Siheyuan: Three slaps slapped my brother Shazhu

"If you have something to say, just say it. If you have to fart, just fart. You're giving me goosebumps just by looking at me like this!"

He Yushui looked at Sha Zhu as if he was an idiot.

In fact, she knew what Sha Zhu wanted to ask her. After all, his staring eyes just now had already exposed his thoughts.

"I want to ask how you and the lesbian just now met?"

After a long time of trying, Sha Zhu finally managed to utter these words.

"none of your business?"

"You want to ask if she has a boyfriend? I advise you to be a toad wanting to eat swan meat. It's wishful thinking!"

"When dating someone, you should not only look at the other person's conditions, but also your own conditions!"

"You're old, smelly, broke, and more importantly, you have no future. How could someone like you be attracted to you?"

"I advise you to go to bed! It's daytime now, so it's a good time to daydream."

He Yushui's little mouth was like a machine gun, firing at Sha Zhu without even paying attention to his face which changed from blue to red, then purple.

"Dad! Do you think she looks down on me so much?"

Shazhu felt a little aggrieved and looked completely depressed.

He Daqing was also a little at a loss. His daughter's mouth was sharper than a knife, and the words she said were so hurtful!

Not to mention that his son couldn't accept it, he himself found it a little hard to accept when he heard it.

"Son, don't be discouraged. Your destiny hasn't arrived yet. When it does, you will naturally be able to meet the girl you like."

He Daqing didn't dare to attack Sha Zhu and could only comfort him with insincere words.

He Yushui returned to her small kitchen and started busying herself. She planned to make a braised pork stew with potatoes, boil a few sausages, stir-fry shredded cabbage, and tomato and egg soup. The Liu brothers had been busy helping out this morning, so when she invited them to come over for lunch at noon, she made sure they were fed well.

Soon the yard was filled with an enticing aroma, and the Jia family across the street smelled it the fastest. After all, this old man and the young boy had the most sensitive dog noses in the courtyard.

Bang Geng sucked his saliva. He had learned his lesson this time. He never dared to ask this female devil for food again, nor did he dare to let his two younger sisters go. He was really scared.

The same thing happened to Jia Zhang. Even though her saliva was all over the floor, she gritted her teeth and persisted. At most, she cursed a few words in the house, and she didn't dare to go out and cause trouble for He Yushui.

She knew that the evil woman He Yushui was still waiting for her to fall into her trap, so it was safest for her to hide at home.

Liu Haizhong's family and the deaf old lady's family in the backyard naturally also smelled the fragrance. The old deaf man was so anxious that he was walking around in the house. If it were someone else's family, she would have gone over to take advantage of her age and seniority. Unfortunately, this was He Yushui, and she was old and could not withstand a punch from this girl. So she gave up.

"Mom, whose family is cooking meat here?" Liu Guangqi smacked his lips in the yard.

He also went out in the morning and asked his classmates, but no one had a ticket for the TV. For young people like them, this was simply a fantasy.

Not to mention TV and plane tickets, few people even have money to buy a gold ring.

"He Yushui's home!"

"You don't know if you're not at home. Ever since she separated from Sha Zhu, this girl has become a completely different person. She has a bad temper and is impatient. She gets into fights when she doesn't agree with something."

"You know the Jia family in the middle courtyard, right? That old woman is so difficult to deal with. She was beaten into submission by He Yushui, and her house was almost burned down."

Liu Haizhong's wife spoke excitedly and basically told him everything that He Yushui had done.

Liu Guangqi was also frightened after hearing this. This little girl is so brave that she even dares to burn down a house. Even though Sha Zhu is her brother, she would still beat him up. She is a ruthless person!

As the aroma of the braised pork became stronger and stronger, the neighbors in the yard could only slurp their saliva, and no one dared to go to her kitchen door to make trouble.

This is the effect He Yushui wants to see, to prevent someone from picking on her for no reason. Whoever wants to be a soft persimmon can do so, but she won't do it.

It was almost noon when the two Liu brothers came back.

He Yushui had already put the food on the table. When he saw the two of them coming back, he stretched his head and shouted to the yard, "Guangtian, Guangfu, wash your hands and come over to eat!"

The brothers Liu Guangtian and Liu Guangfu had just packed up the things on the cart. When they heard the noise, they hurried to wash their hands.

Since the distance between the middle courtyard and the back courtyard was not far, Liu Guangqi also heard He Yushui's shouting.

"Mom, Guangtian, Guangfu and He Yushui have a good relationship?"

"They are being called for dinner, did you hear them?"

Liu Haizhong's wife didn't even raise her head as she was serving dishes to the table: a scrambled egg, a plate of fried peanuts, and some shredded potatoes.

This is considered a good meal in Liu Haizhong's family. After all, usually only Liu Haizhong can eat eggs. Today, these eggs are specially fried for Liu Guangqi.

"Mom, did you hear me talking to you?" Liu Guangqi looked at the dishes on the table and said a little dissatisfied.

After smelling such delicious meat, I have no appetite at all when looking at the food on the table.

He Yushui is so unkind. After all, he is Liu Guangtian’s elder brother. Can’t he be called one more than just the two of them?

After all, he hasn't been back for such a long time. What's the harm in treating him? It's just a matter of adding an extra pair of chopsticks. What a poor person.

"The two brothers followed the little girl He Yushui. It's normal to call them to eat. This is not the first time. What's the big deal?"

Liu Haizhong's wife said indifferently.

"Mom, you eat first, I'll go out and take a look!" Liu Guangqi stood up and left.

"Guangqi, don't provoke her. This girl won't recognize you at all!" When Liu Haizhong's wife saw that her eldest son had gone far away, she quickly came over and leaned against the door frame and shouted at his back.

But Liu Guangqi ignored her and walked out of the backyard on his own.

In He Yushui's small kitchen, the three of them had already sat down to eat. Ever since the last incident with the golden beans, when He Yushui exchanged half of the gold for money for them, the two of them said that their small house had no place to hide things, so they would rather leave them with He Yushui for now.

The two of them only took 50 yuan to save for their living, and gave the remaining 500 yuan to He Yushui, and told him that if He Yushui needed it, he could keep it for himself.

He Yushui also said that if there was a good business, he would bring them along and use the money to invest, and they would be considered shareholders.

"Guangfu, eat more. Only by eating more can you grow taller." He Yushui picked up a large piece of braised pork and put it into his bowl.

The braised pork with rich oil and red sauce looked appetizing. Liu Guangfu picked it up with a smile, took a big bite, and squinted his eyes happily.

"Yu Shui, your craftsmanship is truly amazing!" Liu Guangtian also praised.

"If you like it, eat more. I have more than three pounds of pork belly here, and I stewed it all. You are not allowed to leave if you don't finish it!" He Yushui said happily.

Liu Guangqi, who was standing at the door, felt sick to his stomach when he heard this. Three pounds of meat for three people was too extravagant. If he called one more person, he would die!

Angry Liu Guangqi pushed open the door of the kitchenette without even knocking.