Listen to my heart in the morning and eat melons in the afternoon.

Just as Daju stopped talking, Ximen Wuhen walked in with a swagger.

Tian Xiaoxiao looked at Ximen Wuhen who came in uninvited and stood in the court as if no one was around.

He is handsome, but he gives Tian Xiaoxiao a creepy feeling.

Today, Ximen Wuhen was wearing a green embroidered robe with gold edges, a green jade ribbon, and a golden crown with an exquisite dragon pattern on his head. His face was as white as jade but lifeless, and his lips were bright red, and his mouth was painted to look like a bloody mouth.

His black eyebrows were like swords, he held a silver folding fan in his hand, had a smile on his face, and looked extremely noble.

The feeling Ximen Wuhen gave her was very much like the male vampires in those vampire-themed blockbusters in the United States in her previous life.

His face was pale, but his lips and eyes were so red that they seemed to be dripping with blood.

Tian Xiaoxiao: [Ximen Wuhen seems to have come from the underworld.]

Daju: [Have you seen a ghost? ]

Tian Xiaoxiao: [I have seen him before when I was reincarnated! However, Ximen Wuhen looks more like a vampire. Look at his red painted mouth, doesn’t it look like he just sucked blood?]

Daju: […Don’t worry about what he looks like, just look at what he’s doing here! ]

Ximen Wuhen could not hear what Daju and Tian Xiaoxiao were thinking at this moment.

The moment he stepped into the government office, Daju created a barrier.

Tian Xiaoxiao: [Look at his mouth, he can't say anything nice, and what he says will definitely be bloody.]

Ximen Wuhen stood there for a while as if no one was around, and Tian Xingjian didn't even raise his head.

He knew that Ximen Wuhen was standing below, but Ximen Wuhen was not an official, so he had to kneel down when he saw him.

Since Ximen Wuhen refused to kneel, there was no need for him to pay any attention to him.

In the end, Ximen Wuhen failed and was not as good as Tian Xingjian in holding back.

"Master Tian, ​​my steward died suddenly after I rescued him. I came here to report the case." Ximen Wuhen didn't even bow.

Still waving his folding fan.

According to the laws of the Ming Ning Kingdom, a person who sues someone else must first go through a set of etiquette in court, that is, the entire process must be completed before someone will take the case.

If you don't follow the formalities and procedures, the person who is hearing the case in the court does not have to answer.

Therefore, Tian Xingjian lowered his head and did his own thing, ignoring it.

The commotion outside the door just now was caused by Ximen Wuhen.

On his way here, a child who suddenly fell down rubbed his clothes and he started cursing.

The child was scolded so much that he cried loudly.

After the bailiffs left, he continued to curse for a long time before entering the government office.

Ximen Wuhen came today, one to report the case and use the case of Lei Batian's death to disgust Tian Xingjian, and the other was that he heard in the past few days that Tian Xingjian's little daughter loved to eat melons and was so good at eating melons that she could eat out people's secrets.

He wanted to confirm it again, and then send someone to kill the girl.

As a result, he stood here for so long but didn't hear the little girl's voice.

I'm afraid this is Tian Xingjian's way of being mysterious and winning over the people.

Only a fool would believe that.

Daju felt that it was time to let Ximen Wuhen see how powerful he was, so he removed the barrier.

Tian Xiaoxiao: [Could it be that Ximen Wuhen killed Lei Batian himself? ]

Daju: [The traitor among the yamen runners stole a branding iron from your father's prison cell, used it to kill Lei Batian, and then framed your father! ]

Ximen Wuhen was about to say "You are slandering me", but he couldn't say anything, as if his mouth was glued.

Tian Xiaoxiao: [Look, he wants to speak but can't. It looks like his lipstick is stuck! Haha, so funny. Which fake lipstick is he using?]

Daju: [Ximen Wuhen’s favorite thing to do is to curse people. One of his concubines couldn’t stand it, so she specially customized this lipstick. ]

Tian Xiaoxiao: [He was still talking just now, why can't he speak now? ]

Daju: [Because he licked his lips with his tongue, the glue took effect. ]

Tian Xiaoxiao: [I started to worry about his concubine.]

Daju: [Don’t worry.]

Then the big orange cat meowed a few times.

To others it sounded like "meow meow meow", but to Tian Xiaoxiao it became "The concubine is your father's, Ximen Wuhen won't be able to find even a hair of the concubine when he goes back."

Tian Xiaoxiao covered her mouth and laughed.

Ximen Wuhen heard that the two people were eating his melon calmly!

How ridiculous! He must kill these two people!

No, he had to go home and kill the concubine first. He had already cursed the concubine countless times in his heart:

(The following are Ximen Wuhen’s curse words, which Daju relayed to Tian Xiaoxiao, and the onlookers could hear them. Author’s note!)

Bitch, if your mother hadn't been so coquettish, you wouldn't have been born so early!

Who didn't pull up his crotch, how could such a bitch leak out!

It's my own fault for being so shortsighted that I mistook you for a human. If I had known earlier, I would have bought a dog leash and put it around your neck.

Just because I looked at you for a second longer in the crowd, I was blind and actually raised such an ungrateful person.

A man is as cheap as a pig. You waste air when you are alive and waste land when you die. I will reward you with a bottle of corpse-dissolving water when I go back.

You little bitch who is being bullied by thousands of people, before you die, please let my big wolf dog have some fun. It is in heat recently. (I didn’t repeat this sentence, for fear of corrupting the children.)

Tian Xiaoxiao was already laughing so hard that she was bent over. It was the first time that Tian Xingjian experienced Ximen Wuhen's cursing skills and he almost broke down.

The others were so hurt that they dared not laugh, for fear that Tian Xiaoxiao would find out and they would have nothing to eat.

Outside the government office, the crowd of onlookers were already laughing loudly at a distance so close that Tian Xiaoxiao couldn't see or hear them.

The public indignation that had just been aroused by Ximen Wuhen seemed to have faded a lot.

The number one tyrant in Shengjing City, ate the melon on his head and blew himself up.

Ximen Wuhen listened to Daju repeating his words, walking around there waving a fan, unable to speak. Tian Xingjian ignored him, so he had to go home in shame.

He is going to deal with that concubine.

Yesterday Yanhong said that she bought two boxes of high-quality lip balm from Zhiyanzhai, which looked really good when applied.

He thought it looked nice too, so he asked Yanhong if she had any more, and Yanhong gave him a box.

I didn't expect it! There's actually a wolf cub in the rabbit's nest. I'll go back and clean up the mess later!

Ximen Wuhen returned home angrily, but Yanhong had already taken away all the rare treasures in her yard and they were nowhere to be found. He asked the servants, "Where is the Thirty-Sixth Concubine?"

Servant: "You chased him out a long time ago!"

Ximen Wuhen: "Who lived in this courtyard yesterday?"

Servant: "This is the girl you brought back when you were drunk a few days ago."

"Why do you look so much like Yanhong?"

The servant thought to himself: Oh, my face blindness problem has come back again.

At the government office, Tian Xingjian ordered the office to be closed, and the onlookers, having eaten their fill, went home.

A short figure in the crowd disappeared into the crowd.

The big orange cat, meow meow, smells the scent of the afterlife.

Come on! Come on! This way he can temporarily recover his divine power, beat up the little ghosts, beat up the villains, and improve his cultivation!