Listen to my heart in the morning and eat melons in the afternoon.
Chapter 35: Being tricked, a group of people kept vomiting
On the second day, Tian Xingjian had people dig up the soil under the cherry tree.
The coroner is in place.
What’s strange is that the body was not buried very deep, and the stench was so bad, but couldn’t people around smell it?
Tian Xiaoxiao and Daju were in the yard at the backyard of the government office. Tian Xiaoxiao was playing with a mantis that Yun Bo caught for her.
Daju squatted beside Tian Xiaoxiao.
Tian Xiaoxiao: [Qingchen, how did my father know that there were bones under the cherry tree?] Tian Xiaoxiao asked, [Could it be that my father can hear the voice of my heart?]
Daju: [Qingmei told me last night. Xu Wenjie is Qingmei's childhood sweetheart. He was the one who buried the bodies of Song Yuanzhi's male lovers every time.]
Tian Xiaoxiao: [My dad is so capable, he figured it out in no time?]
Daju: [Your father has two capable men around him, who came from the Ministry of Justice, and are known as the Ministry of Justice's Yama Twins.]
Tian Xiaoxiao: [Why doesn't such a powerful person work in the Ministry of Justice, but instead follows my father? ]
Daju: [That must be because your father often needs them, so they are too lazy to go back to the Ministry of Justice, otherwise it would be tiring to run back and forth.]
Tian Xiaoxiao: [My father's identity is becoming more and more mysterious. ]
Daju: [There should be a lot of gold under the male lover's body. ]
Tian Xiaoxiao: [Then my father will become rich.]
According to the laws of the Mingning Kingdom, if an official dug up gold, he could keep one-third for himself and hand over the rest.
Daju: [Song Yuanzhi buried this himself, thinking that he could dig it out later and keep one third of it. It’s not corruption, and he has money to spend.]
Tian Xiaoxiao: [Then why didn’t he dig it? ]
Daju: [There are so many places to hide the money that he forgot all of them.]
Tian Xiaoxiao: [Puchi, where else can I find gold? I'll take Daddy to dig for it someday!]
Daju: [I’ll tell you something in secret! ]
After that, the onlookers only heard the chatter and no longer heard the specific voices.
Tian Xingjian dug out a total of ten skeletons in the yard over there.
The corpse was tall and the coroner initially determined that it was not a Mingning citizen, but rather had a body shape similar to that of foreigners who had come to Mingning in recent years.
The coroner gave different times of death for the ten corpses.
One has been dead for ten years, two for eight years, three for six years, three for four years, and one for two years.
As for the cause of death, all ten died of suffocation.
But it was not suffocation by being strangled or covered with a pillow.
It was more like he died of suffocation after experiencing extreme bliss.
Tian Xingjian didn't understand.
Tian Xiaoxiao was eavesdropping on the side.
Daju: [Why do I not quite understand the words the coroner explained? ]
Tian Xiaoxiao: [Stupid! He died while doing it.]
Tian Xingjian: What does degree mean?
Coroner: Miss Tian, if you know, please explain it for me. It’s really hard to say.
Others in the room were also guessing: Did he die from excessive drinking? What was excessive?
Daju: [Don’t speak bird language, I don’t understand! ]
Tian Xiaoxiao: [Didn’t you say you’ve traveled all over the world? You haven’t heard such an easy word before, you’re out of date.]
Daju: [Speak human language and explain quickly. ]
Tian Xiaoxiao: [When I was doing that kind of thing with Song Yuanzhi, I was too excited and suffocated to death.]
A row of crows flew over Tian Xingjian's head.
Lin Yunzhi: Do I still want this daughter?
Daju: [This way of death is quite novel. I can understand if one male favorite died this way, but if ten of them died this way, isn't it too uniform? ]
Tian Xiaoxiao: [So I guess Song Yuanzhi must have used some tricks. Didn’t you say he practiced evil skills?]
Daju: [The Great Method of Collecting Yang. ]
Tian Xiaoxiao: [What are the benefits of practicing? ]
Daju: [The first is to keep his youthful appearance, and secondly, it can improve his evil mental skills, allowing him to change his body shape at will. Didn't he suddenly shrink last time? ]
Tian Xiaoxiao: [What is the effect of first night blood? ]
Daju: [Let him smell like a female body, and the male lovers will like him more. ]
Tian Xiaoxiao: [I really want to vomit! ]
Daju: [The basin is here, spit it out quickly! ]
Tian Xiaoxiao: [We agreed that the contracted beast must listen to the master. How can you treat your master like this? Quickly use your ability to suppress my disgust! ]
Daju: [Stop using your master's status to pressure me! ]
Tian Xiaoxiao: [Then I will spit on you. Yue! ]
Fortunately, Daju dodged quickly, otherwise he would have been covered in vomit.
Tian Xiaoxiao: [Qingchen, I feel like it’s not because of Song Yuanzhi’s behavior that I want to vomit, but, but, listen! My dad and the others are also vomiting, could it be, could it be that there is something wrong with the corpse?]
Sure enough, Tian Xingjian, the yamen runners, and the coroner were all vomiting in the yard next door.
Seeing this scene, his fairy beast was almost infected with vomiting disease.
Daju is not affected by any toxins from the human world, so naturally he doesn't feel anything.
But seeing the vomiting scene still affects him.
There is no other way, I can only leave my body temporarily to check.
Lin Yunzhi heard the sound of Tian Xiaoxiao vomiting in the room and hurried out to hug her.
As a result, Tian Xiaoxiao asked Lin Yunzhi to stop from a distance.
"Mom, please don't come over. You have a baby in your belly. I don't know what caused the vomiting. What if it's bacteria or a virus? It will affect my brother."
"Tell Ruozhu to find a doctor who can detoxify you first. Stay away. Then ask Yun Bo to seal off these two courtyards temporarily."
"Xiaoxiao, how are you? Why did you vomit suddenly?"
"Mom, I'm fine. Ugh! Ugh! Ugh! Anyway, you have to stay away from us. Also, cover your mouth and nose with a cloth, quickly, quickly! Others at home who don't have symptoms, also quickly cover their mouths and noses with thicker cloths."
Tian Xiwen, Tian Xiwu and Lin Bingsheng came back from school and passed by the yard. They smelled a strange smell and then they couldn't stop.
The situation got out of control and everyone vomited all their breakfast.
Lin Yunzhi looked at Tian Xiaoxiao in pain from afar and felt heartbroken.
But he immediately went back to the house, took out a few handkerchiefs and put them together to cover his mouth and nose.
"Xiaoxiao, Xiaoxiao, are you okay?" Lin Yunzhi called out to Tian Xiaoxiao.
"Mother, I'm fine. I don't feel any discomfort except vomiting. Please don't come over."
When Ruozhu heard Tian Xiaoxiao's instructions, he rushed to ask for the doctor.
Tian Xingjian was in the yard over there and had asked the coroner to cover his mouth and nose and to check again when he stopped vomiting. Something had gone wrong since the bodies were dug up, so the problem must be with these ten bodies.
Two coroners took turns examining the body but found nothing unusual.
Tian Xiaoxiao looked at the big orange dog lying motionless beside her. She checked his breath and found he was alive, but then he seemed dead again. She became panicked.
Tian Xiaoxiao: [Qingchen, Qingchen, where have you been? ]
Daju: [Check the corpse, stop making noise! ]
Tian Xiaoxiao: [I am about to throw up. Where did Song Yuanzhi, that bastard, get all these weird things? I ate a rotten melon and it made me sick!]
Everyone wanted to laugh but they no longer had the energy to do so. They were all vomiting violently.
Tian Xingjian resisted the urge to vomit and asked the runners to continue digging.
"In this case, the antidote might be on the next level. We want to vomit when we smell the bones because we want to protect what's hidden underneath them."
"If a normal person digs up a corpse, they will vomit and feel uncomfortable, so they will definitely not dig further. It just protects the layer below."
The bailiffs followed orders and dug another two meters down. Sure enough, they dug out more than a dozen boxes.
Tian Xingjian didn't even touch the boxes, but directly pried them open with an iron bar.
Get the antidote in the last box.
There were quite a lot of antidotes, thirty pills in total, just enough.
After taking the antidote, everyone stopped vomiting.
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