Siheyuan: Three slaps slapped my brother Shazhu

"Brother Damao, would you like to have a drink tonight?"

"How about using your kitchen and calling Uncle San?"

"That's great! Your sister-in-law Xiao'e is not at home, and I'm worried about what to eat in the evening."

"Tell Jie Chengye that we should have a good drink tonight. I have some food at home. I'll go and clean it up now!"

"Let me take care of the kitchen. Brother Damao, can you get some wine?"

"Here, I'll give you the key. I'll go get some wine first. It's a good time to call Uncle San!"

He Yushui and Xu Damao were talking to themselves. One took the key and went to Xu Damao's kitchen, and the other turned around and went out to buy some wine. No one paid any attention to the people in the Central Courtyard and went about their business.

When Yan Fugui brought Yan Jiecheng over, they also brought over the bag of fruit that He Yushui had stuffed into her.

"Teacher Yan, what are you doing? Didn't I tell you to give it to Jie Di? Why did you bring it back?"

"There are too many, the little girl can't eat it all. I'll bring some back for you. Little girls must like to eat fruits." Yan Fugui said.

"Uncle, guess who gave the rain water to these fruits?" Xu Damao winked and started to keep the secret.

"I'll go serve the food, you guys chat first."

"Sister Yu Shui, let me help you." Yan Jiecheng followed He Yu Shui to the kitchen to serve the dishes.

I added some sugar to the fried peanuts, tore the roast duck into pieces and put it into the oven in the system space. After it was baked, I sprinkled it with barbecue seasoning and chili powder, stir-fried some spicy and sour potato shreds, and fried some pretzels.

"Sister Yushui, your skills are amazing!" Yan Jiecheng praised sincerely.

"Thanks for the compliment!"

When the two of them brought the dishes into the room, Liu Haizhong happened to see them. He stood at the door, wanting to go in but not daring to. He was really afraid of this lunatic He Yushui.

"This roast duck?" Yan Fugui asked puzzledly.

"This is the main reason why Jia Zhang and Banggen destroyed my kitchen. They were looking for this roast duck." He Yushui said helplessly.

"Come on, have a drink first, and we'll talk in detail later!" Xu Damao asked Yan Jiecheng to pour the wine, and then the four of them raised their glasses.

"This roast duck can be cooked like this, it's amazing!"

"It's so delicious, the bones are crispy and it smells so good!" Xu Damao said with a smile while gnawing on a duck wing.

“Sister Yushui, why don’t I just recognize you as my master and teach me how to cook.” Yan Jiefang said with a smile.

"It's not a big deal for me to do odd jobs every day, alas!"

"Brother Jie Cheng, I remember you are also a high school student, right? I will ask my friend tomorrow to see if the textile factory still needs people."

Yan Fugui's eyes lit up and he said quickly: "Yushui, do you know anyone at the textile factory? Then you must help your brother Jie Cheng!"

"Okay, I'm going there tomorrow, I'll ask for you then." He Yushui agreed. She thought it would be better to teach a man to fish than to give him a fish. This way, having an extra person earning a salary would make the family more relaxed. She planned to take the third aunt with her to do some small business.

"Yushui, if this works, our whole family will thank you."

"Come, let me toast you." Yan Fugui stood up directly.

"Teacher Yan, you are our elder, please sit down and let us drink slowly." He Yushui quickly stood up and held Yan Fugui down.

"By the way, Yushui, can you tell me what happened tonight?" Xu Damao was very curious and felt that he had missed a good show.

"Yes, sister Yushui, just tell me. We were all kept at home by my father and didn't dare to go to watch the fun. It was so chaotic outside that I was really anxious." Yan Jiecheng asked curiously.

"It's a long story. Come, let's have a drink first!" He Yushui raised his glass, and the four people at the table drank another glass.

He Yushui then told her everything that happened from the moment she brought the roast duck into the house to the moment she returned home in the evening and the kitchen was vandalized.

"Awesome! Sister, you are really awesome. You even dare to set fire to the house. From now on, you are my Sister Yu!" Xu Damao raised his finger to show thumbs up.

"Yes! Yu Shui, why are you so brave? What are you thinking?" Yan Jiecheng asked.

"In fact, Yu Shui did the right thing. This is how it should be. This time, Yu Shui taught the Jia family a lesson that they will never forget. They will never dare to provoke Yu Shui again."

"And it's not just the Jia family. I dare say that no one in the entire courtyard dares to cause rain."

"After all, the most feared are those who are not afraid of death, and Yu Shui is a madman who does not care about his life. This is a great move!"

I have to say that Yan Fugui is a scholar and he has a very sharp insight into things.

“In fact, as long as the gap between people widens, the other party will slowly change from looking down on you to looking up to you, and then you will become unattainable.”

"Right now, the distance between us has not been widened yet, so we can only compete to see who is braver and who can take risks!"

"Besides, I am just one person, my father and my brother. Even if the Jia family put a knife to my neck and threatened me to stop, it would be impossible. So I have no weaknesses and I am not afraid!"

After He Yushui finished speaking, Xu Damao started clapping.

"Sister Yu, you will be my Sister Yu from now on. Really, I really admire you. I, Xu Damao, have never admired anyone before. You are the first one!"

"I regret not coming back earlier. Otherwise, you wouldn't have to take off your shoes. My size 43 shoes are even smoother!"

After Xu Damao finished speaking, the other three people all laughed.

Liu Haizhong went home so angry that he slammed the table. Listening to the laughter coming from Xu Damao's house and smelling the faint fragrance wafting over, he was almost pissed to death.

But when I thought about the old man who was spanked twice with the soles of his shoes tonight and he was not spanked, I felt much better instantly.

Although he wanted to go in and have some drinks, he really didn't dare to. He could only walk back and forth in the backyard, hoping that the people drinking would see him and call him in.

"Dad, the second uncle is strolling back and forth in the yard. Is he trying to digest his food?" Yan Jiecheng was sitting by the window and could see clearly.

"This old guy is really thoughtful. He probably wants to come in and drink some wine, but he doesn't dare to because he is afraid of the rain!"

"You didn't hit him in the rain tonight, did you? Hahaha!" Yan Fugui said and then laughed.

"I didn't hit him. The key point is that he didn't come up to pull me. I was so excited about smoking at that time that I couldn't tell who was who. Anyway, I would hit whoever came to pull me!" He Yushui also laughed after saying this.

"Okay, I'll go call him in, before he turns around and collapses the ground in the yard!" Xu Damao said jokingly.

"Second uncle, what are you doing? Are you helping me digest my food?"

Xu Damao leaned against the door frame and said in a mean tone.

"Exercise. How can you digest the food if you can't even eat enough?" Liu Haizhong said unhappily.

"Then come in and have a drink! Are you coming?" Xu Damao raised his eyebrows.

"What about her?" Liu Haizhong pointed into the room and asked in a vigilant tone.

"Who? Rainwater? Hahahaha! Come in!"

"I promise that Sister Yu won't beat you with the sole of her shoe!"