My Arknights Life Diary

"Well.........."

Tu Fang fell silent as he looked at the Rift Beast that Guigui and Xiaoke were pointing at. Tu Fang really didn't know how to make this thing.

Apart from anything else, Tu Fang didn't even know how to gut it and get the meat. When he was testing whether it was dead or not, Tu Fang had stabbed it with a knife, but couldn't get it in. He then chopped it a few times with a blade that seemed very sharp to Tu Fang, but it only left marks on its fur...

"Uh...you guys should change it. This thing is hard to make. We don't have the conditions for it now."

"Okay......"

Guigui and Xiaoke were obviously a little lonely. Seeing this, Tu Fang thought about it and suddenly changed his words.

"It's okay if you want to eat it, then you have to come and help cut up this beast."

"really?"

A bright light appeared in Xiaoke and Guigui's eyes again.

"real."

Tu Fang gave an affirmative answer.

"Come with me and drag this beast out first. If we cut it up in the cave, the whole cave will probably be stained with blood, and it will be troublesome to clean it up."

As Tu Fangbian was speaking, he called Xiao Ke and Gui Gui and started dragging the Rift Beast.

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Whoosh, whoosh, crackle, crackle.

Zizzi~

The sound of flickering flames, crackling wood, and sizzling meat echoed in the cave.

Tu Fang and his team worked together to remove a leg from the body of the split beast. Although they said they worked together, they actually did most of it by carving. Tu Fang originally thought that it would be troublesome to disassemble it, so he drew it in detail, including how to disassemble it, where to cut, etc. But...

Tu Fang and Xiao Ke talked a lot, but after talking for a long time, Xiao Ke finally understood that he had to get a leg off, and then he took the knife on his back and chopped off the leg in two or three strokes.................

That's right, Tu Fang underestimated Xiao Ke's strength after all. In Tu Fang's opinion, it would take a lot of effort to decompose the beast, but for Xiao Ke, it was just a matter of a few cuts... Anyway, at that time, Tu Fang looked at the chopped-off leg and fell into deep thought.

Tu Fang picked up a piece of meat and put it in front of his nose and smelled it.

"It smells good, let me try it first."

Baji, Baji, Baji.

"Hmm... It's not that delicious, but it's not terrible either. It's just average."

Tu Fang gave a fairly fair evaluation of the meat of the split beast.

Just as Tu Fang was savoring the meat of the split beast in his mouth, some of the other meat of the split beast in the pot disappeared before Tu Fang could react.

"Hmm? What happened?⊙_⊙"

Tu Fang came back to his senses, looked at the empty little iron pot, and fell into deep thought. He turned around and saw Guigui and Xiaoke smacking their lips. There were still oil stains on their lips.

"Well, I'd better go outside and get some more meat. I don't think this is enough for you guys."

Tu Fang looked at the new round of split beast meat, which was eaten up not long after. He thought he should go get some more meat, otherwise the remaining meat might not be enough for these two foodies...

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"These should be enough, right?"

Tu Fang muttered to himself as he looked at the newly sliced ​​meat in his hand.

"Forget it, forget it. If it's not enough, this is all I can do. The meat of this thing is really hard to cut."

Tu Fang used his own strength to cut the meat of the split beast. It cannot be said that he could not cut it, but it was very difficult. Tu Fang had cut meat at home before, but it was definitely not as difficult to cut as the meat of this split beast. Moreover, he had to cut from the gap when there was already a gap. Before, when the split beast was still a whole, Tu Fang could not cut open its fur by himself.

"Phew, that's all."

Tu Fang put the meat into a bag and then buried the body of the split beast with accumulated snow. There are two advantages to doing this. First, it prevents the bloody smell from drifting too far and attracting some miscellaneous things. Second, the snow has a natural preservative effect. In the current weather, the body of the split beast should not rot even if it is stored for a long time.

Tu Fang took the newly cut beast meat and went back into the cave to start a new round of barbecue journey...

..............

The wind and snow were getting stronger and stronger, and the temperature was getting lower and lower. Even Tu Fang in the cave could feel the cold.

Tu Fang used the water melted from snow to wash the dining utensils. Guigui and Xiaoke also went into their sleeping bags early because of the cold weather.

"Huh, I'm finally done cleaning. Tsk, tsk, tsk, you two actually went to sleep. It's so cold outside now, I should go to sleep too!"

Tu Fang looked at the blizzard still raging at the entrance of the cave, added some more firewood to the fire, and then crawled into his sleeping bag and fell into a deep sleep...

(Alas, it is really cold today. Even though I am so close to the fire, I still feel a little cold...)

Tu Fang thought so while curled up in his sleeping bag, but not long after, he closed his eyes due to the drowsiness that came from nowhere.

late at night.........

Tu Fang opened his eyes dazedly from the stuffy and crowded feeling.

"What's going on? Why is the sleeping bag suddenly so crowded?"

Tu Fang was still confused and didn't understand what was happening. He twisted and turned in the sleeping bag for a while and found that the crowded feeling had not subsided. Then he slowly regained consciousness.

"Fuck, why are they in my sleeping bag?"

Tu Fang, who had regained a little consciousness, looked inside the sleeping bag. With the light of the still burning campfire, he could barely see that the people squeezed in the sleeping bag were Xiao Ke and Gui Gui.

Since Tu Fang was in the same sleeping bag as them, even though the sleeping bag itself was large, it still felt very crowded with three people squeezing in it.

Tu Fang tried to get out of the sleeping bag, but he sadly discovered that his two hands were held by Xiao Ke and Gui Gui respectively. Although they slept peacefully with their hands held, for Tu Fang, well... the two of them were restricting Tu Fang.

With Tu Fang's human body, he couldn't break free from the "embrace" of these two Terran supermen.

While Tu Fang was still thinking about how to get out of the sleeping bag without waking them up, something even more tragic happened...

"Hey, honey cakes, delicious honey cakes, Xiao Ke wants to eat some, ah."

Xiao Ke, who was dreaming, bit Tu Fang's arm while talking in his sleep. This unexpected bite made Tu Fang...

(Forget it, let’s just show the situation at that time)

Tu Fang also heard Xiao Ke's dream talk, but did not take it seriously until......

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(Thanks to Mr. Tom for the dubbing. I will treat you to lasagna later.)