My Arknights Life Diary

"Oh my, it feels really good to sleep until you wake up naturally."

The next morning, Tu Fang stretched and rubbed his eyes while speaking.

Of course, if the sachet given by Shu was removed from Tu Fang's body, he probably wouldn't think so. After all, those mosquitoes are not vegetarians.

He looked around, and Nancy, who had gotten up earlier than him, or had not slept at all, was setting up a small pot and preparing breakfast.

Chanmaru, Xiaoke and Guigui were still sleeping soundly there, as for Saga...

Tu Fang heard the sounds of "Huh! Ha! Hey!" outside the ruined temple, and immediately knew that Saga was doing morning exercises outside.

And then......

Tu Fang looked at the position of Heijiao and Yedao and found that they had disappeared.

"Hey? Nancy, where are the two of them?"

"The two of them left the dilapidated temple as soon as the first rays of morning light shone on the land."

"Huh? Okay."

Tu Fang quickly accepted this fact. After all, they and Ye Dao and Hei Jiao were just casual acquaintances, and he could actually guess that the reason Hei Jiao and Ye Dao left was that they didn't want to trouble them anymore.

"By the way, Nancy, do we need to walk to Ninohe Castle next? Hmm...or can the broken car be repaired? Forget it. Looking at the state of the broken car, I know that it is probably impossible to repair it."

Tu Fang was halfway through his words when he thought of the car with its door blown up into the sky and felt that his idea was a little unrealistic.

"It can be repaired. I have already planned a specific repair plan last night, but it will take some time."

Nancy's words were somewhat unexpected to Tu Fang.

"Ah? Wait a minute, you should know that we can't take parts directly from the space now, otherwise there is no way to explain it!"

"Mr. Tu Fang, I have always remembered your request. I have prepared the repair tools and parts earlier today. They are over there."

Tu Fang looked in the direction of Nancy's finger. There were only some weeds, wooden boards, thin linen ropes and other miscellaneous things there.

These things don't look like they can be used to repair cars, do they?

"Are you sure these things can be used to repair the car?"

Tu Fang still found it a little hard to believe.

"Please don't doubt my ability. By the way, breakfast is almost ready. Please wake up Guigui, Xiaoke and Miss Chanwan."

"Uh, got it."

There is nothing much to say about what happened next. Tu Fang woke up those who were still sleeping, and called back Saga who was doing morning exercises outside.

Everyone ate this breakfast together. Although it didn’t look very good, it tasted really good.

"Nancy, this mushroom, I seem to have seen a similar one when I went up the mountain last night, could it be this?"

Tu Fang picked out a piece of mushroom from the porridge in his bowl. He had some guesses about this breakfast.

“Yes, most of the ingredients for breakfast were collected by me. The forest near this dilapidated temple is rich in resources, including a lot of fungi and some small animals.

And Mr. Tu Fang, I know what you are worried about. You can rest assured that these fungi have been tested by me and I guarantee that they do not contain any toxins.

It won’t produce any sensual effects.”

"That's good."

Tu Fang thought about this and glanced at Xiao Ke, who was huddled over there. If he remembered correctly, Xiao Ke once had a pigeon, and the reason for the pigeon's appearance was that she had hallucinations because of eating indiscriminately...

.............

After dinner, everyone curiously followed Nancy, who was carrying a bunch of miscellaneous things, back to the scene of the previous car accident.

They planned to watch how Nancy used this pile of... well, stuff at best, and junk at worst, to repair the car.

Nancy paid them no attention.

When everyone followed Nancy back to the scene of the car accident, they stood aside and saw Nancy grab a handful of weeds of unknown variety and put them in her mouth and chewed them.

She picked up a piece of wood and came to the exhaust pipe of the vehicle. Tu Fang could clearly see that Nancy threw the ball of weeds, which was still stained with her saliva, to a certain place.

Then he used a wooden board to prop up a drooping device, making it fit tightly against the area covered with chewing grass.

Tu Fang:............

What kind of car repair is this? Is this really useful?

Tu Fang was complaining madly in his heart.

But he certainly couldn't say that.

"Um....Nancy, do you need our help?"

Tu Fang looked at Nancy who crawled out from under the car and asked tentatively.

Nancy heard Tu Fang's words and her eyes swept over everyone.

First of all, there is Tu Fang, her cheap master. Nancy doesn’t think he can help her in any way.

Then came Guigui and Xiaoke, her nominal students. As their teacher, Nancy knew very well what kind of people they were. If she asked them to help, the car might be completely scrapped.

She looked at Saga and Chanmaru again. Nancy didn't think these two guys could help her in any way.

"No need, I can do it myself, you guys just stay by the side and don't make things harder for me."

Nancy replied.

Tu Fang and his companions also obediently moved further away from Nancy. To be honest, they were a little afraid that Nancy would blow up the car while repairing it...

Nancy saw that everyone was moving away from him and didn't say much. She just silently picked up the rope and wooden nails on the ground.

.............

“Hey!”

Nancy screamed, grabbed one end of the rope, and pulled hard, and the car door returned to its original position.

Tu Fang didn't know how to describe the scene before him.

How to put it... If I have to describe it, it's like an icy beauty, tinkering with strange tools on a car that looks like it's been scrapped.

The temperament that an ice beauty should have was completely gone at this moment.

God knows why the engine can be started by sticking a piece of grass on it, God knows how Nancy fixed the tire with wood, God knows...

(Ghost: I didn’t graduate from college, so I don’t know! And even if I did graduate from college, I might not know. This is too unscientific!

Author: You are a ghost, why do you care whether it is scientific or not?

Ghost: That’s right…)

Tu Fang feels that the launch of this car may depend on Nancy's imagination! After all... Nancy turned the engine that was blown in half into a modular engine.

Again, God knows how he did it!

After a while, the natural materials on the ground were almost used up, with nothing added, just a little bit of Nancy's saliva on them.

Nancy got back into the car.

"Try to light a fire..."

Rumble~

"success."

After doing all this, Nancy's mouth curled up slightly, but in less than a second, she returned to normal and became the iceberg beauty.

On the other side, Tu Fang and his companions looked at the car that had successfully started again, and didn't know what to say.

If we had to use one sentence to describe their mood at the moment, then this would be it.

Nancy! O all-powerful Nancy!

At this time, Saga had already believed that Nancy really knew everything. After all, this method of repairing the car could be successful. It was just! It was just! It was outrageous!

As for Tu Fang... He was doubting whether these two cars had organic souls. This organic soul was not an old pervert, but was he greedy for Nancy's chewing grass...

I can only say that Tu Fang has a very rich imagination...

"What are you still standing there for? Get in the car. We have to leave quickly. The performance of this car has been greatly reduced. If we don't hurry up, we may not be able to reach Nihu Castle tonight."

Nancy successfully started the car, opened the window, and spoke to the people outside the car.

"Um...Nancy..."

"Mr. Tu Fang, please don't question my ability."

Nancy had anticipated that Tu Fang would ask if the car was really safe. In response, Nancy could confidently say that if she were driving the car, there would be 100% no accidents such as explosion or breakdown.

"Ok."

Tu Fang finally chose to believe in this super AI produced by the previous civilization. He opened the car door that was tied with a rope and entered his own passenger seat.

The people on the other side (including Chanwan who was planning to go to Nihu Castle with Tu Fang and the others) saw Tu Fang get on the car, and without hesitation they squeezed in and sat on the back seat.

Nancy looked at everyone who was seated and started the car, which it was hard to say whether it could still be called a car.

But fortunately, the ending was good, the car was on the road smoothly, the only problem was that the car was a bit bumpy and the speed was a little slow.........

At least it was much slower than when they came before.

However, Tu Fang had no objection to this.

After all... Tu Fang said that if the car was going too fast, he wouldn't dare sit in it, because it might explode halfway...

"Oh Darling, Don't you know, Don't you know life's so sweet~ (Akisu Lyrics)"

"I didn't expect the radio in this crappy car could still work."

Hearing the sound of music, Tu Fang spoke with some surprise. He originally didn't hold much hope, but he didn't expect that the song could still be played!

"The damage to the vehicle radio was relatively minor. I reconnected the wires and it worked fine afterwards."

Nancy opened her mouth to explain.

"Well, at least I can still listen to some music during the long journey."

Tu Fang muttered to himself with some relief, then he stretched his hands behind his back so that his head could rest on them. He planned to take this opportunity to listen to music and catch up on some sleep.

(The author is going out for a nice meal with friends tomorrow, so I will take a day off.)