Doomsday Election

You are the dumb one, and so are your whole family.

But I didn't say it out loud, I just said it in my heart.

Out of a strange intuition, I felt that I should not conflict with this woman in white clothes and wielding a sword now.

To put it simply, it is very likely that I cannot win. But if I really cannot win, it is okay, I can just run away.

The white-clothed sword-wielding woman fiddled with the compass in her hand for a while, then said to herself, "Since the treasure here is no longer there, let's go find the next one. As for this pretty village girl holding a tattered ordinary weapon, she looks pretty pleasing to the eye, so I won't embarrass her."

A tattered ordinary weapon? I admit that the basic damage of a novice greatsword is not high, but it shouldn't be degraded to a tattered ordinary weapon, right?

After all, I am not a clay Buddha, so I said angrily: "You are too unreasonable. Your own weapon looks good, so you don't have to say that other people's weapons are shabby ordinary weapons, right?"

The woman in white with the sword showed a look of surprise. She had been immersed in her own world and did not expect me to speak.

After realizing what was happening, the sword-wielding woman in white said apologetically, "My dear girl, I didn't mean to insult your weapon. I'm really sorry."

She apologized? I was surprised and embarrassed.

Also, I even had the thought of beating her to death in my mind just now, but I was more restrained and didn't show it.

The woman in white with the sword saw my embarrassed expression and suddenly thought of something. She suddenly took out a long sword with a cold and sharp light from something like a sachet.

Storage bag! Candidate? This was my first reaction. I quickly grasped the novice sword and prepared to fight him.

However, before the other party actually made a move, I had no intention of using verbal sarcasm to stimulate her hatred towards me.

The woman in white clothes flying the sword said, "As an apology for the offense, I will give you this cold sword. Next."

After saying that, she gently threw the cold sword downwards.

Although I had a lot of questions about her behavior, I took the Cold Light Sword without hesitation.

[Cold Light Sword, low-grade magic weapon, durability 300, made of cold iron, with cold air when attacking, and a certain amount of cold air can produce a freezing effect.]

Low-grade magic weapon? This woman in white with a sword casually gave me a low-grade magic weapon? And it has special effects.

And it is so durable that I can use it for a long time.

Although there is no damage value displayed, I know that the base damage of a weapon is often the same as its durability, which is equivalent to directly increasing my base damage to 3 times.

Now, I am lacking such a handy weapon.

I immediately smiled and scolded, "You are too polite. My name is Hua Mulan, and I am a human."

[Your mockery of Jun Zinuo failed, but the other party thinks you are a man of character, and your favorability increases slightly.]

Jun Zinuo? This name is honest, kind, and nice.

And the most important thing is that after my sarcastic probing, I found out that she is not a candidate.

What the hell is favorability? It has never appeared before. Could it be that no one has ever had a good impression of me before?

Jun Zinuo saw me smile and thought to himself that what his master said was indeed right, mortals just like to take advantage of others.

From my answer, she finally confirmed that I was not a demon or a god.

There is no evil spirit on me, it's because my spirit is too arrogant. As for ghosts, in this bright and clear world with sunlight shining on it, ghosts cannot come out.

The compass in Jun Zinuo's hand suddenly made a creaking sound. After taking a look, she hurriedly said to me, "Miss Hua, my name is Jun Zinuo, and I am also a human. We will meet again if we are destined to meet!"

After saying that, her jet sword flew out.

Why do I feel so uncomfortable hearing this nice name, "Miss Hua"?

Forget it, Jun Zinuo probably didn’t mean it, but if we meet again next time, I’ll ask her to call me Mulan.

Jun Zinuo is my benefactor. He came from afar to help me deliver the Han Guang Sword.

I stroked the Cold Light Sword and couldn't let it go.

After putting the Cold Light Sword into the white storage bag, I carried the novice sword and walked towards the direction where the four demons of sheep and deer came from.

I put away the Cold Light Sword, naturally with the idea of ​​playing the pig and eating the tiger. Otherwise, what if the monsters see that I am holding a good sword and are unwilling to come forward to give me experience?

I walked along the way and climbed to a small hill with only one pine tree, but I didn't encounter any monster that came over and wanted to eat me.

I encountered quite a few ordinary wild beasts, but they ran away when they saw me and I was too lazy to chase them.

Standing on the top of the small hill, I looked around and saw endless green mountains.

From time to time, the clear chirping of birds can be heard, as well as the rustling of pine leaves blown by the wind.

It will be the top of the list, and the mountains are small.

Standing on this small hill, I suddenly had this feeling, so I went to the high mountains over there to take a look.

I was just about to leave when I suddenly heard a series of squeaking monkey calls not far below the hill.

When he leaned out to take a look, he saw a winged lizard-like monster chasing a golden monkey.

A lizard-like beast? Or a demon?

I quickly opened my mouth and cursed: "You ugly monster like a lizard."

[Successfully ridiculed the flying lizard monster, and it reduced the damage it inflicts on you by 50%.]

I didn't expect that using sarcasm could help me clearly distinguish whether it is a beast or a monster?

The flying lizard monster did not react much after being ridiculed by me and continued to chase the golden monkey.

Yes, it is like a lizard. It is true that it is insulted.

Therefore, there is no need for it to generate more hatred towards me.

The golden monkey was very agile and could always dodge quickly when the flying lizard monster was about to catch it.

This golden monkey doesn't seem to be an ordinary monkey, so I'll try to taunt it with words.

"Stinky monkey, the horn is so loud, it's so noisy."

[You successfully ridiculed the Golden Monkey Monster, reducing its damage to you by 50%, and the Golden Monkey Monster's hatred towards you increases rapidly.]

It turns out that he is also a demon. If it weren't for the verbal test, it would be impossible to tell. He is really good at hiding his demonic aura.

The golden monkey demon suddenly jumped up, trying to cause trouble for me.

However, a pistol-like object suddenly appeared and pierced it through the heart.

[Gained 1000 experience points. Your current level is 11, with 2100 surplus experience points. There are still 2 skill points left to use.]

Not only did I fire the Gun of Sarcasm at the Golden Monkey Demon, but after the Gun of Sarcasm pierced through the Golden Monkey Demon, I continued to shoot at the Flying Lizard Demon, and at the same time the second Gun of Sarcasm followed closely.

Soon, the first shot of the Gun of Irony pierced through the thin wings of the flying lizard demon, but it was still able to fly. The second shot of the Gun of Irony directly shot off its wings, and it could no longer fly and began to fall.

Floating. Whirlwind.

I flew over quickly and grabbed the golden monkey demon's corpse in my hand.

Nearly ten thousand sword shadows surrounded the flying lizard monster, then knocked it out with a shield strike, caught it in their hands, and consumed 20% of their physical strength to send it into the ink bead space.

At the same time, the corpse of the golden monkey monster, the sheep monster, the deer monster and their monster cores were thrown in all at once. Only a cold sword was left in the three storage bags, and even the sledgehammer was thrown in.