Listen to my heart in the morning and eat melons in the afternoon.
Chapter 45 God damn, emotional disputes in every era are the most exciting
After the twenty strokes of the cane, Woman A's husband screamed, "Good-for-nothing! In the past, Lord Song never used torture! You didn't even investigate and just made a random judgment? When did I have a mistress?"
Tian Xingjian: "There's no need to investigate your case! Just look in your sleeve pocket, what's in it?"
The man looked down and saw that the pink handkerchief was half exposed.
Then he remembered that when he was making love with Hui Niang today, Hui Niang used this handkerchief to wipe her body, and he said he wanted to keep it so that he could smell Hui Niang's scent when they were not together.
The man became anxious: a thousand horses were galloping in his heart.
"Who put this in my pocket? It's not mine. It's not mine. I've never seen it before!"
Tian Xingjian: "The fabric of the handkerchief in your sleeve is completely different from the fabric your wife is wearing, and they don't match. You are really willing to spend money on this mistress!"
The handkerchief had been taken to Tian Xingjian by the yamen runners.
"This is a handkerchief from the Lady's Shop. It costs ten taels of silver. Your wife's clothes and headdress combined are not worth ten taels of silver."
The man was scared: "Master Tian, Master Tian, I was wrong, I was wrong."
Daju: [The handkerchief is kept by men for smelling, because it is the handkerchief that his mistress Hui Niang used to wipe her body.]
Tian Xiaoxiao: [Does this man have a quirk? Smell?]
Daju: [He has a lot of Hui Niang's personal belongings hidden in his house. Just smelling Hui Niang's personal belongings is fine, um! ]
Tian Xiaoxiao: [You don't have to tell me, I know, a fetishist! This is a disease, it must be treated!]
Tian Xingjian asked the woman what kind of result she wanted?
The woman thought for a while and replied: "Sir, can you castrate this man? Because this is not the first time he has kept a woman outside."
The woman burst into tears: "He already has three illegitimate children! He brought them home and wanted to register them under my name. I refused, so he beat me!"
Tian Xingjian: "This..."
Tian Xiaoxiao: [It seems that this woman doesn't want to get a divorce! But what benefit can she get from castrating this man? ]
Daju: [After being castrated, a man can only return to his family! From now on, all the man’s property will belong to this woman, and the children will still have a father. In fact, it’s the best of both worlds! ”
Tian Xingjian thought about it and asked Dai Shijia to come and feed the man a pill.
Tian Xiaoxiao: [What is that? ]
Daju: [Drug for chemical castration. ]
Tian Xiaoxiao: [This, this, my father also has this medicine? ]
Daju: [Your father doesn't have it, but the Dai Sega family can make this medicine. ]
Tian Xiaoxiao: [My dad is really awesome! ]
Tian Xingjian finally ruled that from now on, all the family's property would be managed by the woman, and the children born to the concubine would be considered illegitimate children and would be dealt with by the wife.
The case is closed.
Another morning passed, and Hong Ruoying's melon arrived.
Just as Tian Xingjian was about to leave the yamen, the drums outside were beaten loudly.
"I am Hong Ruoying, a woman from Jinchuan, and I beg the judge to make the decision for me!" Hong Ruoying's voice was so penetrating that everyone in the court could hear it.
Tian Xiaoxiao: [Here we come! ]
The bailiff invited Hong Ruoying in.
Hong Ruoying was wearing a light blue chest-length skirt today, which just covered her belly, so others couldn't tell that she was a pregnant woman.
Tian Xingjian: "Who is this person in the hall and what is the complaint?"
Hong Ruoying: "I am a commoner from Wucheng, my maiden name is Hong, and I married far away in Jinchuan. However, on the second day of our wedding, my husband took the silver in my dowry box and ran away to Shengjing, where he started living with another woman."
Tian Xingjian: "What's your husband's name and where is he now? I'll have the bailiffs bring him here first. You two will confront each other in court. After you record your confessions, you'll be sent back to Jinchuan, and the Jinchuan prefect will make the final decision."
Hong Ruoying was very calm and answered Tian Xingjian's questions one by one.
Tian Xingjian ordered the bailiffs to arrest the man immediately.
As a result, the bailiffs caught four people!
When Tian Xingjian saw the four people, he jumped up from his chair.
Daju: [I told you it would be exciting, right?]
Tian Xiaoxiao: [Oh my god! What a fun game!]
Tian Xiaoxiao: [Tsk tsk tsk, why does my dad keep encountering cases like this today? This is a bit embarrassing. ]
Daju: [What kind of situation has your father not seen? ]
Tian Xiaoxiao: [I am superficial.]
Tian Xiaoxiao: [Didn’t Hong Ruoying say that her husband came to Shengjing to chase Bai Yueguang? Are these three Bai Yueguangs? ]
Daju: [Her husband was given drugs on their wedding night, and after coming to Shengjing, he couldn't do anything. His white moonlight thought that maybe she wasn't good enough at pleasing men.]
Daju: [He persuaded his sister, who had long liked the scholar. But his sister was not convinced, so she hired a prostitute.]
Daju: [I think he is trying it. Your father asked the bailiffs to arrest him. Things in this world are just coincidental sometimes.]
The big orange cat meowed a few times and looked at Hong Ruoying. Everything was planned by Hong Ruoying.
The purpose is to control the scholar and make him become a father in the future.
Most of the people who came to watch today were stopped outside the gate of the government office. They couldn't eat the melons and were as anxious as ants on a hot pan.
A small number of people who arrived early could listen at the entrance of the court.
Everyone thought this was a very exciting piece of news.
Tian Xiaoxiao: [I am so surprised, there is still such a trick! ]
Daju: [Just listen to your father's trial! ]
Hong Ruoying was already a little frightened. These two voices, these two voices seemed to know what she had done?
How to do?
Hong Ruoying lowered her head and thought, it’s been so long since the incident happened, there’s no way to find out the truth, so she must not panic and lose her composure.
Tian Xingjian felt that standing up seemed a bit exaggerated, so he quickly sat down.
Ask the yamen runner what's going on.
When the bailiffs said that there were five people on one bed at the man's residence, they wanted to do something shameful, so they brought them all in for fear of catching the wrong people.
Everyone sighed, following Miss Tian, all the melons they ate were explosive.
The scholar did not argue. He looked completely hopeless. He was no longer a man. His penis was useless. What was the point of passing the imperial examination? There was no point in keeping his life. From now on, he could only look at thousands of women but not touch them.
The two prostitutes were not afraid either, because they were paid to do things for others, and they were registered prostitutes in a legitimate brothel, so what they did was in compliance with the laws of the Mingning State.
But the scholar's white moonlight and her sister lowered their heads and covered their faces and cried.
Bai Yueguang stepped forward and said, "Master Tian, I have given birth to Feng Lang's child. I originally agreed to marry Feng Lang as his concubine, but that female demon refused to do so and even drove us mother and son out of Jinchuan."
Tian Xingjian: "Where is the child now?"
Bai Yueguang: "My uncle said that it would be difficult for a grown-up girl like me to find a husband with a child, so he sent the child away. I was so heartbroken at the time that I had no time to care about anything else."
Tian Xiaoxiao: [She has no time to take care of her children but has time to sleep with them! What kind of vicious mother is this!]
Daju: [Keep listening, don’t make any noise! ]
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