Curse back: As a swordsman, what's wrong with a happy ending?

Bowls and chopsticks are stacked, the hot summer is accompanied by iced drinks, boiling soups are mixed with mellow dishes, the noisy cicadas and crickets seem to be a little weaker, and the chirping sounds have become a spice that enhances the flavor of summer.

"Celebrating today's team competition victory ~ Cheers!!"

Ding bang~

For a while, the drinks with a little bit of alcohol seemed to remove the usual serious shell, and those damn spells and curses seemed to disappear at once.

Dinner officially began, and Gojo Satoru, who had just lost his soul, gradually returned to normal. The playfulness with the singer and the large pieces of stewed meat covered up the grudge in his heart.

After he snatched the things that the singer had set her eyes on several times, the two of them finally started quarreling again. The mean-spirited Xia Yu would add fuel to the fire from time to time.

There was a lot of noise at the dinner table, and bowls, chopsticks and sauces were flying everywhere.

"Each dish is obviously very filling, why are you fighting for it..." Glass picked up a piece of salmon that was so thin that it moved in the wind, expressing her incomprehension.

"Glass--" Su Ze put his palm to his mouth and called her softly.

Glass, who was sitting next to him, blinked and looked at him.

Su Ze quietly pointed to the area under the table, at his feet, and motioned for her to look over there without making any noise.

Glass tilted her head in confusion and looked slightly sideways.

There were four cans neatly stacked under the table, but the packaging was different from the bag of drinks that Su Ze had just taken out.

——Is it some special drink? Zejun actually hid it specially?

Xiaozi was even more confused for a moment. She raised her eyes slightly and met Su Ze's serious gaze.

She was about to ask, but Su Ze interrupted her and said, "Promise me first that you will do what you can—"

? ?

(o'w'o)?

This was the first time that Glass saw Su Ze like this. He had a conflicted look on his face, and looked conflicted and hesitant. He scratched his hair, seeming to want to say something but stopped.

Glass tilted his head, puzzled: "What's wrong? What on earth is this——"

"Hurry up, promise me first--" Su Ze was slightly excited, and he turned sideways and gently patted her arm.

The three people sitting opposite each other were even more noisy. Now they had reached the stage of "telling each other a hundred shortcomings". Judging from their movements, it seemed that the number of one hundred was a limitation. In short, they were still noisy, making the small actions of the two people here seem insignificant.

After being interrupted again, Glass had already begun to recall all the things that had happened recently, trying to figure out which words could be connected to those aluminum cans.

Then she suddenly opened her eyes wide, slapped her head, leaned towards Su Ze, covered her mouth and said in surprise: "Could this be--"

"——Yes, it's just what you think." Su Ze stared at her with burning eyes, his face slightly embarrassed, and nodded with difficulty to express his affirmation.

Both Su Ze and Gao Zi felt that the entire living room seemed to have become a little quieter - this seemed to be quite surprising indeed.

The two looked at each other and slowly turned to the dining table, trying to calm down a little.

Unexpectedly, they were shocked by the scene in front of them - the three people opposite them were staring at this side with wide eyes. An Utaha was still in a ferocious posture, but her head was turned towards the two of them; Gojo Satoru was making faces at the Utaha, but his eyes were moving towards this side; Xiayou Jie, who had just picked up a piece of fish, stopped his chopsticks in mid-air and looked up at Su Ze -

--broken.

……

"Huh? Wine!?"

The singer slammed the table with a loud bang, causing bowls, chopsticks, plates and pots to clank everywhere. Su Ze was quick to catch them one by one and put them down gently.

Realizing that she had lost her composure, Angeji coughed to try to cover it up, and then continued: "Su Ze, you may not know much about the laws of the East - here, you are absolutely not allowed to buy alcohol before you reach adulthood..."

She had a frustrated expression on her face, and she raised her head to take a big gulp of the drink beside her.

——Of course Su Ze knew about this. He looked up a lot of information for this purpose. Convenience stores in Japan will even check the customer's ID card before buying alcoholic beverages to determine whether the customer is of the required age...

"Um, Senior Diva, the fruit beer in your hand actually has 3% alcohol content..." Su Ze carefully stated a fact.

"Puff——" The singer who swallowed half of the drink spurted out the rest of the drink. She looked at the label on the can with a shocked face. When she found the words "alcoholic beverage" on it, her heart was shocked and her arms trembled for a while.

It was easy to understand what she was thinking, but it was unclear what Gojo, who was sitting on her left and had a drink sprayed on her face, was thinking.

Gojo Satoru gritted his teeth and wiped the drink off his face.

"Uh... I thought you had noticed it a long time ago, so you chose this kind of fruit beer." Su Ze scratched his cheek awkwardly and added in a low voice.

To the right of the singer, Geto Xiayou raised the can of drink, took a look and said, "Satoru and I noticed it a long time ago, but fruit beer can only be regarded as an ordinary drink after all..."

He shook the can indifferently and continued, "But, Ze, those cans should be real beer, right?" Xia Youjie's eyes passed over the table and fell on the four cans of beer in front of Su Ze.

"...Yes. I asked Miss Mingming to buy it. My original intention was to add a little beer to remove the fishy smell, but Miss Mingming bought too much--" Su Ze slowly stated the fact which was not surprising.

Glass, who was standing by, had already taken a can of beer and looked at it. The three people might not know, but she knew that Su Ze must have acted because she asked, "Would you like a couple of drinks?" At that time, they had just come out of the small shop city and were eating barbecue in a restaurant with a good atmosphere. At the same time, they were all a little depressed by the dream of the tapir.

(See Chapter 42 for details)

As for the conversation between the two just now and Su Ze's tone, it can actually be inferred very clearly.

"Getsuyu, have you noticed that we are drinking alcoholic beverages? This is against the rules!" An Utahime seemed a little manic.

"Uta, look at how many cans are piled up under your feet?" Xia Yujie raised his head and took another sip, saying nonchalantly, "And, to be honest, how do you think it tastes?"

Angehime lowered her head and her calf accidentally touched a pile of standing cans. The empty cans fell over and rolled to Geto Suguru's feet one by one.

She was a little ashamed and said in a low voice: "...It is indeed delicious."

Xia Youjie hummed softly.

The singer stopped talking.

——I have already drunk so much happily, and it seems a bit unfair to blame Su Ze who bought the drinks and brought happiness to everyone.

So the singer Senbei continued to drink and eat in frustration and shame.

Su Ze looked at Xia Yujie with great gratitude. He continued to tilt his head back and gulp down his drink, blinking in response.

Although Geto's method is almost a sophistry, whether it tastes good or not is not contradictory to whether it violates the rules or not, but many things are not simply binary oppositions and are not either this or that -

"Well...so, does anyone else want some beer?" Su Ze pushed a few cans beside him and asked uncertainly.

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(It is said that alcohol makes cowards brave... that is not right, and alcohol reveals a person's true character... that does not seem to be right either. In short, alcohol is a very magical thing (?′?`?), and even minors must be careful with their behavior)