Siheyuan: Three slaps slapped my brother Shazhu

Chapter 1 The Gas Tank Becomes a Spirit

"Yushui, Yushui, hurry up and follow Auntie home. Don't sleep here."

He Yu was shaken, and then he slowly opened his eyes, and then his eyes widened instantly. What the hell is this place? Cement pipes?

"Yushui, this is for you, eat it quickly."

"Don't bother with your brother. Your brother is not smart. He was bewitched by the young widow of the Jia family. That's why he attacked you."

He Yu was stunned when the skinny woman in front of her stuffed a yellowish coarse grain steamed bread into her hand. What was going on? Was this for human consumption?

Then she felt a burning sensation in her stomach and a sour taste in her mouth. It was because she was hungry.

Never mind, just eat first. She finished the fist-sized coarse grain steamed bread in her hand in just a few bites. She choked and hit her chest several times.

Damn, where is her 36D? If she doesn't have 36D, 36B will do! What's the matter with this smooth road?

"Yushui, don't just stand there, go home with Auntie and have a good talk with your brother. There's no grudge between siblings, just talk it out."

Then He Yu was pulled up and dragged away.

Ding Dong! Boss, here I come!

At this moment, a child's voice sounded in his mind. He Yu felt dizzy instantly and almost rolled his eyes.

"Boss, do you want to merge our memories?" the child's voice sounded again.

"Hurry up, don't force me to slap you!" He Yu said viciously.

"Boss, you are so fierce! If it weren't for me, you would have been blown to pieces. How did you get here? Wuuuu, you are still fierce to me. I won't live anymore!" A child's voice wailed in He Yu's mind, making her even more dizzy.

"I count to three!"

"Ding Dong! Host memory fusion!"

Then, scenes in He Yu's mind flashed across his mind like a movie, integrating all of his original body's memories.

It turned out that this was the beast in the courtyard. Before the end of the world came, she heard two female colleagues chatting in the company's tea room, and then she heard it, wow, wow, wow. She said at the time that Sha Zhu was an invincible bootlicker who ended up with nothing. As a result, now she is Sha Zhu's sister. This is really a sin!

It would be better to let her kill zombies in the apocalypse! The whole yard is not good, it's really bad!

At this moment, she is He Yushui. She stretches out her hand to look at her thin arms, then looks down at the flat chest. It is simply a disaster!

The original owner came back from school today and boiled some hot water early, waiting for her brother to bring back a lunch box to heat up the food for dinner. However, as soon as her servile brother entered the yard, the lunch box in his hand was coaxed away by the young widow Qin Huairu.

The original owner was so angry that he went forward to snatch it, but the young widow instigated him and he was slapped in the face by his own brother.

Don't hit people in the face, especially girls. Being watched by people in the yard, the original owner was so angry that she ran out crying. Finally, she hid in a cement pipe outside the steel mill and cried. She fell asleep while crying, and then she came.

Reaching out and touching his swollen face, He Yu began to grit his teeth and said, "Fuck you, okay, okay, you dare to hit me in the face, you Shazhu really want to die."

"Yushui! You know Third Aunt's family, there are so many people, so I can only save one steamed bread for you. Don't blame me, go back and talk to your brother and don't quarrel. When you graduate from high school, find a good partner, get married, and don't come back."

"You are my brother, I can't count on you anymore."

He Yu, also known as He Yushui, looked at the third aunt who was holding her hand and chattering to her, and shook her hand vigorously.

"Third Aunt, I understand. Don't worry, I, He Yushui, am not an ungrateful person."

She remembered that when she and Sha Zhu went to Baoding to find He Daqing, Widow Bai did not let them in, but drove them out. Later, after returning to the courtyard, Sha Zhu was a boy, and the old deaf man in the backyard and Yi Zhonghai were very kind to him, but she was a girl. When Sha Zhu was around, they would give her a bite of food. When Sha Zhu was not around, she could not bear the hunger and went to the houses of the two families, but neither of them gave her anything to eat.

She remembered one snowy afternoon when her brother was away learning cooking and was not at home. She was so hungry that she went to knock on her aunt's door. She clearly heard someone inside, but her aunt did not open the door for her.

She went to the old deaf man's house in the backyard again, but the old deaf man chased her out with his crutch, saying that the little girl only knew how to eat and had no shame at all.

Finally, she walked to the front yard on an empty stomach, sat at the door waiting for her brother to come back from cooking, and fainted at the door. It was her third aunt who took her home and fed her with half a corn bun cooked into paste, otherwise she would have starved to death.

The third uncle Yan Fugui is an elementary school teacher. It is not easy to support a whole family with one person's salary. The six people in the family live on the third uncle's salary of 27.5 yuan.

The three aunts don't have jobs, and they just do the washing, taking care of the children and cooking at home. At most, they go to the street to get some matchboxes to make paste at home to supplement the family income.

The TV series said that the third uncle's family is very stingy. If they weren't, how could they support such a large family? Who has an easy life in this era? The three years of natural disasters are no joke.

"Yushui! You are a smart child. You'd better escape from this family as soon as possible. Otherwise, your brother's blood and sweat will be sucked dry by the Jia family, and even you will be implicated."

In the eyes of others, Third Aunt is just an old lady who spends every day around the stove. But at this moment, He Yushui feels that Third Aunt is one of the few smart people in this yard.

"Third Aunt, I think I understand. Thank you."

"Don't worry, I, He Yushui, am not that easy to bully. The slap that Shazhu gave me has already severed the relationship between us as siblings."

"From now on, if anyone eats my food, spit it out. If anyone takes my food, I will break his hand."

The three aunts looked at He Yushui in shock. Was this girl possessed or had she been beaten silly by Sha Zhu? Why was she talking nonsense?

The two of them soon arrived at the gate of the Nanluoguxiang compound. As soon as they arrived at the gate, they heard Jia Zhang's soul-calling method coming from inside.

{From now on, He Yu is He Yushui, and I won’t switch back and forth anymore.}

He Yushui's eyes lit up. Wow, a necromancer was summoning souls on the spot. Oh my god! She had to go and see what was going on!

"Old Jia! Dongxu! Come and take away these beasts who are bullying the orphans and widows of our Jia family!"

"It's unjust. How dare a little girl bully our Jia family."

"What a sin! Old Jia! Dongxu! This is leaving our Jia family with no way to survive!"

As soon as He Yushui entered the yard, she saw an old woman who looked like a gas tank spirit sitting on the ground and making a scene. She cursed and slapped the ground, and the dust she raised was all over the yard.

Didn't we stop allowing animals to become spirits after the founding of the People's Republic of China? Oh! That's right! A gas tank is not an animal.

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