My Arknights Life Diary

"Hahaha.....huh? Oh my god!"

Tu Fang, who was jumping around on the roof of the car after the rain, finally got his comeuppance. He was cunning and rolled off the car.

"It hurts! Ouch, oh my god! Ouch!"

Nancy immediately saw Tu Fang lying on the ground on his side, twisting his body while holding one of his legs. It was obvious that he had broken his leg.

She walked closer and frowned at Tu Fang's appearance. She first fed him a painkiller and told him not to move because of the pain. After all, there were people watching here, and she felt that she should maintain the few remaining dignity of her master.

As for Tu Fang, after being given painkillers, he finally calmed down, at least he didn't scream in pain anymore.

"It's a serious ankle sprain, but the knee is fine, so it's not a serious injury."

After a quick check, Nancy took out the emergency medicine and prepared for treatment, but at this moment, Tu Fang suddenly stopped her.

"No, bring me a cane!"

Nancy was very obedient. She put away the medicine and took out a cane for her master.

Tu Fang took the brand new crutch. He felt that the crutch was emitting light, and this light was shining on him!

Suddenly, he felt something and looked at his injured leg.

He understood.

"I understand! This is the price I must pay to gain the power of the cane! Senior Seven, I understand!"

No, what have you understood?! Nancy looked at her master with a frown on her face.

After a while, perhaps Tu Fang had had enough fun, so he decided to go back and rest.

Tu Fang was laughing in front, limping back to the apartment with a cane, while Nancy followed behind him, feeling that her future was dark.

............

Children are always full of energy, but it is just that, not unlimited. After playing all day, they all felt a little tired.

After taking a shower and playing pillow fight for half an hour, I fell into a deep sleep.

These children are all carefree people, so their sleeping positions are naturally all over the place. To put it simply, on this extra-large double bed, Xiao Ke and Hong each made a nest in a corner, and Maria and Guigui lay in the middle with their legs spread out.

Fortunately, they didn't have to fight over the quilt because it had been kicked under the bed. They all hugged a pillow to keep warm.

midnight

Xiao Ke, who was sleeping, heard some rustling sounds, accompanied by a sweet fragrance, which successfully woke her up.

She opened her eyes, her face was sleepy. There was no light in the room, but this did not affect her vision. With the help of smell, he quickly discovered that opposite her, at the other corner of the bed, there was a raised black shadow.

And the dark shadow was making sparse sounds.

"What? Who's eating delicious food without me?"

Xiao Ke rubbed his eyes and drowsily crawled towards him, pushing aside Guigui and Maria who were blocking his way.

"Ok?"

Xiao Ke came to the black shadow in a daze, and she saw clearly that it seemed to be Hong.

At this time, Hong was holding a piece of honey cake in both hands and savoring it carefully. She really liked this sweet feeling.

"What are you eating? Break some for me."

"No, Red, I'm still hungry..."

Hong said this, as if worried that Xiao Ke would snatch the food from him, so he stuffed the honey cake into his mouth without hesitation. On the other side, the dazed Xiao Ke didn't notice any of this. She followed the smell of the honey cake and moved her face closer and closer.

“It smells so good…”

Xiao Ke said this and licked the syrup remaining on his red face.

“Sweet...delicious...”

Although Xiao Ke was dazed, he could still feel the sweetness in his mouth, so he licked it harder.

"Xiao Ke...go slower...it's red and itchy..."

Hong did not refuse Xiaoke's licking because she felt she had eaten almost enough.

At this moment, in the eyes of others, Xiao Ke and Hong's faces were completely close together, just like they were kissing.

Just like...

I just came back from having fun, and because I heard some noise here, I came to take a look.......

(He carefully closes the door again and turns around.)

"Oh my god, Nancy, it looks like our little one is going to be digested internally."

Tu Fang's eyes were dull, as if he had seen something unbelievable. He didn't expect that Xiao Ke actually "got it"!

Xiao Ke actually managed to "get it"?! What kind of joke is this?

"Mr. Tu Fang, with all due respect, your guess is unlikely."

"But it really happened. Just now, Xiao Ke and Hong kissed each other, and Hong said it was itchy..."

Thinking of this, Tu Fang's brain worked faster. In an instant, words like "Lala", "internal digestion", and "QQ space" popped up in his mind.

"...Nothing is impossible, Mr. Tu Fang. You need to learn to accept it."

Nancy was rarely silent. Xiao Ke and the others were her students. She knew better than anyone what kind of people these guys were. They were able to come to their senses... Nancy was also quite shocked, but she quickly accepted it because the probability of anything happening could not be zero.

"Although homosexuality is quite common in the land of Terra...it's absurd no matter how you think about it that someone is bullying someone else.

Tu Fang, you are an open-minded person. You shouldn't be so obsessed with your child's sexual orientation, just like you wouldn't correct Ino and Sasha's sexual orientation...

But internal digestion is too outrageous, isn't it?!"

"Then think about it from another perspective. Mr. Tu Fang, do you really want a yellow-haired guy to show up one day and kidnap your beloved Miss Xiaoke, Miss Guigui, and Miss Hong?"

Nancy looked at Tu Fang and decided to comfort him in another way.

"It's not impossible... As long as that guy can withstand the single-molecule saw blade for 10 minutes, eat a cake made of tons of antimatter during this time, do a push-up in the center of the high-gravity singularity, and then contain a unit of high-dimensional subspace creatures in the subspace storm at the highest intensity, connect to the fireworks released after the subspace engine made of them is destroyed, and guide them to become a new universe in the strong material world convection caused by them, and successfully survive the Big Bang..."

Tu Fang's words were like a torrent of water, and in the end even Nancy's expression turned speechless when she looked at him. This kind of request was not something that could be done on the land of Terra, and no one in the entire universe could do it!

"Finally, I just need to cross the infinite threshold and reach the point where I can slap a fat cat through the screen of my phone."

Tu Fang finally stopped explaining under the influence of some higher-dimensional force. Otherwise, Nancy doubted that he could have continued until tomorrow morning.

"If you think about it this way, rather than letting your cabbages be eaten by wild boars from nowhere, it's a good idea to let them digest it internally. After all, cabbages aren't your own."

"I hope you can think it through."

"Of course I can think it through. After all, I am very open-minded!"

"Yeah." (Nodding perfunctorily.)

.............

The night is getting late again.

Even Tu Fang was fast asleep on the bed in the second bedroom. Nancy was the only one awake in the room.

She did not choose to sleep, but instead chose to use the coffee machine and coffee beans in the room to make herself a cup of hand-ground coffee. She took the cup of coffee to the small table in front of the window, sat there, reading the book in her hand, and savoring the fragrant coffee.

By the way, look out the window.

Look at the figure sitting on the bench reading a newspaper under the street light.