a spy for the State of Chen.]
The expressions of the onlookers were frozen: !!!
The emperor narrowed his eyes, raised his hand slightly towards the prince, and the prince nodded slightly.
The Minister of Works was choked by the dried fruit and beat his chest desperately to relieve the breath.
When the system started talking about purple melons, he recalled the system's past style of exposing melons, and his mind was filled with speculations such as, "My wife cheated on me? My son is not mine? My daughter is not mine either?" and so on.
But he never expected that there would be a spy exposed.
The Minister of Industry was completely confused: Why did he have to be beheaded when it was his turn? He would rather be laughed at.
Yuanruan: [What? Spy! Is this true or not?]
System: [Really. And the origin of this female spy is somewhat related to the Second Prince. I am dying of laughter when I see this. How about we first talk about the relationship between the spy and the Second Prince.]
Everyone eating melons was shocked: !!!
what?
Did they hear it right?
This female spy is actually related to the Second Prince? !
Is the Second Prince a brick?! Why is he everywhere?!
The emperor frowned. Could it be that this bastard Xiaoer was not at peace in Shu and dared to secretly cause trouble against Daxia? !
At this time, the person in charge of arranging the wedding ceremony said with a smile: "The Nine-Light Banquet is over."
According to the normal process, after the Nine-Light Banquet is over, the emperor, empress and crown prince will be the first to stand up and leave. The other elderly guests will also leave one after another. After that, the person in charge of the process will say something like "Congratulations to the groom for entering the bridal chamber" and "Make a fuss in the bridal chamber".
But because the melon was there, the emperor and his entourage did not move.
None of the Da Xia senior officials left the scene. Everyone pretended not to hear anything and waited for Yuan Ruan to reveal the news.
This group of top dignitaries did not leave, and the emcee in charge of the process froze for a moment, not daring to speak at all. He was even wondering if he had gone through the process incorrectly at some step.
The master of ceremonies was slow to speak, and Cheng Weining, who wanted to get married, became anxious. However, it was impossible for the groom to take the initiative to ask to enter the bridal chamber.
Cheng Weining had no choice but to secretly hit his friend's arm.
The friend blocked the other's hand with an embarrassed face. He actually wanted to wait for Xiao Guoyun to finish talking about the gossip first, but seeing Cheng Weining's anxious expression, he felt a tingling pain in his arm.
The friend sighed, then lowered his voice and said, "My hands are about to break. Please stop for a moment, or I won't say anything."
Cheng Weining immediately put on a smile.
Cheng Weining's friend rolled his eyes at him, then stood up and said, "Master of ceremonies, is it time to move on to the next step and send her to the bridal chamber?"
The MC responded and quickly continued the process.
At this time, Yuanruan's voice sounded:
[Ah, it's time for the bridal chamber. God, Tong'er, let's talk later. I have to roll around in bed first to complete the beautiful wedding blessing.]
System: [It’s okay, just go to bed and I’ll tell you my gossip.]
Yuanruan: [No, I must roll in bed with full blessings and sincerity. How can I concentrate when you are talking beside me? No, no.]
System: [Okay then, I’ll tell you after you finish having sex.]
Yuanruan: [Okay.]
Yuanruan and the system happily reached an agreement.
Yuan Ruan took the initiative to reach out to the Seventh Princess for a hug, and then happily entered the bridal chamber.
The eldest princess and several other young people who heard the voice also walked in with a smile. They thought that the bridal chamber prank was an occasion for young people and juniors, and they could participate in eating spectacles. The most enjoyable thing was that, hey, the boss couldn't eat it, so they were even happier.
The emperor and a group of older officials: We are stuck.
Damn, they also want to go in and eat the melons.
At this time, the crown prince stood up first and pulled the emperor towards the bridal chamber, saying as he walked: "Father, this is the first legitimate princess of the harem to get married. I know you are reluctant to let her go, so why don't you go ahead and read the whole process."
The emperor was very pleased and patted the prince on the shoulder: "I am very fortunate to have such a son."
At the same time, he glanced back, as if to say, everyone, I'll eat this melon first.
The officials of the Great Xia Dynasty: !!!
Wait, don't think about leaving us behind.
Find a way, you must find a way to get in.
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