Siheyuan: A romantic village doctor, making trouble
Chapter 48 Throwing the Stick into the Public Toilet
Jia Dongxu was lying on the bed, with Bang Geng next to him. He cried, "Dad, I want to eat meat!"
"Go, go, there's no meat to eat!"
Jia Dongxu pushed the stick aside.
Qin Huairu went to the hospital to see Jia Zhangshi and hasn't come back yet, so the father and son are still hungry.
Banggeng sneaked out through the hole in the gable.
Came to Zhang Jianjun's yard.
In the yard, he secretly looked into Zhang Jianjun's room.
There were meat dishes and a chicken on the table, which made Banggeng drool.
He quietly crawled to the door while Zhang Jianjun and others were not paying attention.
He rushed in and reached out to grab the chicken on the table.
"Hey, you little bastard, you're so brave!"
Zhang Jianjun grabbed Banggeng's neck and lifted him up.
"How dare you come here and steal chickens?"
Bang Geng's hands and feet were waving in the air. "Let me go, let me go, I want to eat meat, I want to eat meat!"
"Eat meat? Just eat it!"
Zhang Jianjun walked out holding the stick.
Bai Xue and Lou Xiao'e looked at each other, then looked at He Yushui who was holding a chicken leg in his mouth.
"His name is Bang Geng, and he is a child of the Jia family in our courtyard!"
The two nodded after listening.
Zhang Jianjun had already reached the outside of the yard, carrying the stick.
"Let me go, let me go, I want to eat meat, let me eat meat!"
The stick terrier kept flapping its feet.
Zhang Jianjun ignored the crowd watching at the gate of his courtyard and went to the public toilet with the stick in hand.
Liu Haizhong chuckled and said, "It's going to be a good show!"
Yan Bugui shook his head: "Ah, the courtyard is not peaceful!"
Many people followed to watch the fun.
"Jianjun, forget it, he's still a child!"
Zhang Jianjun sneered: "You are right, he is still a child, we can't let him go!"
Bang Geng was held by Zhang Jianjun and he struggled for a long time but failed to break free.
When he heard that Zhang Jianjun wanted to eat Aoli Gei by himself, he didn't know what it was at first, and he was getting closer and closer to the public toilet.
Bang Geng screamed in fear: "Let me go, let me go, I will let my dad beat you!"
"Jianjun, put him down!"
I don’t know when Sha Zhu caught up with me.
Standing in front of Zhang Jianjun.
"Silly Zhu, this matter has nothing to do with you, I advise you not to meddle in other people's business!"
As he spoke, he was about to carry the stick into the public toilet.
"Jianjun, he's still a child, why are you getting angry with him?"
Sha Zhu was firmly in front of everyone.
Zhang Jianjun pushed him away: "It has nothing to do with you. The young tree will not grow without pruning!"
Sha Zhu rushed forward and tried to snatch the stick from Zhang Jianjun.
Zhang Jianjun held the stick in one hand, turned his body, and his feet slipped. Sha Zhu couldn't stand steadily and ran forward a few steps in a hurry.
He hit his head against the wall of the public toilet.
With a loud crash, half of the wall of the public toilet collapsed!
"what!"
The people nearby who were watching the fun were shocked.
"Silly Zhu, you demolished the public toilet!"
"This is how to do?"
"Hey, why are you demolishing the men's restroom?"
Everyone looked over and saw that after the wall collapsed, a row of squat toilets were exposed, and the smell of the world was blown over by a gust of wind.
"Oh, that's good, it's cool to go to the toilet!"
"How wicked! I saw the old man going to the toilet!"
Shazhu was still lying on the wall that had just collapsed. He looked up and saw the yellow and green colors were really spectacular.
"evil!"
Spit it out all at once.
Zhang Jianjun walked over and stepped on Sha Zhu's back. Sha Zhu, who was trying to get up, shrank back down again.
Banggeng was looking at the public toilet and was stunned.
"Please, let me go, I'll do anything!"
Bang Geng kept begging for mercy.
Zhang Jianjun held the stick in his hand and said, "Let you go? I will teach you a lesson today!"
As he said this, he threw the stick into the public toilet.
"what!"
"vomit!"
The crowd who were originally scolding Sha Zhu for destroying the public toilet all started vomiting.
Bang Geng dived headfirst into a squat toilet.
His two legs were kicking around outside.
Zhang Jianjun took a look and turned to speak to the people present.
"Silly Zhu, I won't say much about destroying a public toilet. He must pay compensation and repair the toilet!"
"If he doesn't fix the toilet within one day, we'll all go to his house to use the toilet!"
Liu Haizhong applauded, "Okay, I support this decision!"
"I support it too!"
Many people followed suit and applauded!
Zhang Jianjun waved his hand and returned to the cross-courtyard.
Shazhu got up from the ground and saw Banggeng still struggling. He ran over, grabbed Banggeng's legs and pulled him out of the pit.
"Bangteng, how are you?"
Shazhu asked, Banggeng now had a pile of yellow stuff on his head.
Just as he was about to open his mouth to speak, he suddenly vomited.
“I just ate a shrimp!”
"Oh, kid, go home and wash up!"
Shazhu pulled Banggeng into the yard.
But he was stopped by the crowd.
"Silly Zhu, you can't go back to the yard. It's so dirty!"
"That's right, it's so disgusting!"
Although Sha Zhu couldn't beat Zhang Jianjun, he was more than capable of beating these people. He picked up Bang Geng's legs.
"All of you get out of the way, be careful not to get touched!"
As the saying goes, you are invincible when you sweep sticky shit. Banggeng is also invincible at this time. Everyone avoids him for fear of getting him stuck.
"What kind of words are you talking about, really!"
"That's right, it's outrageous, a good public toilet was demolished!"
"How do we go to the toilet?"
Everyone was talking.
Zhang Jianjun returned to the courtyard and took a shower first. When he stood at the door of the public toilet, the smell was indeed overpowering.
"Why don't you eat?"
Zhang Jianjun returned to the house and saw He Yushui, Bai Xue and Lou Xiaoe chatting.
"I'm waiting for you. I can't even eat a meal in peace!"
Lou Xiao'e complained.
Bai Xue also said: "Yeah, I was thinking of having a good meal, but who knew..."
Zhang Jianjun smiled and looked at He Yushui: "Yushui, why don't you eat?"
He Yushui smiled shyly and said, "Brother Jianjun, I'm full!"
Zhang Jianjun nodded: "That's fine, don't go back yet."
Outside the courtyard.
Liu Haizhong tried to look inside: "Old Yan, do you think Zhang Jianjun is really capable of doing this? He just threw the stick into the toilet!"
Yan Bugui whispered, "Hey, that's what you want. Banggeng is Jia Dongxu's child. Jia Dongxu is Lao Yi's apprentice. He is Lao Yi's die-hard supporter in the courtyard!"
Liu Haizhong chuckled and said, "It's the same for you. The reason why Old Yi has been in the hospital for so many years is because he has trained two die-hard fans. Jia Dongxu is his old-age supporter, and Sha Zhu is his thug."
"It's good now. It would be good if I could cure his arrogance!"
By the pool, Shazhu took off all of Banggeng's clothes and used a basin to collect water, so he poured the water on Banggeng!
The water flowing on the ground was mixed with yellow and white substances, and it was everywhere. The smell from it filled the entire courtyard.
"This idiot Zhu is so wicked that no one can enter the courtyard!"
"That's it, what the hell!"
Now everyone has forgotten the smell of meat and has been dizzy from the smell.
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