My Arknights Life Diary

Bandits, no! Tufang, no! Tufang led Xiaoke and a few others into the forest under the cover of night. Of course, it was actually Nancy who led the way.

However, considering that Tu Fang has the most say among these people, there is nothing wrong with saying that he leads a few people.

"Tu Fang, let me tell you, these bandits are very cunning! I have been tracking them for half a month and found out one thing: they have many bases.

Of course, I don’t know exactly how many there are, but in just the past half month, I have destroyed three of their dens.”

"Oh, a cunning rabbit has three burrows. But then again, it seems that their leader is indeed a Carters."

As Tu Fang was chatting, a lot of strange things came into his mind.

"But speaking of which, Tu Fang, do you think it's possible that those bandits hid some treasure or something? That's how it's played out in cartoons."

Turtle thought of something and asked.

"I don't know. Maybe there was some before. But when they robbed us before, I saw that they looked poor and didn't look like people with any treasure."

Tu Fang recalled the appearance of the group of bandits and spoke like this.

As everyone chatted, they followed Nancy towards the bandits' hiding place. The woods at night should have been a very scary place.

But at this time, several people were walking and chatting, diluting the terrifying atmosphere.

At the same time, since Nancy was leading the way, Tu Fang and his team naturally did not encounter any difficult sections of the road.

Soon, they arrived near a dilapidated temple.

"Nancy, if nothing unexpected happens, this should be it, right?"

Tu Fang looked at the faint light coming out of the dilapidated temple and asked.

"Well, the traces left by those who escaped all point to this location, and judging from the firelight inside, there should be someone in the dilapidated temple at this time.

If nothing unexpected happens, it should be that group of bandits."

"Well, you guys follow me closely, remember our principles, sneak into the village and don't shoot! Well... Xiaoke, just understand that as don't make any noise."

Tu Fang was halfway through his words when he saw Xiao Ke's confused expression and started to explain for her.

"Oh, I see!"

Xiao Ke nodded, not quite understanding.

Everyone followed Tu Fang's footsteps and slowly reached the outskirts of the ruined temple.

"We are waiting here now. We are playing stealth. I will try to lure them out one by one. Later..."

"Tu Fang, but I think we..."

Chanwan wanted to say that the hard power of this group of bandits could not match that of the combined forces of several of them, so they could just rush in and wipe them out in one fell swoop. However, she was interrupted by Tu Fang before she could finish her words.

"I don't want it. I think, bah, I don't want you to think I want it. I think we need to be steady and defeat them one by one! I'm going to seduce a lone one first, and you guys will watch my signal later!"

Tu Fang said this, commanding several people to hide in a hidden place, and then he came to the outside of the dilapidated temple...

............

"Um... I have a question."

"What's the problem?"

Xiao Ke was a little confused when he saw Saga's look.

"Uh....what exactly is the signal that Donor Tu Fang mentioned?"

"Huh?" X3

Saga's words successfully confused the three idiots. Of course, Nancy was not among the three idiots, because she had already started asking Tu Fang what the signal was.

.........

"Huh? What's the noise?"

In the ruined temple, a bandit heard the noise made by Tu Fang and said this with some confusion.

"What can there be? It's nothing more than some small animals. This dilapidated temple is in the mountains and forests. It has been abandoned for many years. Who else would come to this broken place except us?"

"But listen, there's a sound again!"

The bandit listened carefully and said so again.

"You two should stop arguing. If you are really worried, you can call a few brothers to go out and check it out."

A bandit in the team looked at the two people who were bickering and said this.

"I think it's okay."

The bandit who came first nodded, thinking that what his companion said made sense. Then he found a few people with whom he had a good relationship and planned to go out with them to take a look.

But at this moment, their leader suddenly spoke.

"Wait a moment!"

"Ah? Boss, what's going on?"

"Let the brothers go out and sweep the area together. If something really happens, it will be troublesome if you send out too few people and the enemy defeats us one by one."

The bandit leader explained.

"Oh! That's right! You are the one who thinks things through! Your wisdom is unparalleled in the world!"

Among this group of bandits, someone immediately took the opportunity to flatter him.

"Ah."

The bandit leader just shook his head and said nothing more. After all, he couldn't say that he learned this trick from watching a horror movie, right?

..............

Tu Fang, who was hiding in the dark, could see that the dozen or so people were completely confused. Why didn't these guys play by the rules? Why did they all come out at once?

Wait, why are they still raiding? It seems like someone is coming towards me, what should I do!

Oh! Oh, right! I have to check my little warehouse! There might be some props in there that can give me the ability to become invisible!

Under such critical circumstances, Tu Fang's brain worked quickly and he soon remembered that there must be props to solve this crisis in his seldom-used personal space!

And the fact is exactly as he thought.

He did find a small prop from the pile of miscellaneous things that could be used to create invisibility.

"Phew~ This location is quite hidden."

After the bandit came to the side of Tu Fang, he looked around and said this to himself. However, his words made Tu Fang, who was curled up under him, have a bad premonition...

"Hehe, I've been holding it in for a long time. Now everyone is out. It's not so scary when there are more people around. It's really uncomfortable to hold it in! But fortunately, everything can be over now!"

It proves that the bandit was talking to himself while unbuttoning his pants, revealing...ah, we can't broadcast the following.

Tu Fang:............

Tu Fang looked at the position of the bandit who was walking over alone, and then looked at himself under him. He felt that the urine would definitely fall on him.

Can he tolerate this?

Definitely not!

Fuck you, I'm CNM!

Tu Fang cursed in his heart.

"WCNM! G you old M! Demacia!"

Tu Fang turned off the strange little prop, took out a dagger, and stabbed the thing facing him while shouting.

"Eh? Aaaaaaaaah!!! Aaaaaaah! I can't pee anymore! Aaaaaah!"

The bandit who was about to release the water was startled by Tu Fang who suddenly appeared in front of him and shouted. Before he could react, he felt a pain in his lower body.

It was a piercing pain and he collapsed to the ground.

Tu Fang's knife was incredibly ruthless. If he could survive, he would probably never be able to pee standing up again in his life.

Tu Fang still didn't feel satisfied after doing all this, so he had no choice but to pull out the dagger. After all, he no longer wanted the dagger.

He looked at the bandit who was lying on the ground, howling, and raised his right foot to kick the dagger hard.

“Ohhhhhh, Aaaaaaah!!!”

The dagger pierced into the body from some indescribable place, and went deeper. Under the severe pain, the bandit lost movement after a while, and it seemed that he had fainted from the pain.

Tu Fang made a lot of noise, which naturally attracted the attention of other bandits. After seeing the miserable state of that bandit, they all felt a chill down their spines.

And after that, there was anger! Really angry!

By the time Tu Fang looked at the group of bandits, seven or eight of them were already attacking him.

"Nancy! The plan is cancelled! Don't hide anymore, just come at me (expletive)!"

As soon as Tu Fang shouted, five big men jumped out from the bushes. Bah! Five men!

Before that, the few people who were attacking Tu Fang also paused for a moment, and their eyes turned to the few people who jumped out from the bushes.

Later they saw Chanwan...

"Oh no! That crazy woman is here too, everyone retreat!"

The first person to react was still the leader of the bandits. He shouted loudly, and his shouting successfully brought the other bandits back to their senses.

These guys knew they were no match for that crazy woman, so they immediately ran away.

only........

"F*ck, you little brat, get out of here, or I don't mind chopping you off with a knife."

A bandit said this angrily when he saw Xiao Ke dared to stop him.

"Bad guy! Take my stick!"

Xiao Ke was not affected by the bandit's words. He nimbly dodged the bandit's machete and then hit him on the back of the head with a stick.

"Woo!"

The bandit took Xiao Ke's stick with the back of his head, then groaned and fell to the ground.

At the same time, on the main battlefield, Chanwan once again confronted the bandit leader.

"F*ck, you crazy woman, you've ruined our plans time and time again. Do you really think we can't do anything to you?"

"You guys are out here trying to make money and kill people. In my opinion, you don't deserve to die. I'm already full now!"

"MD! Get out of my way!"

The bandit leader shouted as he saw the powerful sword coming. Chanwan was careless and had no time to dodge, so he had to hurriedly use the naginata in his hand to block it.

She did manage to block it, but some kind of cutting technique with Originium left some tiny wounds on her arm.

Drops of blood were flowing from her injured arms.

"Tsk, now you know how powerful I am!"

The bandit leader said this, but he couldn't help but feel like retreating in his heart because of the attack he had just made with all his strength.

Theoretically, he could cut an ordinary person into hundreds of pieces in an instant, but the crazy woman in front of him took his attack and only suffered some injuries on her arm.

And at this moment he was also very sure that he no longer had the strength to strike again.

“Haha, haha…..hahahahahahaha!”

The injured Chanwan suddenly laughed, but the laughter was a little creepy... The bandit leader looked over again, and this time Chanwan's eyes were red and he was staring at her.

There is no doubt that Chanwan's talent as a berserker of the ghost clan has been fully stimulated.

Then, Chanwan rushed directly towards the bandit leader.

Ding~

"What a strength."

The bandit was very hasty in resisting. At this moment, Chan Wan was very scary to him, scary in every sense, with bright red eyes, bloody hands, and that creepy smile...

The bandit leader wanted to call a few men to help, but when he turned his head and looked around, he suddenly found that all of his men were lying on the ground, and he didn't know whether they were dead or alive.

Only Tu Fang and a few others stood aside, watching his fight with an expression that looked like they were enjoying a good show.

"TM........."

"Being distracted during a battle is not a good habit!"

This was the last sentence the bandit leader heard. Then he felt a pain in his neck, and his sight went higher and higher, and then lower and lower.

Obviously, because of his distraction just now, he was seized by Chanwan and beheaded with one blow...