Listen to my heart in the morning and eat melons in the afternoon.

The bailiffs went to arrest someone, and everyone knew who the target was.

Mr. Tian said that just to avoid being exposed and prevent Miss Tian from finding out.

The yamen runners rode at full speed to Hongyun Town, found the waiter of the teahouse in Hongyun Town, asked where the rogue named Aqi in the town lived, and went straight to where Aqi was.

As a result, while Aqi was wandering around Wutong Temple, before he could figure out the situation, he was picked up by the yamen runners, put on a horse, and taken back to the government office.

The baby started crying again, probably because he was hungry.

Yuqing was still in a coma at this time.

There was a woman in her thirties among the onlookers. She shouted at the top of her voice: "Master Tian, ​​I can breastfeed him. My baby is only seven months old."

Tian Xingjian thanked her quickly and asked the bailiff to invite the woman to a side hall, screen her, and feed the child before taking her out.

Her parents didn't believe that the child she gave birth to was the Wutong God, but that person looked exactly like the statue in the temple!

Yuqing didn't want to wake up from the dream. She wanted to wait for Wutongshen to appear and tell these people that the child she gave birth to was the child of gods.

Besides, when the two of them were together, Wutongshen performed many magic tricks for her!

The apples and the whole roast chicken on the altar in the temple appeared just by what he said.

Yuqing was still in the dream, the dream where she was favored by the gods.

Before Aqi was caught, the drum of complaint sounded again.

Tian Xiaoxiao: [It’s so lively today! I haven’t even had breakfast yet, I’m just eating melons.]

Daju: [But this melon is not suitable for children. Are you sure you want to eat it? ]

Tian Xiaoxiao: [What a joke! I am from the 21st century and have experienced all kinds of things that are not suitable for children! Tell me!]

The Spy from the Afterlife: She is indeed from the future. My humble servant greets the Mistress!

I bowed towards the direction where the sound came from.

Daju: [A 40-year-old woman with a charming demeanor slept with the landlord's stupid son, who was only 16 years old.]

Tian Xiaoxiao: [Who is playing the drums? ]

Daju: [The stupid son of a landlord.]

Tian Xiaoxiao: [Are you pregnant this time? ]

Daju: [You will know in a moment. ]

Daju kept the secret.

The onlookers on the street in front of the government office: Qingchen is so bad, I want to eat onions so badly, I can’t wait.

A jewelry vendor said: Eating melons affects business, but not eating melons affects your mood. So I'd better eat melons, keeping a happy mood can help you live longer!

The vendor selling steamed buns: I’m full after eating melons, will you still buy steamed buns?

Tian Xingjian asked the yamen runner to bring in the man who was beating the drum.

Tian Xiaoxiao: [Tsk tsk tsk, what a fresh meat. ]

Steamed bun vendor: Miss Tian, ​​do you want to eat fresh meat buns? I have some here, but we haven’t opened yet!

Daju: [Who would eat her if she doesn’t look good? ]

Tian Xiaoxiao: [Qingchen, that's enough! Don't ugly people deserve love? ]

Daju: [Uh, well, love is equal, everyone can have it! ]

Tian Xiaoxiao: [That’s right! ]

The sixteen-year-old boy knelt down with a plop and said word by word: "Tian Da Ren Xiao Ren Sued Matchmaker Ma Lan Hua!"

Tian Xingjian felt uncomfortable listening to this, as it would take an hour to inquire about the case.

Tian Xiaoxiao: [What's wrong with this person? ]

Daju: [Didn’t I say this is the landlord’s stupid son? ]

Tian Xiaoxiao: [Really stupid? I thought he was the stupid son of the landlord we talked about in our previous life, just a little stupid.]

Daju: [This person is a real fool. ]

Tian Xiaoxiao: [……]

"Mr. Dear client, can you write? Do you have a complaint?" Tian Xingjian asked after slamming the gavel.

"Yes, yes, yes!" The stupid son of the landlord took out the petition from his arms.

The bailiff presented it to Tian Xingjian.

Tian Xingjian's face became red as he read the petition. By the end, his face turned as black as charcoal. He then ordered the yamen runners to capture the matchmaker Malanhua from the city.

Tian Xiaoxiao: [What is written in the petition? Didn’t you say he is a fool? How can he write?]

Daju: [Do you know how long it took him to write the petition? What did it look like? ]

Tian Xiaoxiao: [How long did it take to write? What kind of petition was it?]

Daju: [He wrote as long as your father had been in Shengjing. His father was rich, so he could write about 200 words, but numbers accounted for one-third of the words. So his petition was a combination of numbers and pictures. He was very good at drawing!]

Tian Xiaoxiao: [Are these pornographic pictures?]

Daju: [Haha, you are so smart, you guessed it right! ]

Everyone: I've never seen such a thing before! Miss Tian's arrival has made our lives more colorful!

Tian Xiaoxiao: [This case will be very difficult for my father to handle. Isn't it too embarrassing?]

Daju: [Food and sex are human nature! Don’t wear tinted glasses! ]

Tian Xiaoxiao: [Thumbs up for you, your viewpoint is two thousand years ahead of its time! ]

Daju: [Don’t you even look at where I came from! ]

The bailiff had already brought the matchmaker Malanhua into the court.

When Malanhua saw the landlord's stupid son, she didn't even look at him, but she was hiding her inner feelings.

Daju: [Malanhua is drooling. ]

Malanhua: My saliva? Ah, indeed, it almost fell onto my skirt. Oh, Wang Fugui swallowed a lot of my saliva!

Big orange... Ugh!

Tian Xiaoxiao: [This, this, this woman who looks like Hei Niu, slept with a young hunk? ]

Daju: [Don’t get excited! ]

Tian Xiaoxiao: [Sue her, sue her for raping a minor! ]

Crowd of onlookers: I’ve only heard that a woman can sue if she’s raped, but can a man also sue if he’s forced to sleep with someone?

Malanhua was still intoxicated by Wang Fugui's stunning looks, reminiscing about the time they spent together, and didn't hear what Tian Xiaoxiao and the others were saying at all.

Tian Xingjian: "Malanhua, here is a petition written by Wang Fugui himself. Do you admit your guilt?"

The bailiff handed the petition to Malanhua and said, "Fugui'er, you paint really well. You paint her so beautifully. Is she really that beautiful in your eyes?"

"You haven't seen me for so many days. Do you miss me? I'll come to find you later!"

After hearing this, Wang Fugui burst into tears!

The bailiff took Wang Fugui aside to calm him down.

Tian Xiaoxiao: [Is it a bad day today? Why are there so many people with mental problems?]

Daju: [Love makes people blind! ]

Tian Xiaoxiao: [This damn love! ]

Crowd: Oh, so is love desirable or undesirable? Miss Tian, ​​please give me the answer!

When Tian Xingjian saw Malanhua's expression and heard what she said, he had an idea in his mind.

At this time, someone came from the Wang family. It was Wang Fugui’s personal servant Wenfang.

Wenfang knelt down and explained the case on behalf of his master.

Wang Fugui was very smart when he was young, not like he is now.

When he was ten years old, he suddenly became mentally retarded, could not speak clearly, and his brain gradually degenerated. He could not remember the words he had learned. Fortunately, his family was rich and they hired a teacher who patiently taught him, and he was able to recognize about a hundred words.

When he was fifteen years old, his family wanted to arrange a marriage for him, so they asked Malanhua, the most famous matchmaker in Shengjing City.

Malanhua agreed to the matter and said that she had found a woman who was a good match for Wang Fugui, but the woman's family had taboos, so she could only see Wang Fugui and everyone else had to stay away.

Malanhua came to the house every now and then to take Wang Fugui away, saying that she was going to the girl's house to meet her and cultivate feelings.

Who would have known? Who would have known that one night Wang Fugui crawled back naked through the dog hole at the back door.

Tian Xiaoxiao: [This child, this child who was as pure as paper, is ruined, ruined, so tragic, so tragic! ]

Daju: [I haven’t finished yet, keep listening! ]