Siheyuan: Three slaps slapped my brother Shazhu
Chapter 187 Do you want to eat fried pork with belt?
"Dad! Why did you come back just now? You scared me to death!"
As soon as the four people entered the yard, Sha Zhu rushed out of the room, hugged He Daqing, and checked He Daqing up and down, fearing that something had happened to He Daqing outside.
"What could possibly happen to me? Or are you just hoping something bad will happen to me?"
"Get out of my way! Don't delay me from watching TV!"
He Daqing pushed Sha Zhu away and staggered back into the house.
He Yushui is a bit funny, and He Daqing's slightly tipsy state is really interesting.
"Yushui, since Dad went to look for you, why didn't you come back and tell me? Do you know how many times I looked for you outside today?"
"I almost reported it to the police, but Dad was with you. Don't you know I would be worried?"
Sha Zhu grabbed He Yushui who was about to go back to the house to rest, and vented all his fear and worry that he had felt today.
Before He Yushui could raise his leg to kick him, Sha Zhu held his head and screamed, because He Daqing had already hit him on the head with a broom.
"I asked you to speak, I asked you to speak. Since you blame your sister, don't you know why I left?"
"If you hadn't thoughtlessly found a few irrelevant people to come back for the New Year, would I have flipped the table? Would I have been able to leave? And you dare to blame your sister? I'll beat you to death, you unfilial son!"
He Daqing chased Sha Zhu in the yard with a broom, beating him all over the yard.
"Dad! Stop hitting me, I was wrong!"
"I don't blame my sister. It's all my fault. It's my fault!"
Sha Zhu was hit hard by He Daqing with a broom and screamed in pain. He Yushui just stood aside and watched, with no intention of stopping him.
Bah! You deserve it! You deserved to be beaten to death.
Because during dinner, He Daqing was forced to drink some wine by Mr. Hu, and he started to talk about how he got out and the whole cause and effect.
He Yushui didn't expect that He Daqing would actually overturn the table for her.
"Yu Shui, please try to persuade Dad! He wants to beat me to death!" Sha Zhu hid and asked He Yu Shui for help.
He Yushui looked at He Daqing panting while holding the broom, and was afraid that the old man would hit him again, so he quickly reached out and grabbed him.
"Okay, old man, go back and listen to the radio!"
"If you beat him to death, your He family will be extinct. Hurry and get inside. It's so cold, you may not be cold, but I am!"
As He Yushui spoke, he dragged He Daqing back into the house.
Sha Zhu covered his head with bruises and stood in the yard, unable to cry.
"If you dare to piss off this old man again, I will break your legs!"
"I don't know how you managed to live to this age when you were so stupid. You are not only a freak, but also a miracle!"
"You can never tell the difference between what is important and what is not. You are such a fool!"
He Yushui glared at Sha Zhu fiercely, then turned and left, slamming the door shut with a deafening sound.
If we were to say which family was the happiest in the yard today, it would probably be the Jia family. Jia Zhang and Qin Huairu found an excuse to help Sha Zhu clean up the house. Although the table was overturned and the dishes were smashed on the ground, many of the dishes were turned upside down on the ground by bowls. Except for a little mud at the bottom, the rest were clean.
Now, Jia Zhang and her mother-in-law brought all the food back to their home. These were all meat and vegetables, and the whole family was eating with great delight. They didn't care why He Daqing overturned the table.
Jia Zhang even hoped that He Daqing would overturn the table a few more times. In this way, she wouldn't have to spend money to buy vegetables. How great!
New Year's Day
He Yushui lay in bed. When she thought about how cold it was outside, she didn't want to get up. It was vacation anyway and there was nothing to do, so she might as well stay in bed.
"Boss! Boss! Someone is calling you outside!" After a while, the system Xiaolu started to remind He Yushui that someone was looking for him outside.
"Who is this in such a cold weather? It's really annoying enough!"
"It'd better be something. If not, and you disturb my sleep, I'll show you how I can torture you!"
He Yushui put on his clothes while cursing, left the system space, walked to the door, and opened it directly.
"Sister Yu, Happy New Year! I'm here to wish you a happy new year!" Xie Tian was carrying things with a playful smile on his face. When he saw He Yushui open the door, he wanted to squeeze into the house.
"It's New Year's Day, why are you running around here instead of staying at home with your parents?"
"Do you know I'm still sleeping? You better come to me if you have something to ask, or I'll blow your head off!"
He Yushui walked into the house expressionlessly. When she saw Xie Tian, he seemed to have come to her home and made herself a cup of tea.
Of course, she took her tea and her cup. She opened her cabinet familiarly and took out the tea.
"Sister Yu, can you not be so cruel? You want to blow my head off at every turn. Didn't I come to wish you a happy new year?"
"I also know that you must have slept in at home. My parents insisted that I come. If I hadn't told you, you might not have gotten up yet. My parents asked me to come at six in the morning."
He Yushui twitched the corners of her mouth. After hearing what Xie Tian said, it seemed like something Uncle Xie and Aunt Song would do.
Before He Yushui could recover, Wang Zhen came with something in his hand.
"Are you here to wish everyone a happy new year as well?" He Yushui said unhappily.
"Who else is coming?" Wang Zhen asked curiously.
"Hehehe! You can say that my brother Zhen and I have a tacit understanding. I also just arrived and was almost eaten alive by Sister Yu!" Xie Tian squeezed his head out of the door frame and said with a grin, but was slapped in the face by He Yushui and his head retracted again.
"Yushui, I'm here to invite you to my house for dinner. My father asked me to treat you." Wang Zhen was a little embarrassed and scratched his head awkwardly.
He was almost dizzy from his father's nagging at home, and he insisted that he come over and invite Yu Shui home for dinner.
It's New Year's Day, and when you visit someone's home, you definitely can't go empty-handed. Isn't this a disguised way of asking for gifts?
He just said a few words in defense, and his father was so angry that he almost whipped him. He had no choice but to bite the bullet and come to ask He Yushui for help.
"Uncle Wang is so partial. He has never invited me to your house for dinner!" Xie Tian said with a pout.
"Do you want to eat fried shredded pork with belt? If you want, you can eat it today!" Wang Zhen's words made Xie Tian feel that his butt started to hurt.
He had seen how Wang Hongjun beat Wang Zhen. The belt made a rattling sound in the air, which was scary to watch. If it hit his butt, his butt would definitely be broken.
"Today or tomorrow? Or any of these days?" He Yushui didn't care whether it was Chinese New Year or not. It was his first time visiting someone's home and he couldn't go empty-handed, so he just went!
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