Listen to my heart in the morning and eat melons in the afternoon.

Chapter 21 Countless Melons Picked Up on the Road

Tian Xiwen, Tian Xiwu, and Tian Lele eavesdropped on their sister's thoughts and found out how Emperor Rui got the throne. It's true that no effort can compare to favoritism.

Fortunately, their old man treats them all equally.

Tian Xiaoxiao fell asleep while chatting with Daju, and the Tian family also fell asleep.

Daju started his nightly activities again.

He didn't know much about this strange nation, so he took this opportunity to eat more dreams and let Tian Xiaoxiao feel that there is no most strange thing, only even stranger things.

Dreams kept coming into Tian Xiaoxiao's mind.

The next day, as soon as the sky began to turn pale, Tian Xingjian ordered his troops to set off.

After leaving Qingshi Town, the Tian family finally breathed a sigh of relief.

When they were only twenty miles away from Shengjing, Tian Xiaoxiao and his companions encountered bandits.

However, this group of bandits seemed unprofessional.

First of all, there is no opening credits either.

Secondly, only ten people showed up.

Again, they are of different heights and weights, as if they were just temporary picks to make up the numbers.

[Oh my god, I didn't check the almanac before going out today. I didn't go out with good intentions, but how come I ran into bandits. ]

When Tian Xiaoxiao was a reporter, she learned dialects from all over the country. At this moment, she said this sentence in the Northeastern dialect, which made the entire Tian family team want to laugh.

A few bandits couldn't help laughing and were immediately scolded by their leader.

[These bandits have the will but not the courage. They are just a bunch of paper tigers. Have you ever seen a robber use an unsharpened knife as a weapon?]

The bandits looked at their knives carefully and found that they were indeed unsharpened. However, the knives were given to them by their leader and were said to be weapons made for them by the most powerful blacksmith in the world.

It seems that either the boss deceived them, or the blacksmith deceived the boss.

[I haven't seen it before. But if we are chopped by an unsharpened knife, we will be seriously injured if not killed, right?]

The bandits looked as if something had suddenly dawned on them.

The boss doesn't want them to get killed. It turns out that the boss is the person who loves them the most in the world.

[It won't cause any serious damage. Those weapons are just wrapped in a thin layer of tin foil, and the inside is bamboo. They will probably be cut off directly if they are chopped.]

The bandits thought: So this time the boss wants us to die, not to rob us of our wealth? The boss has changed, he doesn't love them anymore!

[Isn't this going to kill those bandits? Although robbery is wrong and one will go to jail if one robs with weapons, the mind of the person who made the weapon is really vicious.]

Bandits: This is our first time as bandits. We didn’t know we would go to jail for carrying weapons to rob. The leader only said that he would help us get rich, but didn’t say that he would send us to jail.

Qingchen read the bandits' minds and found them so adorable.

[The leader is the younger brother of Song Yuanzhi's younger brother's concubine's younger brother's brother's brother's brother's brother-in-law's younger brother.]

[Damn it, you could just say he was the younger brother of Song Yuanzhi's concubine's brother-in-law. What's the point of adding one more person? ]

[Because the concubine's younger brother's sister has no blood relationship with Song Yuanzhi's concubine. ]

[There are countless melons hidden in your sentence. I will eat them later. Let’s deal with the one in front of us first.]

[Song Yuanzhi did not return to Shengjing. Before he left, he told Song Yuan that if he did not return to Shengjing on time, he should let Song Yuansi intercept your father halfway and kill him directly.]

【We are almost there, why is he here so late? 】

[I almost forgot about it because I was so drunk and mentally ill. I just remembered it now and hurriedly found a group of new guys to be the robbers. They are what we see now! ]

The bandits on the opposite side are also acting like a dramatic figure.

Waving a bamboo sword wrapped in tinfoil, he pretended to be drunk and chopped down the tree in front of him. If there was no tree, he chopped down the mud on the ground.

In just a few hits, all the weapons were broken.

Then he suddenly sobered up and looked as if he was wondering who he was and where he was.

The nine bandits grumbled, wondering what evil wind had brought them here and that they had to go home and farm the land, and then they dispersed.

The thief complained as he ran away: "What's the point of robbing? My secrets have been exposed."

"Fuck, Fat Tiger is not a human being. He didn't even tell us that we would go to jail for robbery."

[Where did Song Yuansi find these funny guys? Don’t they know that robbery will lead to jail time? ]

[These nine people have just come from a remote area to seek refuge with the leader over there. They are illiterate and do not know the laws of Mingning. There is no village within 50 miles of their hometown. How can you let them know these things? ]

[Hey! But they escaped, which means they have good intentions! ]

[In this world, people with good intentions actually live worse than those with evil intentions! ]

The leader, Fat Tiger, was so scared that he peed and knelt on the ground begging for mercy:

"Please have mercy on me, my lord. I came here to intercept you because I was threatened. Please spare me because I failed to rob you!"

[This person can't be forgiven, he has so many scandals on his body. He has done a lot of things to bully men and women, and bully the weak! ] The big orange cat meowed.

[What bad things has he done?] Tian Xiaoxiao's curiosity was aroused again.

[In recent years, thanks to Song Yuanzhi, he has married ten concubines.]

[Ten rooms? Does he have the money to support so many women?]

[He often robs people on the road, and this road has become his territory. Today we know his background, and many people who don't know his background have obediently handed over money to save their lives.]

[No wonder he is so bold that he can rob money with a sword made of paper.]

[Song Yuanzhi has embezzled so much gold over the years. If even a tiny amount of it were left to him, he would be able to live comfortably and become a wealthy man.]

【Anything else? Anything else?】

[He has ten concubines, all of whom are cuckolds. He doesn't even know that they are sleeping with other men, and he is still working hard to make money to support them! ]

[Oh my, he is definitely the best man of the year! ]

[The children born to the concubine are not his bloodline. ]

[It seems that people should not commit sins, otherwise they will be punished in this life. ]

Fat Tiger was stunned when he heard what Tian Xiaoxiao and Daju were saying.

You work so hard every day, and live on the edge of a knife, but in the end the child is not yours?

The concubine uses the hard-earned money to support other men?

Fat Tiger lost his knife.

There was a "clang" sound.

The knife in his hand is a real knife, and he does have some real skills.

But right now he didn't want to say anything or do anything.

I just want to find a place to cry.

Fat Tiger turned around in despair and left the best robbery base that he had painstakingly built for more than ten years.