Curse back: As a swordsman, what's wrong with a happy ending?

"Three eights with a 3." A pleasant and cold voice, and slender fingers put down four playing cards.

"Three nines with a king." A slightly gentle voice, white and tender arms were exposed, and another four cards were handed over.

"Me, me, me, three Js with a 5!" A clear and lovely voice. She sat cross-legged on the tatami, leaned forward and threw out four bigger cards.

"So... So, what you mean is that the beast-shaped cursed spirit yesterday was a nightmare tapir?" The slim girl stroked her chin lightly. She wore black earrings, had charming facial features, and even had a pair of enchanting fox eyes.

"Pass."

The girl with soft features and a detached temperament responded, "Yes. There are many legends about tapirs, and they are widely circulated in Dayan. To have such power and involve yin and yang... I think it can only be a dream tapir."

"Hehe, it's my turn...my uncle is out!" This guy has short androgynous hair and an average figure, but his facial features are pretty and cute, and his tone is lively.

"This, this is a good idea." Next to her was a tall and thin boy, who looked lazy and was talking about the world with a lollipop in his mouth.

The girl with short white hair tightly held her cards and hid aside: "Don't talk, girl...I want to make my own decision!"

The black-haired boy shrugged one shoulder, his eyes blank, not really caring.

"So, you think our situation is the same as that of the nightmare tapir, and both are related to yin and yang..." The girl with long bangs pondered, "When the tapir became virtual, it entered the 'yin'. Our ordinary methods are all 'yang', so we can't hit it... and the needle powder shot by the night owl disrupted the yin and yang, so its ability was ineffective?"

This speculation has a touch of magical realism, but it is also very reasonable.

The most magical episode.

"A 3!" The white-haired girl played the smallest card. The 3 of Hearts was mixed in the pile of cards on the small wooden table.

The cold girl closed her eyes and said, "You can think of it as the needle powder being graphite filaments, and the 'yin' and 'yang' being like two exposed wires... When the graphite filaments touch the two wires at the same time, it will naturally cause a short circuit."

——The best episode of Physics.

The girl with a mature style was silent for a moment.

"Hey! If no one wants 3, I'll keep playing!" The white-haired girl jumped for joy and pretended to draw the next card.

——She only has 5 cards left in her hand, so it looks like she has a good chance of winning.

"A." The cold girl threw a card and continued, "But in the end, my fist and flying sword both hit it... Because I had a vague feeling at that time, I deliberately used Qi to switch Yin and Yang before I attacked."

--The smartest episode yet.

"Hmm..." The white-haired girl at the airport was at a loss for words. "...Pass!" she said angrily.

"I don't want it either... Then what does this have to do with our situation?" The slim girl tapped the table with her fingers, still confused.

She looked at them one by one: the short hair with white hair on the front and back that couldn't be distinguished; the black-haired girl with a "don't get close to me" expression on her face; the tall and thin boy who was lazy and only knew how to eat candy...

(I found a gender-swapped picture and put it in the comment section~)

She then lowered her head and looked at the surging breasts - and her own great figure.

The only boy also looked at the pretty girl, and he was also very confused about this.

"...I can only make a guess." She picked up a few cards, "Your needle powder and my last resort have upset the balance. This is what Da Yan calls 'imbalance of yin and yang'."

She threw out six cards: "six, six, seven, seven, eight, eight."

"And Da Yan has a very respected philosophy called 'moderation'."

The middle is not biased, and the mean is not changeable. The middle is the right way in the world, and the mean is the constant principle in the world.

"Da Yan has many sayings like this, such as 'the moon waxes and wanes' and 'after adversity comes good times'. Most of them mean that drastic changes will occur after a certain degree... From this perspective, our actions seem to have violated the degree."

The white-haired girl only had five cards in her hand, which she definitely couldn't keep. So she continued to play.

"There is one more thing. The fifth hexagram suddenly appeared yesterday, and this morning a flying sword appeared directly... I think it has something to do with this."

She played three, four, five, six, and seven, the smallest straight.

"Damn it! You two guys are not playing cards properly, and someone keeps disturbing me!" The white-haired girl angrily threw the cards into the pile, looking aggrieved.

——The most ridiculous episode.

The black-haired boy crossed his arms over his chest and leaned to the other side, looking speechless.

"I, you don't have any cards that can suppress it... and then a 5, and I'm gone." Su Ze flipped Gojo Satoru's cards and said calmly.

"The peasants win, you lose, Wu." Su Ze said.

Xia Youjie threw down the remaining cards and frowned slightly.

I woke up early in the morning and found that everyone had changed their gender - what is going on?

Although the sorcerer has seen many strange things, and some even forget who they are after solving the curse...

But since the Heian period, it must be quite shocking for them to finish a mission, take a nap, and wake up to find that everything is gone, just like they did.

Moreover, Xia Youjie felt that the most important driving force behind this matter should not be the Dream Tapir——

He (she) glanced at Miss Su Ze. Ze's Qi must have played a key role.

She then looked down at her chest, which was bulging - she suddenly felt a heaviness in her chest when she woke up early in the morning, and then there was something new in her chest.

There shouldn’t be any patients with the same experience, right?

"At the moment, only the four of us are affected." Xia Youjie tapped with his index finger.

I just talked to Ye Ga Zheng Dao over the phone to ask him about my identity. After I told him my identity, Ye Ga Zheng Dao still refused to believe me. In the end, I had to provoke him with words like "How old are you and you still like dolls" to gain his trust...

Then we successfully learned from him that other people were not affected, so we can basically determine that it was a nightmare tapir.

"I say, could it be the work of Murasame?" Glass suddenly spoke.

Geto Suguru and Gojo Satoru were stunned for a moment.

It was Su Ze who responded first: "Probably not."

Now that she said that, they would no longer be suspicious.

"What else does Mr. Yega have to say?" Su Ze looked at Xia Yujie.

"He said... seeing is believing." Xia Youjie turned his head away and covered his face, "Ze, I'm really not used to you like this."

"...What can I do?" Su Ze rolled her eyes. "Look at that guy, he accepts it pretty quickly." She raised her chin towards Miss Gojo Satoru.

After facing the reality, it took short-haired Miss Gojo only three seconds to adapt to her new identity - and then she enjoyed it.

Glass kept staring at Su Ze's profile, observing it carefully from left to right and from top to bottom.

"What's wrong, Glass?" Su Ze smiled awkwardly.

After learning in the morning that the person who came out of Glass's room was none other than him, Su Ze felt relieved.

As for why?

……why?

——Don’t think about the headaches for now~

—The most escapist episode yet.

However, Su Ze is somewhat at a loss when facing Glass now, or rather, he doesn't know what attitude to use to face Brother Glass now.

"You have great skin." Glass said seriously.

thump——

Miss Su Ze's face turned red instantly and her ears were smoking.

"Her face is so cute, too." Glass moved closer and added seriously.

Dengdengdeng-

The steam was thick and Miss Suze's face was almost boiling.

There was even a humming sound of boiling water.

"Whose kettle is boiling?" Miss Gojo looked around, very confused.