Listen to my heart in the morning and eat melons in the afternoon.

Ruozhu recounted the story of the melon he had just eaten from Tian Xiaoxiao's house, and everyone burst into laughter.

Although Yun Bo is old, he still laughs all the time.

It turned out that the shopkeeper had fallen in the oil depot all night and his face was bruised and swollen.

Fortunately, this season is not cold, otherwise saving a little money could cost lives.

Today's melon is quite happy, and I look forward to more happy melons.

Lin Yunzhi counted the things Yun Bo bought and found that he had missed a lot of necessities and the list was not complete, so he planned to go to the market by himself.

Tian Xiaoxiao clamored to go, and the maids and servants in the house rushed to go with Lin Yunzhi.

Tian Xiwen, Tian Xiwu, and Tian Lele were not at the front line of the melon-eating just now, but they will go along this time no matter what.

Although Tian Xingjian was busy, he actually wanted to go.

The oil shop owner with a bruised face and nose, the oil shop owner who fell in the oil all night, the oil shop owner who could even wring oil out of his hair, are rare in the world.

In the end, Yun Bo had to be left behind to look after the house, the yamen runners guarded the government office, and the Tian family went out to the street together.

The style of Shengjing is very different from that of Wucheng.

In Tian Xiaoxiao's opinion, the clothing of people in Shengjing City and Wucheng City were like those from two different dynasties. The clothing of Shengjing people was simple and ancient, with darker colors.

The clothing in Wucheng is fashionable and complex, with bright and cheerful colors.

When the people of Shengjing City saw Tian Xiaoxiao going out on the street, they pretended to buy things and wanted to get close to Tian Xiaoxiao to eat melons.

Tian Xiaoxiao: [Qingchen, eat some melons! ]

Daju: [, Hush, keep your voice down. The pork seller has two boils on his butt. He ate beef this morning. ]

Tian Xiaoxiao: [Beef is an irritant. The boil will start to fester.]

Daju: [His naughty little son put a few pebbles on the bench next to him this morning. Just wait and see, he will scream when he sits down.]

Everyone consciously slowed down their pace.

The pork shop owner was busy and only heard two voices talking, but he didn't notice that they were talking about him.

Sure enough, as soon as Daju finished speaking, the pork boss sat on the bench.

"Ahhh, who is this idiot who put stones on my bench?" The pork seller turned around to check the bench, and passers-by saw that his buttocks were wet with pus.

They all covered their mouths, wanting to laugh but not daring to.

When Tian Xiaoxiao saw this scene, she couldn't help laughing.

A child who was very close to the pork boss pointed at his butt and said, "Look, there are two puddles of water on Mr. Huang's butt. It smells a bit bad."

The pork boss's facial features were all squeezed together: "The boil on my butt, ouch, it hurts so much!"

Only then did everyone dare to laugh out loud.

Lin Yunzhi left the pork stall with a smile on his face.

He took Tian Xiaoxiao and the others to the carpenter's shop to order a set of tables and chairs, and also to make a few beds.

When he arrived at the carpenter's shop, Lin Yunzhi selected the wood and style, and ate some melons from the carpenter's shop.

Daju: [The Niu carpenter in the carpenter shop wears his underwear inside out. ]

Tian Xiaoxiao: [Pfft, how busy are you that you don’t even have time to put on your underwear properly?]

Daju: [He slept with his sister-in-law and was almost discovered by his wife, so he left his sister-in-law's house in a hurry without getting dressed properly and went straight to the carpenter's shop.]

Tian Xiaoxiao: [There were so many love affairs among ancient people, it shatters our worldview! ]

Daju: [It's strange. He originally wanted to marry his sister-in-law, but he didn't know that Yue's family had replaced her with their eldest daughter during the wedding.]

Tian Xiaoxiao: [Is his wife so ugly that she can't get married that he resorted to this desperate measure? ]

Daju: [His wife is pretty. ]

Tian Xiaoxiao: [This is a bit confusing, I can’t figure out the reason. ]

Daju: [When the two met, his wife fell in love with Carpenter Niu at first sight, and she tried her best to snatch her sister's marriage.]

Tian Xiaoxiao: [In ancient times, marriage was a one-time thing. Once they got married, entered the bridal chamber, and lifted the veil, they were together for life. Carpenter Niu is not giving up?]

Daju: [Carpenter Niu has given up, but my sister-in-law won’t! ]

Tian Xiaoxiao: [Tsk tsk tsk. When a girl chases a boy, she can catch him easily.]

When Carpenter Niu heard that his secret had been exposed, he lowered his head in shame.

Daju: [The sister-in-law, out of hatred for her sister's husband being taken away, teamed up with Carpenter Niu to give her sister a chronic poison.]

King bomb!

Tian Xiaoxiao: [As expected, adulterers and adulteresses have always been cruel and vicious. ]

Daju: [The elder sister is not a good person either. When she got married, she scratched her own younger sister’s face.]

Tian Xiaoxiao: […What a big word. It seems that there is no such thing as the most ridiculous thing, only more ridiculous things.]

Daju: [Carpenter Niu is also a love-struck man. His beautiful sister-in-law has her face ruined, and he feels guilty. He never leaves his sister-in-law and takes jobs everywhere, supporting her outside, so that she lives a life similar to that of his wife.]

Tian Xiaoxiao: [How can I take private jobs in this era? I might as well open my own shop and earn more.]

Daju: [He has worked in this carpenter's shop for more than ten years. The carpenter's shop has a large customer base, and most families in Shengjing City make furniture here.]

Daju: [Sometimes he would charge customers 10% lower than the price in the carpenter shop, but the wood used would remain the same, as he would use the wood from his shop. Customers who wanted to get a bargain would always ask him to make furniture.]

Tian Xiaoxiao: [Didn’t the carpenter boss notice?]

Daju: [You may have noticed it recently, because the wood in the carpenter's shop sometimes disappears, and the revenue has been decreasing year by year. This year's revenue has directly decreased by 30%. ]

Tian Xiaoxiao: [Leave some room for him so that we can meet again in the future! This is tantamount to stealing his job. The owner of the carpenter's shop will probably skin him alive to vent his anger.]

Daju: [It's too ugly to eat. His cooking skills are actually very good. If he sets up his own business, the first two years will be difficult at most, but he will eventually see the light.]

Tian Xiaoxiao: [Someone wants to go down a dead end. There is no way to stop him. He wants to make quick money and support his sister-in-law.]

Daju: [Your era was still better. Women could make money on their own and didn’t have to be someone else’s canary, locked in a cage.]

Tian Xiaoxiao: [Nowadays, women can also show their faces in public. My mother has many shops doing business.]

Daju: [So it’s still a problem with the mentality of some women. ]

Tian Xiaoxiao: [Qingchen, today he and his sister-in-law's residence were finally discovered, so he wore his underwear backwards and ran away? ]

Daju: [Correct understanding! Poor wife, with a beautiful face, she cannot get the love and care of her husband, and is always angry. Now her appearance is not much better than that of her disfigured sister-in-law.]

Tian Xiaoxiao: [The so-called appearance is determined by the mind, this is the truth! ]

Everyone watching: It turns out that mood can affect facial appearance. It seems that we need to be happier in the future.

Tian Xingjian’s inner thoughts: I can’t let Yunzhi get angry, I can’t let Yunzhi get angry, I can’t let Yunzhi get angry. I have to think about important things three times a day.

When the carpenter shop learned that the carpenter they hired, Niu, was such a person, they wanted to get angry, but the prefect said that they could not show that they could hear the young lady's thoughts.

He had no choice but to bear it and fired Carpenter Niu after Tian Xiaoxiao and the others left the shop.