My Arknights Life Diary

After passing the level of Guigui and Xiaoke, Tu Fang's biggest worry was solved. Next, Tu Fang began to prepare for his own funeral..........

Uh...the afterlife refers to what happens after Tu Fang passes away...To put it this way, it's still unlucky for the relationship!

Forget it. The first problem is the living conditions of Guigui and Xiaoke after Tu Fang leaves. Although it is basically impossible for them to encounter any danger, Tu Fang still wants to find someone to help him look after them.

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"Hey? Donor Tu Fang, do you have anything to ask me?"

On the eve of dinner, Tu Fang put some prepared dishes into the incubator, then came to the side room alone to look for Saga who had just returned from Longmen... ahem, it was Yunyou, Yunyou!

"Hey Saga, I have something I want to ask of you."

"Donor, you can say whatever you want."

"Well... I might have to go on a long trip for a month or two, and I hope you can help me take care of Guigui and Xiaoke at my home during this time."

"No problem, benefactor, just go with peace of mind! When I was in the temple, I often stayed behind to look after the temple when the abbot went to the mountains to chop firewood! Well, benefactor, I wish you a safe journey!"

Although, no matter what, Tu Fang always felt that there was nothing wrong with what Saga said, but after listening carefully, he always felt that there were some problems... Until Saga finished the last sentence of blessing, Tu Fang finally knew where the problem was...

"Well...well, Saga, I appreciate your kindness, but I still think that last sentence is unnecessary...Also, we're actually leaving in a week..."

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The first problem was solved, and the second problem came next, which was the food problem for Guigui and Xiaoke, although it was not impossible for Qi Heng to cook.

But it's ok for you to do it for one or two days, but you have to trouble an old man to help you cook for one or two months...

As for why he didn't let Saga cook... It's not that Tu Fang had asked Saga to cook before, but the food was too bland for everyone present...

Although Guigui and Xiaoke would not dislike this, since they have the conditions to eat better, why should they eat this?

However, Tu Fang soon thought of a solution. As everyone knows, there is an all-purpose tool man in Tu Fang's address book...

As long as you give that tool man enough money, he can even crush a fire-breathing monster that is bigger than a car!

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"Boss! What's the matter that you called me here this time?"

Only a short while after Tu Fang's terminal was dialed, Brother Jie rode his electric scooter to the park bench where Tu Fang was sitting.

"Jie! I treat you well, don't I?"

"Uh, yes, boss, you are talking to me in this tone, is there something wrong with you?"

"Yes, Jie, to tell you the truth, I'm going on a long trip, the kind that will take a month or two."

"Um... Boss, just tell me what you want to say. I will definitely help you as long as it is within my ability."

"It's nothing, I'm just going on a long trip, and I have two children at home. As a parent, I don't worry about anything else when I'm away, but I worry about the two children.

I have an important problem now, which is the issue of feeding my two children. I would like to ask you to help me cook for my two children in the next two months. Don't worry, I will pay you. "

When Jie heard Tu Fang say that she was just cooking for the children, he felt relieved. He originally thought something serious had happened, but it turned out to be just like this.

"Well, boss, can you tell me the details of the content? For example, the time, so I can make arrangements."

"Yes, that's right. Let me first tell you the details. You are mainly responsible for three meals, that is, breakfast, noon and dinner.

In the morning, you usually arrive at 6 o'clock, right? The main thing is that you may have to do a lot, which takes more time. Under normal circumstances, cooking should take about two hours.

You can basically wake them up to eat at eight o'clock. As for the specific amount of food, you may need to add more depending on the situation.

By the way, I have to mention here that when you wake them up, you should also check to see if they have wet the bed. Of course, don’t ask who wet the bed. The last time I asked them, they both said it was not them.

If you encounter such a thing, just throw away the bed sheet. I feel sorry for troublesome you with this matter. You can just find a new bed sheet from somewhere nearby.

Generally, all the miscellaneous work will be finished by nine o'clock. If possible, I still hope you can clean their rooms as well.

Of course, this is normal. Sometimes there may not be any food for breakfast at home, so you have to come earlier.

Normally, you have to get up at four or five o'clock. Don't ask me, I also got there this way. I can only say that those aunties are really fierce. The vegetable market is full a long time ago. If you go late, the good vegetables will have been picked up.

Then it's lunch time. Lunch usually starts at 12 o'clock, so you should start preparing at around o'clock. There is also a one-hour break in the middle. Isn't that good?

Before making lunch, you may need to go to the vegetable market to buy vegetables. At this time, I recommend you go to the vegetable market on the east side. There, there will be a new batch of vegetables at eight o'clock, and the timing is just right.

As for lunch, the more you make, the better. I believe in the taste. I can taste that your cooking skills must be very good from the snacks you make.

Remember the first thing about lunch is that it should be large in quantity and with lots of food. Make sure they are all full! This is the key point! They are still growing!

After lunch, which is around one o'clock, Guigui and Xiaoke usually play in the yard. The afternoon time is quite free and you can do whatever you want.

Well, this leisure time is only relative. After all, sometimes you have to use your morning rest time to buy groceries, which is between nine and ten o'clock... and you basically don't have to go out to buy groceries in the afternoon...

If you like, you can even use this time to deliver some takeout. Of course, the second half of the afternoon is a bit busy, around 3:30 p.m., when they start preparing dinner, so you can come at this time.

For dinner, prepare more delicious dishes, but the quantity can be less, but not too little, to ensure they get enough nutrition.

Dinner time is between five and six o'clock, so it should be okay for you to start preparing at three-thirty. This is usually the time I start preparing dinner.

Well, that's about it. As for the details, I'll give you a note later to supplement them, okay?"

Jie:.............

"Hey? Come on, I think this one suits you very well."

"Boss, please find someone else. I originally thought I would just cook for them during mealtime, but I didn't expect... I have a lot of other things to do..."

Jie really didn't expect that this job would be so... Is this cooking? This is being a nanny. If he agrees to the boss, he won't even be able to work.

Besides, he usually has other things to do, such as watching the fish stall for a certain Lao Deng who hasn't dropped any gold coins yet...the time aspect is very difficult.

"Huh? But to put it bluntly, this is just cooking."

"Indeed...but boss, don't you feel that this is more like babysitting than cooking? Or all day long..."

"Well, it seems so."

After Jie said this, Tu Fang also felt that this was really a nanny, but this was her daily routine, and she was really just mainly cooking..........

"Boss, I want to ask you, do you usually come here like this?"

"Yeah, this is my daily routine."

"Okay...but boss, although I can't take this job, I know there is a place that might take your job. Do you want to give it a try?"

Actually, Jie wanted to say, Boss, your "daily life" is more "working" than mine, but after thinking about it, he didn't say it in the end.

"Okay, then please lead the way, Brother Jie."

Following Jie's pace, Tu Fang sat on the back seat of the electric scooter, while Jie turned the car key in the toilet part of the front seat and successfully started the electric scooter.

"Boss, this is a helmet, put it on and be careful, I'm about to start the car."

"Ah."

Tu Fang took the helmet and put it on his head, but it is worth mentioning that there are two small holes on the top part of the helmet.

Tu Fang also discovered that there is a special knob on the side of the helmet that can adjust the size of the small hole and the opening and closing status.

Therefore, before putting on the helmet, Tu Fang closed the holes on the helmet using the knob.

With a push, the wheels of the electric scooter began to turn and made a buzzing sound. The electric scooter drove from the small path in the park to the main road and started heading towards its destination.

As he got closer to his destination, Tu Fang gradually found that the road was becoming more and more familiar. Combining some of the information he already knew, for some reason Tu Fang had a vague guess about where he was going..........

This guess was confirmed until Jie stopped the electric scooter sideways. Tu Fang looked at the building in front of him and the "Li's Detective Agency" sign on it and confirmed that his guess was correct.

"This is it. I have a friend working here. They can take your commission. Yeah! It should be no problem!"

Having said this, Jie took Tu Fang into the stairs of a house, stopped on the second floor, and knocked on the door.

At this time, Huaihu, who was practicing martial arts in the room, heard the knock on the door and spoke towards the TV first.

"Ah! Someone is coming, go open the door!"

"I know, I know. You're ordering me around again. Can't you go by yourself?"

Hearing that Huaihu was ordering him around again, Ah spoke in dissatisfaction.

"Oh, kids should exercise more! You stay indoors all day. If you don't open the door, then someone should open it for me!"

Having said this, Lao Li grabbed A's neck by the scruff of the neck, lifted him off the sofa, and went to open the door.

"Hey, hey, hey, put me down, what are you doing? I didn't say I won't go!"

Out of desperation, Ah had to open the door.

"Hello, welcome to the Li Detective Agency. Hello? What are you doing here?"

"It's not me who has something to do, it's my boss who has something to do. He has a commission."

As he said this, Ji consciously moved aside, revealing Tu Fang behind him.

"Hi, hello, we meet again."

Tu Fang greeted A.

"Oh, it's you, Uncle Li! Business is coming!"

Ah Zhizhi turned 180 degrees and shouted loudly at Lao Li who was still watching TV leisurely.

Over there, after hearing this shout, Lao Li stood up, stretched, and then walked towards here slowly.

"Oh, it's you. Come in and take a seat first. By the way, before that, I would like to ask you what the commission is for?"

"Well...it's hard to be specific, but to put it bluntly, I hope you can take time out every day to cook for my two children."

"Is that so? That's no problem. Please sit on the sofa over there and we'll talk. Since you came in a hurry, we haven't prepared anything, so please forgive us."

Tu Fang and Jie followed Lao Li to the sofa and sat down, while A Ze returned to his original position to watch TV...

"Well, let me first talk about the specific content. In terms of time, it will take about 1 to 2 months. Your specific tasks are mainly to be responsible for three meals a day............."

Tu Fang roughly repeated what he had said to Jie before.

"Ah, well... we do have someone suitable here, but your job doesn't seem any different from working. Why don't you just find a nanny?"

"I'm not sure about the nanny, and my main requirement is to cook for them. Even if I'm not around, there's someone to take care of them. So what do you think?"

"Well, we charge fees here. You may want to know first. According to your work status, first of all, there are labor costs and material costs, etc............."

But before Lao Li could finish his slow words, Tu Fang interrupted him.

"Is 100 million enough? If not, you can add more."

"Ahem, ahem, ahem, sir, what do you mean, Duo Shao?"

Tu Fang's words choked Lao Li, who was still drinking tea.

"One million, what's wrong? Is it not enough?"

As he said this, Tu Fang took out his black card from his pocket.

"Enough is enough! Absolutely enough!

Ah! Huaihu! And Hum! Stop practicing, watching TV, and doing whatever else you want! Put the tables over there together and put everything in place. This is a big customer! We're going to make a fortune!"

While Lao Li was busy, no one paid attention to the mood of the other person on the sofa.

100 million.........

One million in one or two months...

One million, one million...

Boss, you should have told me earlier!

This is what I thought in my heart...