Listen to my heart in the morning and eat melons in the afternoon.

The next day, Tian Xingjian got up at the beginning of the morning, and Lin Yunzhi woke up all the children.

Tian Xiaoxiao was still asleep, so Ade dressed her and put a hat on her without having time to comb her hair.

Tian Xingjian made arrangements yesterday and planned to leave Wucheng quietly.

But when he opened the door, the street was full of people.

Men, women, old and young in Wucheng lit torches and held lanterns, waiting at the door of Tian's house, just to see Tian Xingjian off.

Take another look at their good county magistrate.

Tian Xingjian turned his back and wiped his eyes.

Then he straightened his clothes and bowed to all the people.

The people seemed to have telepathy and knelt down at the same time.

Li Deming, who had disguised himself as a commoner and came to see him off, was filled with awe when he saw this scene.

A voice in the crowd said:

"Master Tian, ​​please accept three bows from the people of Wucheng."

"First bow, thank you Sir Tian for saving my life."

All the people performed the first worship in unison.

After Tian Xingjian came to Wucheng, they had no worries about food and clothing and lived a rich life, which was a life-saving grace.

After the people bowed, Tian Xingjian lifted up his clothes and knelt on the ground.

"Mr. Tian, ​​thank the people of Wucheng for their trust!" Tian Xingjian kowtowed in return.

An unknown man in the crowd:

"Second bow, thank you Master Tian for giving me a new life."

All the children in Wucheng had the opportunity to study. Two hundred years after the founding of the Ming Ning Kingdom, Wucheng finally had its own top scholar.

"Wucheng is a place of outstanding people and beautiful scenery. I, Tian, ​​have only done what I should do and do not deserve such a generous gift." Tian Xingjian's voice was particularly loud this morning, echoing over Wucheng.

"Third bow, the people of Wucheng wish Sir Tian a safe and smooth journey!"

"I wish Mr. Tian a bright future and a safe and smooth journey!"

"I wish Mr. Tian a bright future and a safe and smooth journey!"

"I wish Mr. Tian a bright future and a safe and smooth journey!"

The voices of the people resounded throughout Wucheng.

"Tian also wishes that all your wishes come true! Thank you to the people of Wucheng for your love for me over the past 18 years. We will see you later!"

"Take care, Master Tian!"

Tian Xiaoxiao woke up and was shocked by the scene before her.

[Qingchen, are these people here to see my father off? ]

[Well, your father is a good official. The people of Wucheng are grateful for his kindness and have come to see him off.]

[This scene is so sad. I, I can feel that everyone is about to cry. ]

【The only thing that makes one sad and heartbroken is separation! 】

[Oh, you are so knowledgeable! ]

[I am already very knowledgeable, but you just haven't discovered it.]

[Are you well-read? I think you are a very learned person, right? ]

[Hehe, you figured it out. But I am really knowledgeable and talented! ]

Daju also felt that the farewell scene made him want to cry, so he prepared to eat some melons to make everyone laugh and be cheerful, so that life would be sweeter and happier.

[You had a dream last night. An old man named Wang from the west of the city was chewing a big bone while eating. His tooth was knocked out and he accidentally ate it. Can you give me some advice on how to get the tooth out?] From Tian Xiaoxiao's melon.

The people ate melons quietly.

Well, this is a little funny. Old man Wang is so unlucky!

[Isn't it easy? Can't you just take some laxatives and pull the tooth out? But why do you need to pull it out? The tooth will naturally come out when the time comes, right?]

[You don’t even know what you are dreaming about? Old Man Wang’s tooth is a gold tooth. A gold tooth! ]

[It really needs to be taken out as soon as possible, otherwise if it accidentally ends up in someone else's toilet, it will be hard to explain.]

[Wow, Qingchen, now that you put it like that, the picture comes to mind! ]

The people were also led by them and imagined that kind of scene.

[Lord Li got up in the dark this morning to send your father off, and his clothes were on backwards.]

Li Deming, who was mixed in with the people, had not yet reacted. He was still wondering where the two childish voices came from. Wasn't the content of their discussion too close to the people?

The melon fell on his head.

Several people who were closer to Li Deming saw it.

"So this is the new county magistrate."

"You don't look very good, not as good as Mr. Tian!"

"It is said that Lord Li is also a good official."

"Do you know Lord Li?"

"I don't know him. That's what the bailiffs said."

"Then he is probably a really good official."

Only then did Li Deming realize that the person the people were talking about was him.

I quickly looked at my clothes and found that they were on backwards.

He was not good-looking to begin with, and he wore his clothes backwards, which looked funny.

What was rare was that Li Deming did not panic. Instead, he greeted the people first, and then took off his clothes and put them back on in front of everyone.

Tian Xingjian saw that the time was almost up and gave the order to set off.

Tian Xiaoxiao and Daju were walking and eating melons, and the people of Wucheng followed behind them.

The sadness of seeing each other off along the ten-mile long street just now faded a lot.

[The beef soup at Sun Kee Beef Ramen will taste a little strange today.] Daju said.

【What's strange? 】

[The boss's son's hands were shaking, so he put the wrong ingredients in. After eating ramen, people probably have to sleep for the whole day.]

Did he add wine?

[Well, but those who are not afraid of getting drunk can go and have a taste. What he poured in was his daughter's red wine that he had treasured for 30 years! ]

[How could such a low-level mistake be made? ]

[The reason was that his daughter finally got married, and he was so happy that he opened a jar of daughter's red wine last night. His son didn't know when he was boiling the soup, so he poured the wine into the pot.]

[The smell of alcohol was so strong, but his son couldn't smell it? ]

[This world is so wonderful, there are countless coincidences, one after another. His son has caught a cold these days and can't smell anything. ]

[The jars can be distinguished, right? Don't say he can't see! ]

[It's not that he can't see, it's that all the jars and pots in his house look exactly the same, so he can't tell them apart.]

Is this obsessive compulsive disorder?

【Full marks for the answer! 】

[Tsk tsk tsk, thirty-year-old daughter's red wine, just hearing about it makes me want to have a sip. ]

A few people in the crowd who were craving for wine had already agreed to send Lord Tian out of the city and go eat beef noodles when they came back.

[A few strangers came to Wucheng, and they never used toilet paper to wipe their butts. ]

【Wipe with your hands? 】

[You know all this? ]

[There is a country in our area where people don’t use paper anymore, they use their hands instead.]

People want to laugh. This world is so strange!

[They want to come to Wucheng to do business and make hand-pulled pancakes! ]

[Oh my god, don't eat it. The E. coli count is seriously exceeded. It's more than ten times higher than the E. coli count in Lao Chen's tofu. You will probably have diarrhea for several days after eating it once.]

Some people in the crowd laughed out loud, and others finally came out of the sadness of parting.

Tian Xingjian and his group walked away.