Listen to my heart in the morning and eat melons in the afternoon.

Daju: [Some time ago, the old leader of Baichuan Sect wanted to select a new leader from among more than a hundred disciples. The conditions were that he must be talented and brave! The most important thing was that he must not be afraid of his wife! As a result, when the old leader said: Those who are afraid of their wives stand on the right, and those who are not afraid stand on the left! Most people immediately ran to the right, leaving only the big disciple who was strong and had good kung fu standing on the left.]

Tian Xiaoxiao: [Did this eldest disciple finally become the sect leader? ]

Daju: [There is a twist, just listen. The king was very happy and asked him the reason, and he said his wife said: "I am not allowed to squeeze in crowded places..."]

Tian Xiaoxiao: [Haha, this is the highest level of being henpecked.]

Daju: [In the end, the position of the sect leader fell to the youngest disciple.]

Tian Xiaoxiao: [Is it only the young disciple who is not afraid of his wife? ]

Daju: [Only the young disciple has not yet started a family, so there is no such thing as being afraid of his wife. ]

Tian Xiaoxiao: [If the young disciple is still afraid of his wife after getting married, should he continue to be the sect leader? ]

Daju: [The wives of Baichuanmen regretted when they learned that their husbands lost the chance to take over the position of head because they were afraid of their wives.]

Tian Xiaoxiao: [The method of selecting the headmaster seems to be something the old headmaster came up with on purpose, just to rectify the trend of Baichuanmen disciples being afraid of their wives, right?]

Daju: [It seems that nowadays, the disciples of Baichuan Sect love their wives and discuss things with each other instead of doing things one-size-fits-all.]

Tian Xiaoxiao: [The old sect master is truly a wise man.]

Daju: [There were two misers in Shengjing City who became friends a long time ago. ]

Tian Xiaoxiao: [If two misers become friends, it depends on who is more stingy. ]

Crowd: Are you talking about Xu Shan and Wu Neng? They are the famous misers in Shengjing City.

In the crowd, Xu Shan and Wu Neng were eating melons: It's over, the melon exploded on their heads. But they also wanted to eat the melon that Miss Tian was eating.

Big Orange: [The birthdays of two misers are not far apart. A's birthday is earlier. On A's birthday, B brought an egg to A to celebrate his birthday and said, "It's your birthday, brother. I'm giving you a fat chicken, but it's a little tender."]

Tian Xiaoxiao: [What a talent! He can even call an egg a tender chicken.]

Big Orange: [A said nothing and accepted the egg. Not long after, it was B's birthday. A cut a few newly grown bamboos and carried them to B to celebrate his birthday, saying: "My dear brother, I am giving you ten kilograms of fresh bamboo shoots for your birthday, but they are a little old."]

The onlookers said: Both of them are masters and they are so consistent in their work.

A and B lowered their heads and returned home in shame.

Now the people in the city know the virtues of these two people, and they will stay away from such extreme misers in the future.

Tian Xiaoxiao: [This reminds me of the story of a miser who had two fingers sticking up when he was dying, and his family didn’t know why. Finally, his wife rushed back and snuffed out a wick, and the miser died. It turned out that he hadn’t died because the lamp at home had used two wicks that day.]

Daju: [What you said is also excellent. ]

Crowd: The world is so big that nothing is impossible. Ms. Tian is really well-informed.

Tian Xiaoxiao: [Are there any other melons to eat in Shengjing City? ]

Daju: [There is a barber in the south of the city. There are only two people in the barber's family. The barber is fifty years old and has a thirty-year-old son. This son is very lazy and never works. He doesn't even do things like sweeping the floor for his father. His food, clothing, housing and transportation are all provided by the barber.]

Tian Xiaoxiao: [Is this thirty-year-old man doing nothing but sitting at home and waiting to die? ]

Daju: [The barber was worried about his son, so he took his son to a fortune teller. The fortune teller said that the barber could live to be 80 years old, and his son could live to be 62 years old.]

Daju: [After the son learned about his father’s and his own life span, he was very worried.]

Tian Xiaoxiao: [Is this lazy son afraid that the barber will die first and no one will support him? ]

A barber happened to pass by with his load on his shoulder and also stopped to eat the melon.

Daju: [The barber comforted his lazy son and said, "Don't be sad! You are only thirty years old, and you still have thirty-two years of good life to live!"]

Big Orange: [The lazy son replied: "I am not worried about my own life span, but your life span makes me sad."]

Crowd of spectators, how can there be such an unfilial son in the world!

Daju: [The barber was deeply moved by his son’s words and said with tears in his eyes: “You don’t have to be too sad! I still have 30 years to live!”]

Daju: [The son said: "I am not concerned about your life span. I have carefully calculated that if you die two years earlier than me, who will support me for the remaining two years?"]

Tian Xiaoxiao: [Is this kind of son raised to collect debts? However, all problem children come from problem families. Is the barber too doting on his lazy son? ]

Daju: [The shoemaker's lazy son was a sickly kid since he was young. His mother didn't want to raise such a son and left.]

Tian Xiaoxiao: [This is not a reason for the barber to spoil the child. ]

Daju: [I think the barber will realize his mistake only after a few years when he can no longer work! ]

The onlookers: We have to teach our children the skills to make a living.

Tian Xiaoxiao: [The shoemaker's son is the only one in Mingning who lives off his parents to this extent. People say that parents who love their children will plan for them in the long run. If they don't teach them the skills to survive and plan and complete everything for them, the ending will be very tragic! ]

Tian Xiaoxiao had seen many such people who relied on their parents for support in her previous life, and in the end their families were ruined.

Shoemaker: Miss Tian is right. I really shouldn't go on like this. If I go back I will cut off his supply. I have to work to have food to eat.

The onlookers seemed to suddenly understand, it is true that listening to your words is better than reading for ten years!

Tian Xiaoxiao walked up to a stall selling dolls. The vendor was not at the stall. Looking at the dolls on the stall, Tian Xiaoxiao felt very strange.

Tian Xiaoxiao: [Qingchen, do you think these dolls are a little weird? ]

Daju: Not bad. After studying the Tiangang techniques for a while, I can now see the tricks. You are a teachable kid.

Daju: [It's not just a little weird, it's a lot weird! ]

Tian Xiaoxiao: [I don’t know exactly what’s wrong, can you tell me? ]

Daju: [These dolls are all made of locust wood. ]

Tian Xiaoxiao: [Huaimu, Huaimu, wait, let me think about it. ]

Tian Xiaoxiao seemed to have some memories about locust wood in her mind.

She was silent for a moment.

Tian Xiaoxiao: [Qingchen, I remember now, locust trees attract ghosts! ]

Daju: It turns out that the God chose this master for me.

Daju: [Sharp eyes! ]

The onlookers also came over and asked, how come they couldn't see the weirdness on the dolls?

At this time, the vendor hurried back.