My Arknights Life Diary

"Xiao Ke! Look, what I caught!"

Guigui was holding an unknown beetle he had caught from a roadside tree, and he spoke excitedly to Xiaoke who was standing beside him.

"Hey, what? Let me see!"

Xiao Ke was attracted by Guigui's words and took the unknown beetle from Guigui's hand. He looked at it carefully and sniffed it.

"Here you go, this doesn't feel like something delicious."

Xiao Ke said this and returned the beautiful, unknown beetle to Guigui.

"I've been in the car the past few days, and now I finally get to go out and play, why are you still thinking about eating?

According to Tu Fang, if you keep eating, Xiaoke, you will get fatter and fatter, and eventually turn into a ball! "

After Turtle carefully stuffed the beautiful unknown beetle he caught into his backpack, he put his hands on his hips and spoke with confidence.

"What? Wait a minute!"

Xiao Ke was about to retort, but she keenly noticed something passing under her and Guigui.

Xiao Ke immediately bent down, first sniffed the ground with his nose, then tilted his head and listened to the movement underground with his ears.

"Xiao Ke, what are you doing?"

Turtle leaned down and asked Xiaoke who was lying on the ground with some confusion.

"Be quiet, I'm hunting."

Xiao Ke said this in a low voice, and then continued to concentrate on investigating the movements beneath the ground.

Guigui stopped talking and looked at Xiaoke quietly. After a while...

"understood!"

Xiao Ke slammed one of his arms towards the ground. The normally hard and thick soil was directly pierced through by the attack of Xiao Ke's arm, like pieces of fragile glass.

Xiao Ke's entire arm sank into the ground, and with one breath, Xiao Ke grabbed the bald tail of a frightened creature.

Then he pulled it out extremely quickly.

"Squeak! Squeak! Squeak! Squeak!"

The big gray rat that Xiao Ke had forcibly dragged out of its cave let out a frightened cry. This big gray rat, or mouse beast, was unexpectedly large.

When the big gray rat realized what was happening to it, it curled up its body anxiously and tried to bite Xiao Ke's arm to break free.

Xiao Ke didn't tolerate it. Seeing that she was not so obedient, he simply grabbed the big gray rat's tail and slammed it hard to the ground.

"squeak!"

After a scream, the big gray rat became silent.

At this time, Xiao Ke picked up the big gray mouse again and observed it carefully.

"Xiao Ke, can this thing be eaten? This thing looks like the mouse that Tu Fang mentioned, but it's much bigger than a mouse."

Turtle said this as he looked at the big gray mouse which was a circle bigger than a rooster.

"Hmm... I'm not sure... But I've eaten something similar to this before, and I remember it tasted pretty good. This should be edible too!

And seeing how fat it is, it must taste good too!"

As Xiao Ke said that, he poked the fat rat's hairy belly with one hand. When Xiao Ke poked, ripples appeared on the fat rat's belly.

"By the way, speaking of fat, Xiao Ke, where was I just now? Oh, by the way, if you keep thinking about eating all day long, one day you will become as fat as this big fat rat, and become as fat as a ball!

You see, this big fat rat has very short limbs, just like a ball. It feels soft to the touch, full of meat. When roasted, it tastes...

No, no! Look at this big fat rat, its limbs are short and its belly is full of meat. If you keep thinking about eating all day long, you will become like it sooner or later!"

"No, I'm not fat at all! I eat so much every day, how can you see that I'm fat? I won't get fat no matter how much I eat!"

As he spoke, Xiao Ke threw the big fat rat aside and showed his body to Guigui.

Indeed, Xiao Ke can only be described as having some baby fat, her body proportions are very well-proportioned and cannot be called fat.

Turtle observed Xiaoke's body carefully.

"Your thighs are a bit thick! You must have gained weight!"

“I’ve always been like this!”

"Um....Hey! Well, yes, you are bigger than before! You must have gained weight!"

"I have grown taller. So, aren't you fatter too?"

"Okay... let me think... eh? That's right!"

Guigui felt that he had found evidence that Xiaoke had gained weight, and immediately spoke excitedly.

"Look at you! You've gained weight on your chest! You must have gained weight!"

Guigui pointed at the small hill on Xiaoke's chest and said this.

Well, Xiao Ke has a certain platinum position at a young age, which is something that he can never get in his lifetime...

"If that's the case, then you you you......"

Xiao Ke wanted to say, if that's the case, then you've gained weight, but she suddenly realized that Guigui didn't gain any weight on his chest...

"Haha, you are speechless, right? I eat much less than you, so I didn't gain weight!"

"Ah, this... this... this is not meat..."

Xiao Ke made such a guilty argument, but Gui Gui did not indulge her. Gui Gui directly picked up the fat rat that Xiao Ke had thrown aside, whose life or death was unknown.

Turtle first poked the big fat rat's belly with his finger.

"Look at this soft belly, it's all meat!"

After Guigui said this, he poked the two lumps of flesh in front of Xiaoke with his fingers.

"Look at your two lumps of flesh, they're so soft, they must be just flesh! You must have gained weight!"

Turtle said this with confidence, and Xiaoke didn't know how to refute Turtle for a moment.

Her not-so-smart brain kept thinking and thinking, but she didn't think of refuting Turtle's words. Instead, she couldn't help but think of her future when she would become as fat as a ball...

The only way to move is to roll, because my short legs and arms can't even reach the ground...

"No! Xiao Ke doesn't want to turn into a meatball! I have to go find Tu Fang!"

Xiao Ke didn't know what to do, so she habitually planned to go to Tu Fang and seek his help.

On the other side, Guigui also noticed something wrong with Xiaoke, and she realized that she seemed to have said something too much.

So he dropped the big fat rat in his hand and followed Xiao Ke closely...

..............

So is the big fat rat safe?

The answer is of course no.

"Phew~ I almost forgot about this! There's a lot of meat here, we can't waste it!"

Halfway through the run, Xiao Ke turned back at a faster speed, picked up the fat rat that Guigui had dropped, and then turned around and ran towards where Tu Fang was.

.............

"Meow meow meow? (Damn, you guys are just going to leave me like this?)"

In front of Tu Fang's door, Garfield looked at the notice on the door and made a confused sound.

"Huh? Garfield, when did you come here? Why didn't I notice you?"

Qi Heng, who was standing on the other side, heard the cat's cry and spoke in surprise.

"Hmm.....Ah, maybe I'm really old. I can't even notice a kitten that came up to me out of nowhere."

Qi Heng sighed and spoke.

"Meow meow meow. (Old man, are you okay? Don't bother me if you're okay! Forget it, I'd better climb over the wall and go in. I hope there's some food in the refrigerator. Um... can I climb over the wall?)"

"Hey! By the way, Garfield, do you want to go home with Grandpa to eat delicious food? Grandpa has a lot of delicious food."

Qi Heng prepared a lot of dishes for Tu Fang and the others, but now Qi Heng felt that since they had already left, he might as well bring Garfield back to eat with him, so that at least he would have company.

"Meow? (Really?)" (stopped)