My Arknights Life Diary

"Ok?"

Tu Fang, who was basking in the sun, couldn't help but wonder what happened to Xiao Ke.

"Hey, Tu Fang, if you want to touch Xiao Ke in the future, you have to give Xiao Ke snacks! This is the rule!"

Oh, so that’s how it is. The child is craving for snacks.

"I see you're just greedy. What are the rules? If you want it, come and get it yourself!"

Tu Fang took out the snacks that he had originally intended to use to satisfy his craving from his pocket, and shook them with his hand while turning his back to Xiao Ke.

As soon as Tu Fang finished saying this, he felt that the snacks in his hand disappeared.

"Aww!"

Tu Fang looked towards the source of the eating sound. It was Xiao Ke who had already got the snacks in her hand. At this moment, she was pouring the snacks in the bag into her mouth.

"Hmm? Tu Fang, you said to leave me alone!"

Xiao Ke noticed Tu Fang's gaze and spoke.

"Well, it's okay, you can eat it..........."

It didn't take Xiao Ke long to finish these bags of snacks. In just a short while, all the food was in Xiao Ke's stomach.

"Well! Since Tu Fang gave Xiao Ke food, Xiao Ke will also let Tu Fang touch him!"

After Xiao Ke finished eating, he spoke to Tu Fang in a serious tone, and then leaned his head towards Tu Fang's hand.

"Uh... not really, actually."

Although Tu Fang said that, he still rubbed Xiao Ke's head with his hands.

Well, let’s have a little fun!

Xiao Ke's eyes were slightly narrowed, and his ears were folded up, making it easier for Tu Fang to touch his ears. Tu Fang's hand slowly stroked Xiao Ke's hair!

After a while, Tu Fanglu's method changed to rubbing Xiaoke's head with both hands.

Are you asking Xiaoke if he is happy?

Just look at the big tail swirling behind her and you will know.

This is a win-win situation!

It means that Xiaoke can have food to eat and can be touched.

.................

"Hey, Tu Fang, do you still want to touch it?"

"No, no! There's no more food!"

"Oh, okay......"

Xiao Ke felt a little disappointed because she had no way to continue the win-win situation.

"Oh right! Now that you're back, where's Turtle?"

Tu just remembered that Xiao Ke went out with Guigui today, but now Xiao Ke is back, but Guigui is nowhere to be seen.

"Turtle? Hasn't she been sitting at the door the whole time?"

Tu Fang looked in the direction that Xiao Ke pointed at. There were two things spread out on the steps at the door. One was a very fat cat, and the other was a turtle..........

It seems that they haven't recovered from the shrimp catching incident...

After Tu Fang confirmed with Guigui that she was fine, he turned his attention to the fat cat.

To be honest, it was the first time that Tu Fang saw such a fat cat. Of course, if some fake cats were included, Tu Fang did know some cats that were this fat.

For example, a cat that makes the sound of a cash register when eating...

"Meow? (What's wrong with you?)"

The fat cat also noticed Tu Fang's gaze and meowed in confusion.

"Wow, you're so fat!"

Tu Fang said this and patted the cat's belly, which was exposed because of the cat's slumped sitting. After being patted, the cat's belly was like the surface of water, with waves of orange-yellow...

"Meow! (making a discontented sound because of being patted on the belly)"

"Hey, you fat cat are pretty fierce!"

"Tu Fang, that's it! Xiao Ke learned his rules from it! Xiao Ke found that when others pet it, they would give it food! So when Tu Fang pets Xiao Ke, he has to give Xiao Ke food too!"

Xiao Ke discovered that Tu Fang noticed the fat cat, so she confidently explained why she asked Tu Fang for snacks and why Tu Fang petted her.

After all, this was one of the reasons why Xiao Ke brought this fat cat back. If there was only one side of the story, Tu Fang probably wouldn't believe it.

"Hmm... I understand. Xiaoke, take Guigui back to the house to rest first. I will study this cat more."

"Meow! (Oh, you guy, stop touching my belly. Forget it, let's rest for a while. We'll run away soon!)"

"Okay, I get it now!"

Xiao Ke agreed, but when he brought Gui Gui into the house, he always felt that something was wrong...

"Hey, you're so fat! You really are my dream cat!"

After seeing Xiao Ke and Gui Gui leave, Tu Fang's true colors were revealed. After all, aren't fatter kittens cuter?

"Meow? (Huh?)"

................

After a while, Tu Fang stopped petting the cat. Just when the fat cat thought it could finally run away, its fateful scruff of the neck was grabbed again and again...

"Don't leave, just stay at my place from now on. I'll give you plenty of cat food!"

"Meow! (No! I want to be free!)"

But unfortunately, this cat, whose fate had caught it by the scruff of the neck, could do nothing but be dragged into the yard by Tu Fang............

What it didn't expect was that Tu Fang dragged it into the yard, closed the door, and then let it go.

"Get familiar with the environment first. This yard is quite big, is it enough for you to run around?

Forget it, I’m pretty stupid too, how can a cat understand human language? Haha!”

Tu Fang released the cat and started talking to it, but soon he found himself laughing at his own naive thoughts.

"Meow! (I'm very smart!)"

Tu Fang ignored the cat's back and went to prepare dinner. He planned to formally introduce this new member to Guigui and Xiaoke at dinner today.

Tsk, this troublesome person finally left, so how should I get out next?

The fat cat, after seeing the annoying Tu Fang finally leave, began to think about how he could leave the yard that had been sealed off.

Soon, it noticed a relatively high rockery, and not far from the rockery was the top of the wall...........

Got it!

The very fat cat thought that as a clever and agile feline, climbing a rockery should not be a problem

But the only thing it didn't take into account was its own weight...

Oh, I swear, if I have the chance in the future, I will definitely eat less than one piece, uh, half a piece of cake!

After struggling to climb up from the next stone, the fat cat sighed inwardly.

Forget it, eat less cake or something, it's too cruel to food............

Not long after climbing up another stone, the fat cat's thoughts naturally changed.

It was not the fat cat that climbed another stone, and its inner thoughts changed again.

Oh, I'm fat and lazy! I swear to this, I must lose weight in the future!

Behind...

I'm fat, I'm lazy, and I'm proud!

Very soon, uh, should I say fast...

The very fat cat finally climbed to the top of the rockery.

Come on, you can do it!

You can do it like many other clever cats! You just need to jump over it with a single leap!

The fat cat thought like this, and suddenly exerted force with its two hind legs, and the whole cat shot out!

The distance from the rockery to the wall is indeed relatively easy for an ordinary cat to jump over. Unfortunately, the objective fact now is that this cat is too fat............

Oh! I got it! Come on, you can do it!

The fat cat tried its best but could only barely get its front legs onto the edge of the wall.

Come on, come on!

You can do it, you definitely can do it!!!

Aaaaaaaaaahh ...

Outside the wall is freedom! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! !

The very fat cat screams madly inside!

But unfortunately, its forelimbs could not support its huge weight.

No!!!!!!!!!!

Its final outcome is still falling back into the endless abyss (Tu Fang's yard)