Attack on Titan: My World

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"If I want to become a Buddha, there will be no demons in the world; if I want to become a demon, what can Buddha do to me?"

[The Great Sage Equaling Heaven] Sun Wukong pointed at [Buddha Tathagata] and shouted.

"Little stone monkey, don't be so presumptuous!"

At the foot of the Five Finger Mountain, Tathagata Buddha spoke in a stern voice.

"Take a stick from my old grandson!"

Sun Wukong didn't waste any words, he just raised his [Ruyi Jingu Bang] and swung it over.

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"This stone monkey is really a thug."

Wang Lun looked at Sun Wukong's [VCR] and sighed.

“Everything happens for a reason.”

Subsystem An An "defended" him, and it seemed that it was also (why use 'also', because system [An An] has done this more than once, as if it has relationships with many [heroes] ([legendary figures])) related to Sun Wukong.

"Uh...how do you say this?"

Wang Lun asked.

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"Humph, the Jade Emperor asked me to release the horse, but I won't!"

Looking at the Heavenly Palace [official uniform] on his body, Sun Wukong became angrier and angrier, and spoke angry words stubbornly.

"Great Sage, please stop making trouble."

The [minor official] said worriedly.

"roll!"

Sun Wukong ignored the advice and shouted at the clerk to leave.

"Look, I'm going to do something new!"

After the clerk took away the [list] and left, Sun Wukong was thinking about something in his mind.

"You are free!"

When they arrived at the stable, Sun Wukong kicked open the door and said to all the horses.

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"Wait, this place looks familiar."

Looking at the horse pen, Wang Lun felt a sense of déjà vu again and sighed.

He rubbed his eyes, as if he was hallucinating, and shouted confusedly: "That's the horse stable of [Les Ranch]!"

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"Ding ding ding..."

Inside the sheepfold fence of [Reis Ranch], several bad boys were still wandering there, constantly hitting the [Golden Shield] with sticks in their hands, and this time it made a strange sound.

"Alice" was frightened again by the master's shouting.

At this time, her injuries had healed!

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"Ow ooh..."

In the heavenly palace, in the [horse stable], these [thousand-mile horses] made this strange cry, as if they were expressing their gratitude to the Monkey King.

After a while, the whole heaven was filled with roaming horses, shuttling back and forth between different palaces.

"What happened?"

The heavenly soldiers guarding the gate of heaven saw the free-range horses and asked about them in surprise.

"Sir, it's not good!"

The [minor official] noticed that something was wrong with [Bima Wen], so he ran to complain, but he was still a step too late.

When he saw the heavenly soldiers and generals, he seemed to have seen a savior and hurriedly asked for help: "This is the sin of Bi Ma Wen."

"Humph, this monkey still can't change his bad habits!"

After knowing the situation, one of the heavenly soldiers cursed.

"Please report to the Jade Emperor as soon as possible!"

Before one of the generals finished speaking, Sun Wukong had already arrived at the [Gate of Heaven].

"Oh my god! No need to bother you."

Sun Wukong appeared in front of them, shouting.

"Why are you doing this?"

The leading general said to Sun Wukong.

Sun Wukong looked carefully and saw that the man in the lead was very handsome, wearing [Marshal's clothes], and looked very majestic.

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"His weapon is a bit strange!"

At this time, Wang Lun looked at the man's weapon and said.

Subsystem An An "took a look" and then explained: "Master, this weapon is the [Nine-toothed Rake]!"

"What kind of [artifact] is this?"

Wang Lun asked.

"Yes, it can be considered a [divine weapon]!"

Subsystem An An "corrected".

"Uh-huh."

Wang Lun nodded politely in response.

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"Don't stop me, or I'll make you all see the King of Hell!"

"You have something to say!"

The leading celestial general saw how excited the monkey was and went over to comfort him.

"Humph."

Sun Wukong snorted coldly, and then transformed into the [Ruyi Jingu Bang]!

"do not do that!"

The heavenly general still tried to persuade him with kind words.

At this time, Sun Wukong had not yet taken off his official uniform. The heavenly general thought that it was not yet time to take action, so he tried to persuade him again with kind words.

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"Excuse me, who is this general?"

Wang Lun looked at the handsome general and asked curiously.

He didn't like fighting and killing, so he took a liking to this general who wanted to reason.

Birds of a feather flock together.

"This person is Gao Xiaoneng."

Subsystem An An answered.

"what?"

Hearing this hint, Wang Lun was stunned and even more confused.

"Forget it."

Wang Lun stopped asking questions and decided to let it go.

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"My Lord, why are you doing this?"

Seeing that Sun Wukong no longer had the anger he had before, the heavenly general came over and asked in a gentle voice.

"This position is too low, I don't want to do it!"

Sun Wukong was straightforward and didn't beat around the bush, he just stated the reason directly.

"So that's how it is. It's a small matter."

The celestial general said this with a grin, and then handed Sun Wukong a [Huazi].

"what is this?"

Sun Wukong asked curiously.

"Haha, this is a good thing. A cigarette after dinner will make you feel as happy as a god!"

The angel continued to introduce with a smile.

Seeing the Heavenly General's appearance, Sun Wukong couldn't get angry, but he felt extremely disgusted in his heart.

"piss off!"

Sun Wukong still spoke unhappily.

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"Sun Wukong, you have caused such a disaster, do you know your mistake now?"

On the way to the West to obtain Buddhist scriptures, Sun Wukong grabbed a young monk by the collar and was about to hit him, but was stopped by a Guanyin, who said, "Stop it immediately! He is your master, don't be rash!"

"I'll fuck you, uncle!"

Sun Wukong shook off the young monk and pointed at the Guanyin in the sky and said, "You are so nagging, just like him. I can't stand it anymore."

"Naughty monkey, look at the golden hoop!"

Seeing that Sun Wukong was rude, the Guanyin ambassador didn't waste any time and directly threw a circle at him.

Strangely enough, the circle fell directly on Sun Wukong's head.

"Ah, it hurts!"

Sun Wukong touched his head and screamed.

"***..."

It turned out that it was Guanyin who was chanting a spell, which was getting tighter and tighter, making Sun Wukong's head ache so severe that he felt like he was living a life worse than death.

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"Women have the most vicious hearts!"

Looking at the Guanyin, Wang Lun spoke, his words clearly directed towards Sun Wukong.

"No, Guanyin wants him to grow up and become a talent!"

Subsystem An An explained.

"how you said that?"

Looking at Wukong lying on the ground in agony, Wang Lun said in confusion.

"Just keep watching!"

The subsystem "pointed" at the [VCR], signaling Wang Lun to finish watching it.

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"Thank you for your hard work!"

In [Datang] (a country in [Middle-earth]), [Li Shimin] (an [Eastern Emperor]) led the civil and military officials to welcome [Tang Monk and his disciples], constantly expressing gratitude.

"Brother Xian!"

The young monk dismounted and bowed in return.

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"Give Sun Xingzhe the title of [Fighting and Victory Buddha]!"

In the [Buddhist temple], [Tathagata] is the title given to Sun Wukong.

"Haha."

This time, Sun Wukong finally smiled happily.