Curse back: As a swordsman, what's wrong with a happy ending?

The curse master, who was lying on the fence in the distance, clapped softly.

"As expected, you are the legendary Gojo Satoru. I heard that you are very strong? I am curious if the rumors are true..." The man was extremely arrogant.

"Q" fighter, Byrne.

The phone in Gojo Satoru's pocket suddenly vibrated, "Satoru! Can you please turn off the speakerphone? That guy is making my head explode!"

Su Ze had a splitting headache, and there was a lot of noise here.

"Don't worry, it will be resolved before the explosion--" Gojo Satoru walked towards Byrne with his hands in his pockets and responded to Su Ze loudly.

"...Arrogant." Byrne frowned.

……

Xia Yujie poured hot water into the teacup, and the aroma of the black tea bag instantly filled the air. The silver spoon gently stirred the sugar cubes, and a slight crackling sound was heard.

It makes him look flamboyant yet elegant.

Then he walked to the only intact sofa, sat down with his legs crossed, and began to drink his coffee peacefully among the ruins.

Lying on the sofa opposite him were Tenriko and Kuroi Misato.

"Please, listen to me! I was wrong! I'm really sorry!" A shrill noise came from behind.

"Kiss! Kiss me!"

The cursed spirit named "Herpes" tightly entangled Kekun and Sang. Its bloated and smelly lips were about to kiss their cheeks, and the two of them begged for mercy with a shocking cry.

"Please! I will quit this! And I will no longer be a curse caster!" Ke Kun said loudly.

"Oh, by the way, why don't I go home and farm! This guy and I are from the same hometown, let's go together!" Mr. Kekun was unexpectedly loyal.

Xia Youjie turned his head and looked at him, pretending not to hear anything.

"When will the rice be planted?" Su Ze suddenly asked slowly.

"Huh? Huh?"

"If you don't even know this, what kind of field can you plant?" Su Ze curled his lips in disdain.

"You bastard! You look down on me! I'm telling you, Mr. Byrne is here too. He's the strongest fighter of "Q"—"

When the first plan failed, Mr. Kekun tried another one, hoping that this would cause the other party to panic a little.

"…Is this the person you are talking about?"

Xia Yujie raised his cell phone. The man in the photo had a look of despair on his face, leaning against a tree with his legs apart, in a daze.

The white-haired man smiled arrogantly and did not forget to make a "yeah" sign in front of the camera.

“……Huh?” Mr. Sang was dumbfounded.

"Um... yes, it's him." Ke Kun replied blankly.

My heart, which had been hanging in the air, finally stopped beating.

……

The "Q" organization was forced to disband due to the withdrawal of its strongest fighter, Byrne.

……

Two figures stood in front of the French windows, looking at the dark smoke coming out of the building opposite.

"The Panxing Sect doesn't have any sorcerers, but they are very rich." Kong Shiyu, wearing a black suit and holding a cigarette, said, "Chenyuan, how about joining the 'Star Plasma Assassination Plan'?"

The man standing next to him was dressed slovenly and wearing slippers.

"My last name is no longer Zenin. I married into another family, so my last name is Fushiguro." He didn't rush to reply, but corrected the other person's mistake in calling him. The scar at the corner of his mouth was pulled, adding a sense of ferocity.

"Okay, I'll take this job."

……

Inside the hotel.

"She hasn't woken up yet. Should we send her to see a doctor?" Gojo Satoru asked Tenriko.

"It would be great if we could also use the reversal technique..." Geto Suguru said with some regret.

"It's good enough if Nitro's explanation doesn't mislead people!"

The two couldn't help but think of the famous teacher Gaozi's "Swish, Hey, Dong" class.

"She's fine, her breathing is steady, and the meridians in her body are stretched and in order—" said Su Ze, who was sitting on the sofa next to her.

"He should be waking up soon—"

The girl in Gojo Satoru's arms opened her eyes dazedly before she could finish her words.

She was stunned for two seconds and glanced at the three people one by one.

Then I realized that I was being held in the air.

Snapped!

A crisp slap sounded, and Tennenriko somersaulted out of Gojo Satoru's arms, then stood in the corner and assumed a fighting stance.

"Assholes! You tried to frame me!"

Gojo Satoru covered his face, which was hit, and his face was bruised.

Xia Youjie patted his best friend's shoulder comfortingly, then stepped forward and greeted her: "Riko, we are not in the same group with them, we are here to save you."

He had on a smile that he thought was friendly and approachable.

"You're lying! You obviously have the face of a liar! And that white-haired guy wearing sunglasses! You can tell at first glance that he's a delinquent!" Tennen Riko was unshakable.

Xia Youjie's outstretched hand froze in the air.

"This feeling... a combination of Asuka and Kagura?" Master Su drank his tea peacefully, thinking wildly.

"And the guy who was pretending to drink tea all the time! His cup was still full after half an hour!!"

Su Ze's hand holding the teacup trembled violently, and a few drops of hot tea spilled out.

The room suddenly became quiet.

"You spilled it on your hands and you didn't wipe it off! Your hands are so burned that they're smoking! You're just being pretentious!" Miss Riko hit the nail on the head.

Now, the faces of the three of them turned as black as the bottom of a pot.

Ding dong ~

The crisp sound of the elevator arriving at the station was heard, and then the elevator door opened, revealing a huge bull-cursed spirit inside, with two eyes arranged in the middle of its face.

Misato Kuroi, dressed in maid outfit, lay on its back.

"Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!" Miss Riko was seen being stretched hard, with Gojo Satoru and Geto Suguru standing on each side, twisting her slender body into a pretzel shape.

"It's going to break, it's going to break! It's really going to break! You rude guy!" Miss Riko rolled back and forth in the air like a roasted chestnut.

"It's okay, it won't break. I've wrapped the fragile parts of the joints with Qi, so it won't matter if you use twice as much force..." Master Su put down the cup of scalding hot tea and sat on the sofa with his legs crossed.

...You can see that the back of his right hand is burned red.

"Please, please stop!" shouted Kuroi Miri, who was dressed as a maid.

The two men then let go.

Su Ze hooked his fingers, and a ball of Qi formed at the place where Tianlizi landed, supporting her softly.

“…Huh? It doesn’t hurt at all.” She got up and rubbed her butt, then discovered the source of the white gas.

"Humph!"

"Miss, these three are here to help us..." Kuroi Misato raised her hand and explained.

"Hey... Kuroi, what are you riding?" Tenriko was attracted by the plum-red bull under her.

The Niu Niu has two long curved horns extending to both sides, and its ellipsoidal tail sways back and forth, exuding kindness.

"Ah~ This is the technique of Mr. Liu Hai—" she explained with a smile.

"Can you please not call me that..." Xia Youjie was extremely frustrated.

"Then can you summon anything else?" Tenriko suddenly became interested.

Xia Yujie looked at her expectant expression and felt a little embarrassed.

“Are there any small animals?”

"Only for cursed spirits..."

"Is Gundam okay?"

"biology!"

"Um...what about Inuyasha?"

“That’s something out of a comic book…”

"Eh……"

Tianlizi felt a little lost.

This was the first time that Geto Xiayou felt so frustrated.

"It's a good thing that she's so energetic. I was worried that she was sad because of "assimilation"~"

Gojo Satoru leaned back on the sofa and said inappropriately.