Listen to my heart in the morning and eat melons in the afternoon.

When they arrived at Yipintang, the shopkeeper saw such a grand occasion and thought that some wealthy man from the city had come.

But the way he was dressed didn't look like someone who could afford to wear clothes from Yipinlou, so the shopkeeper ignored him.

He ordered a maid to take Lin Yunzhi to choose clothes in the cheapest area.

After a while, Ximen Wuhen's concubine came.

The shopkeeper immediately came forward and said, "Oh, Madam Ximen is here."

Ximen Wuhen's concubine, Wei Wuzhi, was a beautiful woman, the most eye-catching feature of which was her big breasts and thin waist.

Every time she wears a corseted skirt, her proud figure can be seen at a glance.

The shopkeeper took Wei Wuzhi upstairs.

Tian Lele was puzzled, and the maid had an envious expression on her face: "The clothes upstairs cost one or two taels of gold each. Every time Madam Ximen comes, she will buy back any clothes she has tried on. At least twenty pieces!"

Crowd of spectators: Where did Ximen Wuhen get so much money?

Wei Wuzhi went upstairs and tried on a few pieces of clothing. She asked the shopkeeper to take down any clothes she liked, and then went to the small room to try on clothes.

Because Wei Wuzhi was generous, Yipinlou built a small loft for her on the second floor to make it convenient for her to try on clothes.

The guy was waiting inside early.

The two people were so excited when they met that they took off all their clothes in no time.

The waiter thought the pendant on Wei Wuzhi's neck was in the way, so he took it off and put it on the ground.

Daju felt that the time had come, so he quietly slipped into the room, picked up the military token and left.

Every time he did this he would change his fur, this time it was a black cat that could walk on snow without leaving any footprints.

The two people in the room were in high spirits.

Little did I know that Liu Qinglan also went upstairs.

The shopkeeper thought that he was going to make a fortune today as both of them were very wealthy.

Liu Qinglan had chosen her clothes when she heard a noise in the attic. Thinking there was a mouse, she kicked the attic stairs.

As a result, with a loud bang, the wooden boards in three directions of the attic spread outwards.

The people downstairs heard the noise and ran up to see what was happening.

Just see the scene before your eyes.

Wei Wuzhi was completely naked, her body completely exposed, and her companions were not much better.

Liu Qinglan covered her eyes and said, "In broad daylight, they are actually doing something shameful in public, performing a live pornographic show!"

The onlookers below the building: This melon is quite heavy. But who is following whom?

Liu Qinglan was still roaring: "Ximen Wuhen has been plotting against my master's shop all day long, but he doesn't know how to pay more attention to his concubines. He has even stolen people on the street."

Crowd: Mrs. Zhou hasn’t revealed who the adulterer is yet!

"Oh, you two dogs, you're a perfect match! One is bigger on top, the other is bigger on the bottom. Ouch, I've got a stye in my eye! What bad luck!"

Crowd: This scene is really exciting.

Wei Wuzhi was still putting on her clothes in a hurry, and the guy was still excited. After all, he could only sleep with her twice a month, and he had to get enough every time.

However, since they were discovered, could they stay together forever? The man fantasized about the days when he could hug Wei Wuzhi every day.

"Manager Qian, when did your Yipinlou turn into a brothel? Return the clothes I chose today. I will never set foot in Yipinlou again. It's disgusting."

Shopkeeper Qian: "Madam Zhou, what's going on here? I have no idea. I'll have someone notify Master Ximen first."

Tian Xiaoxiao: [Why would a concubine take such a big risk? ]

Daju: [Why do women choose to cheat? You should have summarized the reasons, right? ]

Tian Xiaoxiao: [I’m still a baby, I haven’t summarized it yet! ]

Daju: [Then wait for Mrs. Zhou to give you a summary. ]

Liu Qinglan's voice resounded through the sky above the First Floor Building: "It is rumored that Ximen Wuhen is inhumane so he married concubines one after another to cover up. Today it seems to be true."

Ximen Wuhen downstairs: "You're talking bullshit, can't I be humane? I can serve a bitch till she screams!"

Tian Xiaoxiao: "Ahhh."

Lin Yunzhi blocked Tian Lele's ears.

Ximen Wuhen’s best skill is cursing people, whether it’s dirty or simple, he just curses at them.

Crowd of spectators: Last time, Ximen Wuhen wanted to give his concubine to a big wolf dog. Is he going to pair himself with a bitch this time? He is indeed a fighter among the best.

Tian Xiaoxiao: [This person has a really strong taste! ]

Daju: [That's not true. Thirty-six concubines are not enough to play with. ]

Tian Xiaoxiao: [So can he be humane? ]

Daju: [Yes, it’s a little short.]

Tian Xiaoxiao: [Short? Short time?]

Daju: [There is one more short. ]

Tian Xiaoxiao: [Oh, I see, I see. No wonder he couldn't satisfy women and cheated on his wife.]

Ximen Wuhen was furious. He had been thinking about how to kill Tian Xiaoxiao these past two days. It seemed that today was the best day to do it, so he decided to kill this outspoken little brat today.

Liu Qinglan came downstairs and saw Ximen Wuhen: "Why don't you hurry upstairs and take your little sow in heat back home! It's so embarrassing!"

Afterwards, Liu Qinglan did not forget to advertise for the Heroes Club:

"Everyone, remember to go to a clean place when you eat next time, so as not to get stye after watching live porn. The Heroes will ensure that such a thing will not happen. If anyone dares to have an affair in my store, I will confiscate their tools."

Tian Xiaoxiao: [Mrs. Zhou is so domineering! She even knew how to confiscate the tools used in the crime.]

Daju: [Mrs. Zhou is an excellent vegetable cutter, so cutting some meat is definitely a piece of cake.]

Liu Qinglan's inner thoughts: These two people understand me! It's a pity that we met too late, it's a pity that Master Tian told us not to reveal the truth, otherwise we could have become close friends regardless of age.

Ximen Wuhen's men had already taken the servant down. Wei Wuzhi's hair was intact except that her clothes were a little messy.

"Why is it you?" Ximen Wuhen saw the so-called guy.

"It's me!" The guy looked up calmly.

Tian Xiaoxiao: [Didn’t you say Ximen Wuhen is face-blind? How did he recognize this guy? ]

Daju: [He is only face-blind to women, but he can remember men's faces very clearly! ]

Tian Xiaoxiao: [There should be a story here. ]

Daju: [In order to prevent him from being obsessed with beauty and falling in love with women, his mother fed him a secret palace medicine, the blind pill.]

Tian Xiaoxiao: [The powder he gave him last time was probably given to him by the emperor, right?]

Daju: [Now it seems very likely, it is also possible that the fifth prince gave it to him. ]

Tian Xiaoxiao: [His aunt is the queen, and his mother and the queen are twins. Do you think it is possible that his mother has replaced the queen?]

Tian Xiaoxiao: [Otherwise, how could he, a prince living among the common people, dare to dream of becoming an emperor? ]

Daju: [His mother is in the palace, and she and his aunt take turns to be the queen, and they enjoy it. ]

Tian Xiaoxiao: [The emperor should be very happy, right? ]

Daju: [How can I not be happy when my two favorite women are by my side? ]

Crowd Eating A: Today's news is going to cause a sensation in both the government and the public.

Crowd Eating B: No wonder Ximen Wuhen dares to act so arrogantly in Shengjing, it turns out he has such a powerful backer.

Crowd-eating person C: After eating this huge melon, I wonder if I can still see the sun tomorrow?

Ximen Wuhen exploded, drew his sword, and was about to stab the waiter.

Just as everyone was watching Ximen Wuhen killing his men, the sword suddenly changed direction.