Doomsday Election

It worked. My jumping ability is not strong enough to jump directly to the second floor, but with the help of shield strike, I grabbed the billboard.

Hey, I'm a genius!

Holding the novice sword, I bent my powerful right arm, swung my body upwards, and reached the platform above the small supermarket.

Fortunately, when the election system sent me to this doomsday world, it gave me the Black Dragon Armor and the Novice Sword. Otherwise, without heavy weapons, I would not be able to use the shield strike skill.

The novice sword is my lifeblood!

After arriving at the platform above the small supermarket, I found that there was a shadow of a tall building blocking the sun. Apart from the shadow, the area was empty and had not yet been occupied by zombies.

The zombies downstairs are now swarming at the entrance of the small supermarket, and zombie Chen Panan is among them.

After a while, many zombies were trampled down by the zombies coming from behind, and even the zombie Chen Panan was trampled down by other zombies.

After going up to the second floor platform of the small supermarket, I began to select different zombies below one by one, using verbal sarcasm skills on them and output crazy words.

"You idiot, if you step on my former crush again, I will use the Whirlwind Slash skill. When I can use the Whirlwind Slash, I will reward you with one first."

Seeing Chen Pan'an, who had turned into a zombie, being bullied, I used sarcasm to speak to a zombie wearing a shirt and tie.

Although I now feel disgusted with Chen Panan who has turned into a zombie, I still feel a little nostalgic.

However, the sixth zombie did not stop stepping on the zombies with its leather shoes because of what I said. Instead, it stepped on the skin of the zombie Chen Pan'an's face.

Too much, really too much!

How could you do this to it? You should have stepped on it harder!

The zombies stepped on each other and soon formed a small pile, which would be level with the platform I was on in another meter.

I absorbed 305% of my physical strength through verbal sarcasm, and now I have a total of 435% of my physical strength.

It feels like I've become 4 times stronger.

However, due to the fact that my body has not yet adapted to the simultaneous increase in my physical strength limit, it will take some time for me to truly master this power.

I have seen through the historical records on the panel why the zombies' damage to me is reduced by 100% and their physical strength reaches the upper limit of 1000% after I taunt them.

All because I successfully ridiculed the campaign system, reducing its damage to me by 50% (except for toxic damage).

The zombies are all in the election system, so when I attack them individually, the damage they deal is reduced by 100% (except for poison damage).

This is a BUG, ​​a standard system error. I only need to know it myself and cannot tell anyone else.

But then again, are there still people alive in this apocalyptic world? If not, I'd be really bored.

But since my candidate number is 7259, I guess there will be candidates with other numbers.

I moved closer to the edge of the platform, swept my sword, and chopped off the head of the zombie on the top layer, earning several hundred more experience points.

Although I have ridiculed these zombies, the damage they cause to me will eventually be reduced by 100%.

But I am worried about the corpse poison in their bodies, so I still cannot be touched by them and have to get rid of them in time.

I began to patrol the platform above the small supermarket to see if there were any other zombies climbing up.

When I saw it, it was no big deal, it just scared me!

There were actually a bunch of zombies over there, quietly forming a human wall for fun.

Well, it seems that now I can only run at both ends and kill those that are approaching.

In this way, I can take advantage of the geographical advantages of this platform to upgrade monsters.

But this is not a long-term solution. The zombie corpses will continue to fall, which will only raise the ground under their feet. The pile of corpses behind them will be level with the platform.

Fortunately, my physical strength is now far beyond that of ordinary people, and I can also gain energy and increase my physical strength through sarcasm.

My stomach has actually always been empty, but I have extraordinary physical strength, so I don’t feel hungry. This is also the reason why my arms don’t feel sore after swinging the sword many times.

But at one point, I started to feel thirsty.

Although I still have plenty of energy, lack of water is a big problem, especially after I get drunk, I feel even more thirsty.

The sweat from testing skills and killing zombies just now, not to mention the saliva that came out when using sarcasm, also consumed a lot of water.

Hold on a little longer, raise the level a bit, and stop sarcasm for a while to save your breath.

When you look for water, you can only find bottled or barreled water. Who knows how the zombie virus is transmitted in this doomsday world.

The small supermarket below is definitely no longer my destination later.

I looked around and noticed that there were windows on the facade of the residential building connected to the platform of the small supermarket, through which I could climb into the residential corridor.

Okay, we can retreat over there later.

The time when I didn't say anything was a bit difficult to bear. I felt depressed and my thoughts were all over the place.

What did you eat before you got drunk?

It seems to be spicy duck neck. Uh, when I thought about eating it, I started drooling.

Mr. Cao's method of quenching thirst by looking at the plums is indeed very effective.

I killed four zombies with one sword, and I found that the corpses below them began to pile up.

It is easier for zombies to pile up high by climbing on corpses.

Fortunately, my level was raised and I gained another skill point.

I added it to Whirlwind, and finally I had a ranged attack skill.

In the end, I broke my promise!

After acquiring the Whirlwind skill, I did not attack the male zombie in a suit and tie first. Instead, I directly used the first Whirlwind on the group of zombies centered on the zombie Chen Pan'an.

Looking at the zombie Chen Pan'an scattered on the ground in pieces, with his body shattered by my whirlwind sword energy, I felt so happy.

Its "death" also symbolizes the "death" of my past.

It's time to retreat.

I repeated my old trick, jumped together, and then used shield strikes to target the glass in the residential corridor above the platform.

I put the novice sword forward to break the glass, then crouched down and crawled in.

The corridor is empty, which only means there are no zombies.

This is a fire escape staircase with two households per staircase.

I walked upstairs, pulling the doors of the residents one by one, and found that the doors on the 2nd to 5th floors were all locked. It was not until the 6th floor that I saw that the door of the resident on the left was ajar.

Suddenly I realized that this place looked familiar. I must have been here before.

Oh, I remember! This is the home of my best friend Yan Zi from Royal Middle School.

Save people! This was the first thought that came to my mind.

Brush, open the door.

I found a zombie inside that was wearing women's pajamas. It had a pretty face but also had maggots on its face. An inexplicable feeling of sadness enveloped me.

It was her, Yan Zi, my best friend when I was in Royal Middle School, nicknamed Swallow.

When it saw me, it immediately started to move, opening and closing its mouth and raising its hands forward as it pounced on me.

I opened my mouth and said to it sarcastically: "Swallow, you are such a shameless person..."