Siheyuan: Three slaps slapped my brother Shazhu

The deaf old lady knocked on the door for a long time, but no one came out. She could only smell a rich fragrance and the sound of laughter and clinking glasses.

"Xu Damao, you little bastard, open the door! Open the door!"

The deaf old lady started banging on the door with her cane, cursing as she banged on it.

"Xiao'e! Xiao'e, are you in there? Please open the door for me, the old lady, and let me in!"

"Xu Damao, I know you can hear me, come and open the door for me!"

In fact, Lou Xiao'e had already heard the voice of the deaf old lady. When she wanted to stand up and open the door, He Yushui pushed her down.

"Sister Xiao'e, I don't like the old lady. Wait until we finish eating and then go open the door for her!" He Yushui said bluntly.

Then Lou Xiao'e sat down and did not dare to get up to open the door. She knew that He Yushui hated being disturbed while eating, and she did not dare to offend him.

Then everyone at the table pretended not to hear and started toasting each other. Even the little girl Yan Jie Di pretended not to hear and gulped down her soda on purpose.

Liu Haizhong's family had already heard the deaf old lady knocking on the door, and were standing under the eaves watching the fun.

Even the Jia family in the central courtyard heard the noise. The mother-in-law and daughter-in-law came out to watch the fun, stretching their heads to look towards the backyard.

"Mom, it's really strange, why didn't the rain come out?"

"Yes, I only heard the old woman's voice and no other voice. What is going on?" Jia Zhang was also confused.

"Mom, go call an old man and ask him to go and take a look, and we will watch the fun." Qin Huairu instigated.

"Okay, I'll go right away." Jia Zhang ran quickly to the uncle's house, just like a big black rat.

"Uncle, aunt, go and have a look. The old lady is making a scene outside Xu Damao's house."

"Go and have a look quickly. The old lady has been making a fuss at the door for a long time!" Jia Zhang shouted while knocking on the door of the eldest uncle Yi Zhonghai's house.

In fact, Yi Zhonghai and his wife had heard it a long time ago, but they just pretended not to hear it.

She wanted to see what tricks the old lady had, but this was the result? My goodness, she didn't even open the door for her, and she ate and drank as usual without paying any attention to her.

"Lao Yi, why don't you go out and take a look at what's going on?" said an old lady.

Then Yi Zhonghai opened the door and followed Jia Zhang to the door of Xu Damao's house in the backyard.

Then I saw the deaf old lady sitting at the door of Xu Damao's house, slapping her thighs and crying at the door. The door of Xu Damao's house was not even opened and no one came out.

"Come out, all of you, do you still understand how to respect the elderly and love the young? Let the old lady sit at the door!"

"Xu Damao, He Yushui, Yan Fugui, do you still have any conscience?"

"Come out quickly, I know you are in there!"

Yi Zhonghai knocked on the door desperately, making it bang loudly.

"Jie Di, are you full?" He Yushui asked while rubbing Yan Jie Di.

"I'm full, Sister Yushui!" Yan Jiedi said, patting her belly.

"Teacher Yan, three aunts, what about you?" He Yushui asked.

"I'm full. I've been full a long time ago." Yan Fugui also stood up dizzy and said.

"I want to see what this old dog Yi is trying to do!" Xu Damao stood up slowly, holding an empty wine bottle in his hand and went to open the door.

"Hey uncle, why are you knocking on my door so hard?"

"If you break my door, are you going to replace it with a new one?"

As soon as Xu Damao opened the door, he saw so many people standing at the door, and he was so scared that he almost sobered up.

"I just want to ask you if you heard the old lady knocking on the door in the room!" Yi Zhonghai asked angrily.

"No! We were chatting and drinking, so how could we have the time to listen to the noise outside!" Xu Damao argued.

Liu Haizhong saw that he was holding a bottle of wine in his hand, wow, it was Maotai!

He was so angry that he immediately lost his mind. He didn't even take him with him when drinking Moutai, and he didn't even take Yan Laokou with him. He was so angry.

"How can you bully others like this? You eat meat and drink wine in the house without even opening the door. This is simply treason!"

Liu Haizhong added the finishing blow.

Anyway, if you don't bring him along when you drink, he'll just add fuel to the fire!

"Yes! You were enjoying a great time in the room. I don't believe you didn't hear anything. We all heard it in the middle courtyard!" Jia Zhang jumped out.

"Yes!" We heard it too.

"That's right, that's right, and we heard it too!"

The neighbors living nearby all talked about it.

"So what if you heard it? It's my door. I can open it when I want to, and not open it when I don't want to. What does it have to do with you?" Xu Damao was not afraid at all. Except for Sha Zhu, he had never been afraid of anyone in this yard.

Unfortunately, the factory had a special meal today, and Shazhu went out to cook, and he hasn’t come back yet.

"I think we need to hold a meeting of the whole institute, don't you think so, uncle?"

"Let everyone see who did the right thing in this matter!" Jia Zhang said loudly, with a proud expression on her face.

"Yes, we must hold a meeting of the entire institute!" Everyone wanted to watch the fun.

Then a meeting of the entire hospital was held. He Yushui shook his head without saying a word. The third aunt took out a long bench and took Lou Xiaoe to sit down.

He Yushui grabbed a handful of melon seeds for the two of them and squeezed onto the long bench to watch the fun, as if she was not involved.

Xu Damao and Yan Fugui are standing together. They are men, and they are both caught in the crossfire. Hahaha!

"Now let's talk about the old lady knocking on the door. You know that everyone in our compound is a filial comrade. The old lady is a martyr's relative and also the ancestor of our compound. If you don't respect the elderly, you are smearing the character of our compound. People like this should be criticized!"

Yi Zhonghai stood up and said sanctimoniously.

He is worthy of being called the Lord of Morality. After hearing this, He Yushui wanted to applaud him!

This old man is really good at talking. He is even more annoying than in the TV series.

"Uncle, which do you think is better, the black fish or the big carp tonight?"

"I think the carp is still a little bit lacking, what do you think?" Xu Damao muttered softly.

"I think so too. Besides, black fish doesn't have bones, so it tastes more tender."

"Yushui and I are going fishing tomorrow. If we catch another black fish, I'll keep it for ourselves to eat, and then I'll let Yushui do the hard work!"

"That's great! As usual, I'll bring some wine!" Xu Damao and Yan Fugui stood together, both feeling a little dizzy. They didn't listen to what Yi Zhonghai said at all.

They are just like students in a classroom, with the teacher talking at the top and them talking at the bottom!

The two stood together and discussed which fish would be better for making sauerkraut fish.