My Arknights Life Diary

"Hmm? Oh no Nancy, you still want my saliva?"

Tu Fang noticed Nancy's actions and was a little surprised.

"It's just risk management. Saliva may carry some genes."

"Then why haven't I seen you do this before?"

"I just thought of it, so I just did it."

"Oh, I see... Speaking of which, Nancy, you really are becoming more and more like a human. Of course, sometimes you still give off a faint sense of human-machine."

"Ah."

Nancy did not refute because she felt there was no need to refute.

"Look, now I have the human-machine feeling again."

Tu Fang looked at Nancy and felt that his inference was correct.

"I can't see it."

Well, it has a stronger human-machine feel.

Tu Fang rolled his eyes and lay on Nancy's thighs again, his movements very naturally.

"Ah~ I feel like I've fallen. Why am I lying on your lap so comfortably?"

"You could just get up."

"Um... I don't think I need to get up. After all... you didn't ask me to lie down."

Tu Fang didn't know why he became more and more shameless when facing Nancy. If he were lying on Tallulah's thighs, he would have become a bubble teapot.

But now, there is no ripple in my heart. Of course, it may be because I have been lying down for too long.

Tu Fang now thinks that he seemed to have blushed only at the beginning.

"By the way, Nancy, do you think I've become thicker-skinned lately?"

"If you want to measure it, I can tear it off for you."

"No! How can you say such horrible words with such a calm expression!"

Tu Fang was shocked.

"Just kidding."

Nancy looked at Tu Fang and added.

Tu Fang was shocked again. Nancy was even joking with him. She was really becoming more and more like a human.

"Speaking of the matter, you are indeed shameless. Based on the data, within three months, you will probably further inflict your evil desires on me."

Tu Fang:............

How can you say such sad words to me with such a serious face? Am I such a wicked person in your heart?

"you......"

Tu Fang opened his mouth to defend himself, but Nancy spoke before him again.

"Mr. Tu Fang, if you want to defend yourself, please get up from my lap now. Your credibility will probably increase by 47%."

Tu Fang:............

Tu Fang felt that Nancy's words were very reasonable, but he also felt a little angry that he was being looked down upon like this...

Ah! The half-hidden ceiling... Where did the other half go? Of course, it was covered by Nancy's evil.

But then again, if you look at it from this perspective, hehehe......

As Tu Fang thought about this, his hand unconsciously moved upwards. Nancy obviously noticed all this and sighed secretly!

"Ha! Hahaha!"

When the hand was less than 1 centimeter away, Tu Fang suddenly jumped up and stood on the sofa.

"You don't think I'll really touch it, do you? Ha! I'm telling you right now! Although your skin is very much in line with my aesthetics! Punch in! Stealing and digging the road! (But, I refuse!) I, Tu Fang, just want to say no to such a self-righteous person like you!"

"Well, the probability has dropped to 17%."

Tu Fang: ...Why does it feel like I'm trying to fool someone?!

Although he had expected Nancy to react like this, Tu Fang felt that Nancy's emotional intelligence seemed a little too low. She didn't even pretend, making herself look like a fool.

Pfft!

Tu Fang collapsed on the sofa again. He wanted to crawl back and enjoy himself, but then he thought that doing so would go against what he had just said, so he just lay there in a daze. As Tu Fang was in a daze, there was no more sound in the room.

Time passed by like this, and Tu Fang, who was lying there in a daze, felt a little...uncomfortable.

Then, Tu Fang crawled darkly towards Nancy.

Nancy thought Tu Fang wanted a knee pillow again, so she made preparations in advance.

"Nancy! Can you sing some old songs from the pre-civilization era?"

Tu Fang came to Nancy and did not choose to lie on her snow-white thighs. Instead, he supported himself with his arms, raised his head, and said hopefully to Nancy, who had a cold face as usual.

"Yeah? What song do you want to hear?"

"Let me think... Meowth Song, you know? It's the song sung by the Meowth in Pokémon, the one that's said to be disgusting because it can speak human language."

"I have these in my database."

"Then sing! I just thought of it, you know? It should be the summer vacation when I was 10 years old. I had a great time that summer vacation! My grandma bought me a box of CDs with hundreds of episodes of Pokémon. However, the content was disjointed. However, I still had a lot of fun watching it.

Later, when I grew up and lived in the school dormitory, I didn't have time to watch cartoons anymore. After finally graduating from high school, I no longer had those interests... I shouldn't have been imagining things. I was getting emo... Why aren't you singing? The emotions are already being captured."

"Oh, I see."

Nancy took out a guitar from somewhere, cleared her throat, crossed her legs to get a feel for the rhythm, and finally placed the guitar across her chest and began to sing.

"Ahhh, Ahhhh, Shisukhana Clay Baby~ (Blue, blue, in the silent night.)

Oliva, Hitori, Hiscap, Sinonian~ (I think about life alone~)........."

"Ah! I feel like it's time for another Internet Depression Music video."

Tu Fang collapsed on the sofa again, his eyes dull and his arms hanging limply.

As he listened, Tu Fang suddenly wanted to look at the moon outside, but when he turned his head to look out the window, a drizzle started falling outside.

Ok

More emo.

................

Just when Tu Fang was still being emo.

On the other side, the girls, led by Maria, walked along the eaves in the rain to a tavern.

Boom!

Maria knocked politely and then pushed the door of the tavern open.

The first thing Xiaoke and the others saw when they opened the door was a shiny bald head at the bar. Judging from the scattered feathers on the bald man's temples, he should be a Liberian.

"Huh? It's little Maria. It's so late, and you're actually here in the tavern. Does Mainna know about it? Forget it, don't stand at the door. It's raining outside. Come in quickly!"

Bald Martin, who was wiping the wine glass, raised his eyebrows and looked at the clock in surprise.

As a frequent visitor here, Maria was naturally not restrained and found an empty table with Xiao Ke and his group to sit down.

"Oh, there are others?"

Bald Martin's voice was not small. A big white bear wearing simple armor naturally noticed his words and looked over in confusion.

"Well, a Pero, uh, no, maybe two, and then there's another one... I can't tell. Hey, Old Fu! What race is the little girl with pigtails you recognize?"

The big white bear said this and nudged a Kuranta next to him with his elbow.

"How would I know? If I had to say, it might be Agor, but I'm not sure."

"By the way, Maria, did she make a new friend? That's really rare!"

"That's true."

"Maria, who are these people around you?"

The big white bear asked directly.

Maria's answer was exactly what he expected.

"These are my new friends. This is Guigui, this is Xiaoke, and this is Hong."