Listen to my heart in the morning and eat melons in the afternoon.

Chapter 23 Song Yuansi is a man with low intelligence

Song Yuansi looked at his brother's yard, then looked at the yard behind him to make sure he was in the right place.

But who is the little girl in my brother's family?

He was just about to step forward to find out what was going on when he heard two voices in his ears.

[Qingchen, with Song Yuansi's intelligence, how did he become a puppet for his brother?] Tian Xiaoxiao wanted to know more about Song Yuansi.

[He is just a decoration, no need for intelligence. ]

Song Yuansi: Why do the people speaking these two voices sound a bit like me?

[No wonder she was slept with by her own brother. 】

Song Yuansi: How come Song Yuanzhi, this bastard, went around telling everyone about the fact that we slept together? No, my brother said no one knew about my existence, and no one knew that he had a twin brother. How did these two know? I want to find out.

[But didn’t you say that Song Yuanzhi was controlled by Song Yuansi because of this incident? ]

[Yes, this is the only thing he succeeded in, and the others failed.]

[Song Yuanzhi coaxed him and kept him from showing up in public, just to use Song Yuansi as a puppet. Otherwise, how would Song Yuanzhi have the time to appease his male favorites? ]

Song Yuansi: Song Yuanzhi, this villain, said that I was the only one, gave me money, provided me with opium, found me beautiful women, and occasionally let me satisfy my official addiction. So it turns out that he was just using me? I was deceived of my body and my feelings?

[What a strong taste, brothers. ]

[What's even more bizarre is that the bodies of the male lovers that Song Yuanzhi had killed were buried in the yard where Song Yuansi lived. Look, those cherry trees, these cherry trees here bloom beautifully every year.]

[It is said that the body was buried under the cherry blossoms, and the cherry blossoms were blooming beautifully. Is this true? ]

[I don’t know about that. You can check it out next year when the cherry blossoms bloom. ]

[Forget it, I'll definitely have to ask Dad to level the house next door.]

Song Yuansi listened to the two voices, but still didn't understand who this little girl was. How could the father she mentioned have the right to level his own house?

[Qingchen, when daddy is done with his work, we will go catch Song Yuansi. Will we find him in bed?]

[No, he's already here, at the small gate in the courtyard wall! ]

[I really want to meet this kind of dandy man who only knows how to eat, drink and have fun, has no ambition, has big breasts and no brains. ]

Song Yuansi: It’s better not to go out.

[He couldn't come because he was craving for cigarettes again. But he didn't have any more opium.]

[Is he going to find someone to buy it? ]

[After Song Yuanzhi left Shengjing, Song Yuansi captured several people to smoke opium with him. Now he wants to find those people to ask for opium to supply him.]

Song Yuansi: This little boy’s voice really understands me. It’s worth it that I have brought so many people to smoke opium together.

[Song Yuansi isn't a complete idiot! ]

[This idea was not his.]

【Who is that? 】

[A person who wanted to kill him. According to the laws of the Mingning Kingdom, if you smoke opium yourself, as long as you don't commit a crime, the state will not pursue you. However, if you drag others into it and let others provide you with opium, it is a capital crime.]

Song Yuansi was almost at the door of his house, but when he heard these words, he couldn't walk steadily.

After he got this clever idea, he was very proud of himself, thinking that he would never be short of opium again and would not have to sell his butt and beg for mercy in exchange for opium.

Little did I know that this pit would be a pit from which there is no escape!

Song Yuansi sat on the doorstep, lifeless.

But he was only decadent for a minute. Thinking of the wonderful feeling after inhaling, he couldn't stop.

Smoke, smoke today while you have cigarettes, don’t worry about the future.

[By the way, gold, didn’t you say that Song Yuanzhi also secretly hid a lot of gold? ]

[He never let Song Yuansi see the gold. To put it nicely, Song Yuansi is Song Yuanzhi's puppet, to put it bluntly, he is Song Yuanzhi's plaything.]

Song Yuansi has gone far away, his brother can save him, and his brother will definitely not let him die.

Let’s finish this cigarette first.

As Song Yuansi walked to the front door of his house, the yamen runners also stood at the door.

In the past, they found it very strange that even though Governor Song already had a mansion nearby, he still bought an extra house to live in.

Today, after listening to the two children’s voices, I realized that the person who lived here was never the Governor Song.

Prefect Song looks so much like her brother that no one recognized him for all these years.

The bailiffs tied up Song Yuansi without saying a word and threw him in the court.

Many people were watching.

The entire Shengjing city exploded instantly.

Everyone only now knows that Song Yuanzhi has a twin brother.

"Why are you tying me up? I'm the governor."

Song Yuan wanted to scare these yamen runners who were usually afraid of him.

"The prefect? ​​The prefect is sitting in the government office handling a case! Who do you think you are?"

"In the government office? Is my brother back?"

It seems that Song Yuansi's brain is indeed not enough. He is already confused, and his IQ drops to zero when he gets addicted to smoking.

When he looked up at Tian Xingjian sitting in the court, he grinned.

"Good brother, you are finally back. Asi has no more cigarettes and money. Asi will sleep with brother. Asi will give it to brother. Brother, Asi feels so bad. Asi wants cigarettes."

The spectators outside the court heard Song Yuansi's words and saw his nervous look, and felt pity and horror.

The people, who were sharp-eared and smart, figured out the trick.

He shouted loudly: "Wow, these two brothers are in love with each other. I've lived so long and this is the first time I've seen this. I'm so happy!"

"It's so dirty, throw him away!"

Someone in the crowd came today to see what happened to Song Yuanzhi, but he saw his brother first and heard such an explosive thing that he felt like he was going to miss his lunch.

However, just as the people were about to throw the rotten eggs, the yamen runners bowed and said, "Fellow villagers, please throw them another day. If you throw them in now, it will be difficult to clean the courtroom, and it will smell bad."

The people listened to the advice and put the rotten vegetable leaves and rotten eggs in their hands back into the basket.

Tian Xingjian signaled to begin the trial.

"The criminal Song Yuansi has no meritorious service, but he has repeatedly replaced his twin brother Song Yuanzhi as the governor of Shengjing, taking lives without mercy and harming the people."

"Five days ago, he illegally detained ten civilians and forced them to smoke opium. He should be executed according to the law."

"On September 9, the year of Renyin, while replacing Song Yuanzhi, he made arbitrary judgments and accepted bribes, resulting in the execution of innocent people in court."

"A commoner pretending to be a prefect should be executed according to the law."

"Excuse me, Song Yuansi, do you plead guilty?"

"Brother, I am innocent, how can I confess?"

Song Yuansi was brain-destroying and had completely lost his judgment, not to mention his IQ.

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