My Arknights Life Diary

"arrive."

"Well, thanks."

Tu Fang said this after getting off the motorcycle.

"Don't thank me, go back and take a shower, then rest for a while, you smell of alcohol now, ah."

"Well, there won't be a next time."

"I hope so. I'm leaving now! I should go home and take a shower too."

"Well, Sister Chen, goodbye!"

Boom ~

Looking at Chen Huijie riding away on a motorcycle, Tu Fang stretched himself, then walked to the front door of his house and knocked.

.............

dong dong dong.

Not long after there was a knock on the door, Nancy opened it from the inside with a creaking sound typical of wooden doors.

"Mr. Tu Fang, you came back a little late. Guigui and Miss Xiaoke are very worried about you."

It was more than late. Tu Fang should have been back before dinner, but now it was already the next day.

"Uh...I promise there won't be a next time."

"Staying out all night is not a good habit. Although I have no right to restrict your freedom, I still have the right to give you reasonable suggestions."

Obviously Tu Fang was the master, but for some reason, Nancy's aura overwhelmed Tu Fang, making Tu Fang feel a little... weird...

"Oh, I get it. There definitely won't be a next time. This is the last time, yeah!"

"Also, Mr. Tu Fang, I suggest you take a shower first. The smell of alcohol on you is too strong, and it may have some bad effects on Guigui and Miss Xiaoke."

"Oh, I know, I know, I'll go wash it now!"

Hearing the smell on his body being emphasized again, Tu Fang spoke helplessly. He was very curious if the smell on his body was that strong?

If it was really that strong, why couldn't he smell it? To be honest, when he sat in the back seat of Chen Huijie, he felt that Chen Huijie's smell was actually stronger than his own...

However, Tu Fang also knew that now was not the time to talk about this, and it would be better for him to take a shower.

.............

"Hmm? Turtle, look Tu Fang is back!"

Xiao Ke, who was lying on the second-floor window, happened to see Tu Fang entering the yard from the gate, so he turned his head and spoke to Guigui behind him.

"He's back! Then I'm going to ask him why he came back so late. Didn't he agree to be back before nightfall?"

"Turtle, wait for me! I'll go over too! Oh! Fortunately, otherwise Sister Nancy would have lectured me again."

Seeing Guigui running downstairs in a hurry, Xiaoke also jumped down from the stool he was sitting on and followed Guigui in the same hurry.

But when she jumped down, she took the time to support the vase on the table that she had bumped into, otherwise if the vase was broken, Nancy would come after her again.

But this did not affect her ability to keep up with Turtle. After all, her physical fitness was much better than Turtle's, which could be seen from their previous wanderings in the wilderness.

Guigui survived purely by luck, while Xiaoke just pushed forward without thinking at all, which is pure strength.

...........

"Tu Fang! You... Ouch!"

Guigui was about to rush to Tu Fang and ask him why he broke the agreement, but she stopped halfway because she smelled something bad.

Xiao Ke, who was behind her, had been following Guigui closely, so when Guigui suddenly braked, Xiao Ke failed to stop the car and hit Guigui's back directly.

They fell directly to the ground and rolled towards Tu Fang. Looking at the two people rolling towards him, Tu Fang slightly tilted his body, then stretched out his hands and grabbed the back of the necks of the two little guys.

"What are you two doing? Remember to be more careful next time!"

Tu Fang finished speaking, but the two little ones did not paint because their expressions had become very strange.

Xiao Ke: Sniff, eh~ (bitter face)

Turtle: Struggling.

Tu Fang noticed the struggling Guigui and Xiaoke, so he let them go, and the moment they were free, they moved away from Tu Fang.

"Tu Fang, you smell so weird."

"Hmm! Xiao Ke doesn't like the taste."

Xiao Ke and Gui Gui, who had moved away from Tu Fang, said this while covering their noses. For the two of them, how could they describe the smell of Tu Fang now?

To put it simply, it was a sour smell plus the smell of alcohol. In short, it smelled very bad, especially for Xiao Ke. Her nose was more sensitive than Guigui's, so she was more sensitive to the smell on Tu Fang's body.

"Hmm? Do I smell that bad?"

Tu Fang smelled the scent on his body and felt that Xiaoke and Guigui’s reactions were a bit too strong.

"Nancy, do I smell that bad?"

"Objectively speaking, it is very strong. The smell on your body is a mixture of sweat, alcohol, and some drinks and food soup.

After these smells ferment in your body, even though you can’t detect them yourself, they are actually quite pungent.”

Nancy accurately described some of the smells on Tu Fang's body, which made Tu Fang feel a little embarrassed.

"Uh...Oh, I see, Nancy, stop talking, I'm going to take a shower now!"

As he spoke, Tu Fang turned a corner and went straight to the bathroom. Not long after, the sound of running water was heard in the bathroom.

only........

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"Uh.......Nancy! Are you still there!"

In the bathroom, Tu Fang shouted.

"Yes, I'm on the first floor all the time. Mr. Tu Fang, what can I do for you?"

Not long after Tu Fang finished speaking, Nancy's voice came from not far outside the door.

"Um...can you help me get some clean clothes? It's in the room on the third floor!"

Tu Fang said this somewhat embarrassedly. He was in such a hurry when he came in that he didn't even bring a change of clothes. He only remembered it now when he was about to leave after taking a shower.

"No problem, please wait."

............

"Nancy, just leave it there, and can you please leave first?"

There was only a shower curtain between Tu Fang's body and Nancy, but Tu Fang's head was exposed. However, from his still wet hair, it could be seen that he did not wipe the water carefully after taking a shower.

"Well, Mr. Tu Fang, I am aware of these necessary avoidances, but strictly speaking, I don't actually have a gender.

The gender you think you are is just the gender of this body, you don’t have to care about it.”

"I know, so can you get out now?"

"Ah."

With that, Nancy left, closing the door behind her, and Tu Fang finally came out from behind the shower curtain.

He also understood what Nancy said. After all, Nancy is, to put it bluntly, artificial intelligence, and it is difficult to define it based on human gender, but this is the truth.

According to Tu Fang, at least when facing Nancy, who now has a body, it is difficult not to bring it into the context of human gender.

If Nancy still appeared in front of him as before, only in the form of a voice-assisted assistant, Tu Fang could still show himself without any scruples.

But now...Tu Fang thinks it's better to forget it.

..............

In the next few days, Tu Fang's life returned to a relatively ordinary state, and he would occasionally take Guigui, Xiaoke, and Nengtianshi out for a walk.

Or accompany Chen Huijie to wander around the dragon gate, or stay at home and watch TV, or watch Nancy try to teach Xiaoke multiplication remotely.

In short, Tu Fang's life returned to a normal state until a few days later, Saga found him in the morning.