Why not hang yourself on the southeast tree

【Prosperous! 】

Without someone's training ground, the sky is clear and the wind becomes gentle.

Even the wilted foxtail grass in the flower bed looks delicious.

I flicked my tail to drive away the mosquito that was trying to suck my blood.

Alas, there is a sad thing. I found that I didn't put...

I am a female.

I am so sad. I have to have a baby again in my lifetime...

I have set a flag: anyone who dares to hook up with me to go to the woods is my number one enemy!!!

The college student who had just got off Coach Liu's car felt so light and proud because of the praise. He walked up to me slowly as if walking in the clouds, squatted down, and his eyes were clear.

[Tubulaki, you are really my lucky star. This driving school is worse than it is without you, haha! ]

【Prosperous? 】

how do I say this?

Although I am very happy when people praise me, but why do they say I am a lucky star? Can you explain it to me?

【hey-hey……】

He met my puzzled look and just chuckled.

[Yesterday I took a group of photos of you against the sunset and posted them on WeChat Moments. The goddess liked them and even agreed to date me!!! Hahahaha! ]

【Wang...】

I didn't piss you off, did I?!

Are you being polite when you mock a single person in disguise?

[Hey, get out of the way, my car's rear end doesn't have eyes! ]

The one who spoke was Coach Li, who has always been ranked second on the driving school enrollment list.

He lost to Coach Ma in performance this month again, and he was very angry.

His car was a manual transmission car, and there were five new students sitting in the front and back, three men and two women, so it was overloaded.

They had just cleared some land on the road at the foot of the mountain, and were silenced by Coach Li's yelling.

Three-piece set for beginners to start with manual transmission, you know╭(╯^╰)╮

Together, the five of them stalled their cars thirty-three times on the road to new land.

Record breaking.

There are only five of them, and the four in the back row were transferred over by Coach Ma after he switched to automatic transmission.

Bah, do you think he wants the unwanted disciple named Ma?

Bah, he is really rare...

The number of new students is linked to income and occupies an absolute position.

Coach Li was so upset that he almost got internal injuries.

Therefore, when they saw the honest Tubulaki, they had nothing nice to say.

【Prosperous! 】

Let’s go, Coach Li is here to mess with us, don’t mess with him!

I tucked my tail between my legs and limped along the wall.

Leaving behind a dazed college student——

He was still there chattering about how beautiful and gentle the goddess was...

Coach Li drove all four students out of the back seat, leaving only the passenger seat.

[Watch carefully, reversing into a parking space is the most difficult part of passing the second test. Watch me do it once, and then it will be your turn. ]

【Good coach! 】

The student tilted his head and stared at Coach Li's foot movements without blinking, not daring to be negligent for a moment.

He was muttering to himself, wishing he could make up a mnemonic on the spot to write down the steps.

[Press the left foot clutch to the bottom! ]

[Shift to R gear and slowly release the brake with your right foot! ]

[Eh?! Coach, you didn’t cheer for me?!]

Coach Li was already feeling goosebumps at the big head that was almost squeezing into his legs, and when he heard him ask this question, his hair stood on end.

【哐——】

The car stalled...

Coach Li, the fire is out!

He took a deep breath, his thighs unconsciously clamped together, and his right hand firmly pushed the big head away.

[In the training ground, manual transmission cars are not allowed to move with the accelerator on. Once the brake is released, the car will move naturally, and with the speed of the accelerator, you can't control it...]

[Well, look at the dog by the wall. It was the student who ran over it and made a mistake.]

【Prosperous! 】

Suddenly cue me, Lao Li is so rude!

Before re-igniting the engine and continuing teaching, Coach Li told the student, who looked like a pedant, to sit still and not to put his head down to look.

No need.

Moreover, accidents are prone to happen.

For example, [the coach beat the student because of shyness, causing serious injuries].

In order to avenge his previous shame, Coach Li's next set of reversing operations were very smooth. Whether reversing from the right or the left, he always stopped the car steadily in the golden position.

Even if the most picky examiner was present, he would still give it a perfect score.

The other students standing by the flower bed were very supportive and applauded.

[Get off, it's your turn! ]

When the pedant student got to the driver's seat, the first thing he did was not to adjust the seat, but to take out his phone and open the memo.

The top pinned [Secrets for Subject 2] is in bold and red.

[The first step is to open the door.]

Ahem, this is indeed the style of an old scholar. This step actually doesn’t need to be written.

[Step 2: Press the clutch with your left foot, press the brake with your right foot, and start the engine.]

Yeah, he nodded, put the phone on the dashboard and did as he was told.

Coach Li was standing on his left, speechless.

[Fasten your seat belt! This is the first step! Don’t you need to adjust the seat? It’s easy to get cramps if you stretch your legs so straight! I’m 1.80 meters tall and you’re 1.60 meters tall, let’s get this straight!]

[Also, adjust the rearview mirror according to your sitting position, otherwise how can you see the mark accurately?! ]

The student did not feel that his height was looked down upon. He nodded immediately, turned around to pull the seat belt, and subconsciously loosened his legs.

【Bang.】

Oh, it’s stalled again.

Coach Li held his forehead with his hand and wanted to look up the almanac to see if today was a bad day.

The few people who were watching from the flower bed shrank their necks and quietly took a few steps back, staying away from the coach who was about to spit fire.

They had heard that the top three coaches in the driving school had a very high pass rate, but their tempers were worse than each other.

It was only the first day we touched the car, and we experienced it. Everyone was mentally backing out, and the thoughts were beating loudly.

If Coach Liu at the other end of the training ground could hear their voices, he would slap his thigh and shout in dissatisfaction.

If you want a coach with a good temper, come to me!!!

I treat you like a baby!!!

Guaranteed gentle teaching, no scolding!!!

【Prosperous! 】

I can testify that since I met Coach Liu, I realized how warm a warm-hearted man with a beautiful daughter can be.

He and Coach Ma are two extremes on the training ground.

Unfortunately, Coach Liu is not well-known and has very few students.

He was too shy and gentle. When he went to set up a stall outside the school to recruit students, he was too shy to open his mouth and shout. His colleagues suggested that he buy a loudspeaker to record and play it automatically, but he was too honest to exaggerate, so his recorded speech was dry and not attractive at all.

In the past year since joining the company, Coach Liu's performance has always been at the bottom of the list every month.

The pass rate is also half and half.

Students who have not been severely punished by their coaches either have overly inflated self-confidence or are extremely mentally stable.

If he hadn't been somewhat related to the owner of the driving school, he would have been kicked out long ago.

Driving schools have no shortage of talents like coaches, what they lack is performance!

The pedantic student stumbled through his first reverse parking attempt.

After the car stopped, Coach Li asked him to get out and take a look for himself.

It's crooked, even a 100 point deduction is not too much.

The pedantic student felt ashamed and stood at the back dejectedly, letting others take over.

【Prosperous! 】

You have to get used to it slowly. In the beginning, everyone is a novice and no one can stop.

The fat girl yesterday has been practicing reversing into a parking space for four months. Compared to her, you are nothing.