Doomsday Election

Floating. Whirlwind!

Nearly a million sword shadows densely slammed into the ice cones.

The first moment it came into contact with the ice cone with a metallic luster, the Nine Cauldrons Qiankun Gong removed the wooden cauldron and the fire cauldron, and lit up two more, namely the water cauldron and the golden cauldron.

There are also words appearing on the water tripod and the golden tripod. I call them the Northern Black Tortoise Water Tripod Record and the Western White Tiger Golden Tripod Record respectively.

Thousands of ice cones were knocked away one by one by my sword shadows and flew high into the sky. I couldn't let them fall to the ground.

The flood in the Purple River has been finally controlled, but if these ice cones hit the ground again, it will definitely disrupt the water cycle in this world.

Suddenly, a gate to heaven appeared in the sky and sucked me in.

It seemed like I had had a long dream. I woke up slowly and found myself lying on the table.

There were noisy sounds all around, including the sound of waiters soliciting customers, the sound of knights clinking bowls and drinking, and the sound of the female shopkeeper scolding the chef for being lazy and taking a nap.

Don't get me wrong, I wasn't the chef being scolded by the hostess, but the diner lying on the table.

It was very strange. I looked at the table full of food in front of me and didn't have much appetite, as if I could do without eating.

My brain is a little empty, who am I?

I touched the back of my head and felt a dull pain.

I remember now, I am Su Su, a jewelry merchant from Daxia.

Not long ago, my friends and I transported jewels to the Tang Dynasty. We encountered a double attack from bandits and zombies, and luckily survived.

When he arrived at the Tang Dynasty border town, he was planning to form a new transport team while reporting to the authorities.

I have been coming to this Longgang Inn with my father since I was a child and I am considered a frequent visitor.

This year they released a new wine called Thousand Days Drunk. As I was preoccupied with something, I accidentally drank a little too much and just woke up at this moment.

I called the waiter to ask the time, and it turned out that two hours had already passed.

Two hours? That's four hours. A strange time conversion appeared in my mind, as if it was the time conversion in a dream.

One hour is equal to two hours, what a strange time conversion.

Shaking my head, I focused my thoughts on the time before I got drunk.

Thinking about what happened not long ago, I feel very lucky. If it weren't for the Qinggong inherited from my ancestors, I might have died like those guys, at the hands of bandits or zombies.

I remember when I was young and followed my father on business trips, there weren’t so many bandits, let alone zombies.

At the end of the dynasty, the world was in chaos, and it was probably time for a new round of reshuffle.

Hmm? I suddenly remembered that the dream just now was so real, just like a real experience.

It’s also my father Su Rui’s fault, because he always liked to tell me stories about gods and monsters, which led to this dream.

[The election system has reconnected candidate No. 7259 and will enter the doomsday world in 10 minutes. Please be prepared.]

An ethereal voice sounded in my ears, and a panel appeared in front of my eyes.

At this point, my head hurt even more, but I was clearly aware of one thing, that was that what I had just experienced in that world was not a dream, but a real existence.

[It is detected that the world where the candidate No. 7259 is located is abnormal. It is not within the jurisdiction of the election system and cannot obtain a continuous connection. The doomsday world cannot be opened normally and is about to enter the single-machine task hosting mode.]

[Successfully entered the single-machine task hosting mode, beep.]

[Main quest, assassinate the Tang Dynasty garrison scout Wu Xu, the quest must be completed within one week, no reward, this quest is only awarded for those who have disconnected from the campaign system and have not entered the doomsday world.]

[Failure to complete the mission will result in the soul of candidate No. 7259 being obliterated.]

[Side quest, option 1: molest decent women in the street. Option 2: take off all clothes, run naked around Longgang Inn, shouting "I am a pervert."]

[The time limit for the branch mission is one hour. If you fail to complete the mission, you will lose your hand or foot. After completing the mission, you can get back your own items or power, randomly.]

[Please determine the task as soon as possible. During the period of uncertainty, the pain stimulation will begin. If you are passive and do not choose to do the task, the pain will become stronger and stronger.]

I had a glimmer of hope at first, thinking this was just a ridiculous joke.

It was not until the text below mentioned the pain stimulation that my body began to feel pain. I couldn't tell where it hurt, but I just felt the pain.

This pain is different from the pain in the back of the head.

For some unknown reason, I raised my hand and clicked the confirmation button on the main task, and soon, the pain completely disappeared.

This is not a joke, it's true!

I began to consider the options for side quests. One option was to harass decent women in the street. As long as you found the right target, the worst you'd get was a beating.

But that is actually no different from declaring that I am a pervert, and it will affect the good image of a Daxia businessman that I have accumulated over the years.

The second branch option is to take off all your clothes, run naked around Longgang Inn, and shout "I am a pervert."

This may cause people to laugh at me because of my revealing clothes, which will greatly damage my personal image.

Neither of these two is easy to choose. Is there a third option?

[No.]

What kind of nervous system is this, doing this kind of messed up task?

My finger touched option 2.

Narrator: So brave? Are you really planning to run naked instead of flirting with decent women?

How could a decent woman who appeared in such a remote area have an ordinary husband? Either he was a son of an official or a wealthy man.

Now I am just a lone businessman without any assistants. How can I afford to offend those sons of officials and wealthy people?

I drank the remaining Thousand Days Drunk on the table, saying how hot it was while drinking, and then started to take off my clothes.

At this time, I had no valuables on me except the clothes I had on me. I was completely penniless.

If I hadn’t left some food in this Longgang Inn, it would have been difficult for me to enjoy the delicious food and wine.

The delicious food and wine on the table were the last of their reserves, and there was no next meal.

Simply put, it means being so poor that one cannot even afford to eat.

Narrator: So pitiful? Let's get started and give you some rewards.

"Forget it, just let me be alone."

The waiter saw me taking off my clothes and didn't think anything of it. When he noticed that I had very little flesh on my body, he sneered, probably laughing at my malnutrition.

When I started to take off my pants, the waiter felt something was wrong. Was this customer crazy?

He was about to come over to dissuade me, but I shouted loudly that I was a pervert.

Seeing the thing dangling between my legs, the waiter and other diners were stunned at first, and then compared it with their own. Then some laughed, and some scolded me for being indecent.

The female shopkeeper was attracted by the noise here, and stopped scolding the lazy chef, and hurried over.

As a result, when she came over, she happened to see me running happily there and shouting "I am a pervert".