In the twelfth lunar month, the city inside and outside is covered in snow.

The rotten door was pushed open, and the old woman came in coughing. She picked up the baby whose face was red from the cold, and while feeding him soup, she gritted her teeth and said, "If you want to hate someone, hate your biological mother."

"Old woman! Are you done?" The strong man wiped his face and said with disdain, "Why are you still feeding medicine to a bait that is about to die? What a waste!"

After saying that, he snatched the baby from the old woman's hands and walked out.

Soon, the baby was thrown into a small wooden basin beside the road.

Dozens of masked strong men quickly retreated and hid in the jungle behind.

[Ding——Host has been found, do you want to bind? 】

The baby lying in the barrel rolled over and almost stood up. [Bindle, bind, bind!]

[Ding——The prank system is officially bound. Mission: Prick the emperor's finger with a needle, and the host regains health.]

The baby's smile froze on his face, and his soft body fell back down.

She chatted weakly to the system, [All! I am the daughter of a traitor, and a bait thrown out by the traitor to attract the attention of the emperor's guard of honor. Do you think it is possible for me to prick the emperor's finger? ]

System: [It seems impossible. What should I do? Oh, host, you are almost dead. ]

Yuanruan: [Cold salad, what can I do with a baby of a few months old? Just lie down and make a bowl of Mengpo soup as soon as possible. ]

System: [Wuwuwu... I don't have enough energy! If you do it, I will do it too. 】

Yuanruan: [Then you should work harder, write more code for yourself, improve your own abilities, and strive to be the best! ]

After saying that, Yuanruan no longer paid attention to the system that was running around in his mind.

She sneezed while lying in the tub.

Yuanruan was originally a lonely office worker who owned a house and had a loan, and worked as a 007 in a big company.

I finally got a six-figure year-end bonus, but because I was still obsessed with checking my bank balance on my mobile phone while crossing the road, I was hit by a truck that ran a red light.

When she opened her eyes again, she found that she had been transformed into a baby with her memories.

The good news is that he is still alive.

The bad news is that she didn't dress up as a prince or princess, or even an ordinary citizen. She dressed up as the daughter of a rebel, and became the bait for the rebel to ambush and assassinate the emperor.

Now it is also tied to a prank system that is impossible to rely on. Let's talk about the conditions for completing these tasks. Which emperor would be willing to be stabbed by a needle, which courtier would be willing to be ridden like a horse, and which prince would be willing to be whipped? !

Lie down flat.

Yuanruan looked up at the sky and sneezed.

At this time, the system that had disappeared for a while appeared again.

System: [Zizizizi...Crunch...Zizizi...Host, host...Update, host...Zizizi...I, I tried to update, I'm back.]

Yuanruan: [Oh? Any new changes? ]

System: [Uh, OK, it seems like I'm still giving the emperor acupuncture. Wait a minute, host, I see a new function is online. Oh my god, host, we are actually traveling through a large world that is a combination of more than ten bloody books. As long as we get close to them, I can deduce the plot related to them. You will know everything! Awesome! ]

Yuanruan: [What then? Anything else? ]

System: [No.]

Yuanruan was speechless.

Isn't this just an extra function for eating melons? What use is it to a baby like her?

Forget it, just treat it as watching a war movie before I die, and hope that I can be reborn into a good family in the next life.

At this time, the sound of several horses galloping was heard. Yuan Ruan raised his eyelids and happened to see layers of rising dust and a group of cavalrymen riding black horses and wearing silver armor leaping through the fog.

System: [Host, look, one of the representatives of beauty, misery and strength, General Wu Yi is here! There is his melon, do you want to eat it? ! ]

Yuanruan: […Eat it.]

The general is coming, and the tyrant's carriage is not far away.

This also means that she is about to die as an abandoned child, so it would be nice for her to have some fun before she dies.

After completely giving up, Yuanruan was in a mood to observe his surroundings.

Her eyes fell on General Wu Yi——

[Wow. These double doors and this black and gold armor are just like the Apocalypse Knight walking out of reality. No wonder princesses in ancient times liked to elope with generals! ]

The general, who was riding his horse at full speed, suddenly pulled the reins hard, the black horse raised its front hooves high, and his right hand drew a long arrow from the back. The man and the horse became one, looking like a taut longbow about to shoot the moon.

[Tsk, this core strength is amazing, who can resist it. ]

General Wu Yi pulled his horse around and turned it around, then suddenly turned sideways to look over, his eyes sharp and his aura fierce.

Yuanruan didn't pay any attention at all, and lazily communicated with the system: [The system should talk about melon. ]

System: [The melon is coming! Don’t be fooled by how handsome this general is. He is about to get into big trouble. ]

Yuanruan: [What? Tell me more! ]

System: [This year, the emperor brought 20,000 people to tour the west in order to deter the Chen Kingdom and the Western Xiongnu. The one who escorted the army was General Wu Yi! And did you know? The young general promoted by Wu Yi himself was a spy from the Three Kingdoms, and the spy had already stolen General Wu Yi's tiger talisman.]

General Wu Yi on horseback:!!!

what?

Three Kingdoms spies? The tiger talisman has been stolen?

Who is speaking?

Wu Yi looked around again. There were only fifty silent guards. When they saw the general looking at him, they looked a little confused.

Wu Yi put away his bow and arrow. For a moment, he suspected that he was too tired from traveling and that he had heard the auditory hallucinations.

However, the next second, the soft and sticky child's voice and the mechanical voice dialogue appeared again:

[Three Kingdoms spies? System, who is playing such a big game? ]

[Yes. The spy was Captain Chen. He not only stole the tiger talisman, but also used the general's request to command 20,000 soldiers to patrol the west.]

Wu Yi: ???

What? Captain Chen is a spy from the Three Kingdoms period?

Would he pretend to be him and give orders to the soldiers?

Who is the system? Why dare to speak so arrogantly!

Wu Yi frowned and ordered his guards to search around to see if there were any witches or alchemists casting spells to curse people, especially to look for someone called System.

The Xia army's sudden mountain-clearing operation frightened the rebels who were ambushing nearby.

The rebels all looked at their leader.

The leader gritted his teeth and said, "The Chen Kingdom's signal has not yet been lit! Let's go, we will retreat first!"

"What about the baby? It's rare to find a pair of blue eyes."

"No matter what! If Wu Yi can bring the baby to the emperor, it will be considered a success. Besides, we can find other ways." The big rebel waved his hand, and the rebels who were lurking in the jungle quickly retreated away.

After a cup of tea, the guards found nothing in the jungle.

Only the guard in the front left came running over with a wooden basin in his arms, and said in a low voice, "General, here, I don't see the alchemist, but there is a small wooden basin on the side of the road, and there is a well-behaved baby lying in it."

Wu Yi looked down and saw a baby with extremely pale skin in the wooden basin.

Its big eyes twinkled so cutely. Its little head poked out of the basin a little, and it squinted and yawned.

When Wu Yi was hesitating, he suddenly heard a soft voice:

[Looking even more handsome from a closer look, what? He is about to be executed along with his entire family? ]

Wu Yi's pupils shrank.

The sound actually came from this baby? !

Why can this baby transmit sound?

And how could his entire family be executed?

Could it be because the tiger talisman was lost? But without his personal presence, the Wu family army would not have gone to war just because of the tiger talisman. In other words, even if he made a mistake, it would not be a crime worthy of this!

Wu Yi's sharp eyes fell on Yuan Ruan, waiting for him to reveal the secret.

However, Yuanruan pursed his lips.

[I'm so hungry! Even if I'm reborn, I want to be a full ghost. You said I'm acting cute, can I have some milk to drink? ]

[Wu Yi is cruel and cold-blooded, and has killed people without mercy. This is impossible.]

Wu Yi: …

He looked at the baby in the small wooden basin, whose big round eyes were filled with timid expectation. He licked his lips from time to time and placed his two little hands on his belly.

Wu Yi took a deep breath and said to his guards, "Go find a wet nurse."

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