Doomsday Election

The incident happened suddenly. Before the people in box 8888 could react, they saw a hole on Heisha's head, and then a translucent pistol-like object quickly shot out and disappeared into the wall.

Then they heard a woman cursing, and a pistol similar to the one before appeared and went straight to the Snake Lord who had long gray hair and sunglasses.

I used my sarcasm again. The next day, I stood at the door of box 8888 and waited for something to happen.

When the Snake Lord saw me shooting the Spear of Sarcasm at him, his long gray hair stood up like a cobra, and he shot a powerful burst of true energy at the Spear of Sarcasm.

The Spear of Sarcasm collided with the powerful true energy of the Snake Lord and was immediately shattered, but the Snake Lord did not gain much benefit either, as his body was also shaken by the shock.

The Cang Snake and Bai Sha beside him used their internal energy to protect themselves.

As for the three women who were serving wine, their clothes were torn to pieces by the scattered true energy after the collision, their bodies flew sideways, their heads tilted, and they all fell to the ground unconscious.

Seeing that he still seemed to have an advantage, the Snake Lord said in a gloomy voice: "Who dares to attack me, the Snake Lord? How dare you show off your skills in front of me?"

Although he spoke arrogantly, his body did not move at all, and it seemed that he did not have the courage to take the initiative to fight me.

Bah! Damn old man, it is said that he got the position of leader of the Snake Sect by tricking his own leader brother She Kuang. He is very sinister and cunning.

While cursing inwardly, a new gun of sarcasm was fired, and this time the target was the Cang Snake.

The Snake Lord was furious. Not only did the other party ignore him, but he also wanted to attack his eldest disciple.

Although Snake Lord plotted against his senior brother She Kuang, he was always nice to his disciples and was very protective of them.

So the Snake Lord took a step forward and slapped the Gun of Sarcasm with his palm.

In terms of geographical location, although box 8888 is large, there is no shelter at all, so She Zun and his men are like sitting ducks.

And I took advantage of this time when the gun of sarcasm was fired and walked into box 8888.

When the Serpent Lord slapped the Spear of Sarcasm with his palm, I used shield strike on the Serpent Lord.

Puff! Before the Snake Lord could recover from the recoil of the Lance of Sarcasm, he was knocked away by my shield strike, and then he vomited blood and fainted.

Even though he has no experience, the old guy is still pretty tough.

Floating. Whirlwind!

[Gain 1000 experience points*2, your level is increased to level 6, gain 1 skill point, and surplus experience points are 600.]

[Gain 1500 experience points, your level is raised to level 7, gain 1 skill points, and surplus experience is 100 points.]

A floating whirlwind slash was performed, and Cangshe and Baisha were the first to die, followed by Snake Lord.

As for the three women who just fell unconscious, I did not hurt them when I used the Levitation Whirlwind Slash.

我将新的2个技能点加到言讽.贯日上面，它从3级变成5级，贯日攻击距离从26米变成42米，等于贯日跳跃也变成了42米。

In fact, I have discovered that the speed of the Gun of Sarcasm has also increased after the skill level of Yanxi.Guanri has been upgraded.

They are both spears of sarcasm, fired at the same time, but with distance increased, the only thing that improves is the speed.

The harvest this time was very great. When I walked out of box 8888, I saw Yan Zi coming over.

I was filled with murderous intent and wanted to turn her into experience as well.

But when I thought about the fact that she might be able to help me find other hostile martial arts masters.

He tried hard to suppress his murderous intent, cursed softly, and used the Sun-piercing Jump in a zigzag pattern to leave Paradise Island directly.

Not long after I left Paradise Island, I heard a scream from Yan Zi coming from inside Paradise Island.

I smiled grimly at the scream.

16:10 pm.

After finding a place to hide the princess outfit and change clothes, I took a taxi back to the Non-Higanbana House Hotel.

17:35 pm.

The traffic jam delayed me a lot of time.

On the way in the taxi, I listened to the taxi driver talking and expressing his views on the suicide of Su Su, the former princess of the Xia Kingdom, by jumping into the river.

I didn't respond much and remained silent. He didn't care and just continued talking to himself.

There was one thing he said that I found pleasing to hear: Princess Su Su is an upright person, how could she have such a thing with anyone so easily? This is definitely a conspiracy.

I took the elevator back to Room 401 of the Non-Bianhua Hotel and turned on the TV.

Just then, the image of Chen Jing, the Prime Minister of the Great Shang Kingdom, appeared on TV. He expressed his deep apologies to the Xia Kingdom for Su Su's suicide by jumping into the river.

He will thoroughly investigate the matter and give a satisfactory explanation to Su Rui, the king of Xia.

Humph! What do you mean by a satisfactory explanation? Let your men go to Paradise Island and enjoy themselves to their heart's content?

Forget it, I will give myself a satisfactory explanation.

Although I hated Chen Jing's face, I still didn't turn off the TV and let it continue to play.

Suddenly, a thought occurred to me: I wonder if the characters on TV can be satirized successfully?

"You are a shameless bastard, comparable to Chen Jing, a stink bug in the gutter."

[You successfully ridiculed Chen Jing. He reduced the damage he inflicted on you by 50%. Chen Jing noticed your insult.]

Huh? Did Chen Jing notice my insults? He obviously didn't see me, how did he notice?

I looked at Chen Jing, who was handsome, mature, and fell into deep thought.

Narrator: Damn, this can't be so melodramatic, right? Do you really want to be Chen Pan An's mother as the introduction says?

"What are you thinking? My profile just said that he should call me mom, which means he should be scared and call me mom."

Narrator: So that's how it is. We thought you were forced to marry your enemy's father.

"If the price is high enough, I can consider it, such as making me the strongest person. However, as a candidate, I prefer to fight on my own."

Chen Jing on TV had a sharp look in his eyes, and for a moment, it seemed as if he could see me through the camera.

It seems that Chen Jing is not as simple as he appears to be, I thought.

People on TV can also be satirized, which opened up a new path for me.

This way, I can make sarcastic comments without leaving my house.

It is necessary to consider buying a mobile phone, which will be more convenient.

Originally, I didn’t buy a mobile phone because I didn’t want to be restricted by it or be monitored by it, but now looking back, having a mobile phone makes me seem less different.

It’s 18:19, and it’s still early until 32:. The mobile phone stores along the street are still open, so I might as well go and buy one.

After getting my newly bought 10,000 yuan phone and returning to the hotel, I set it to flight mode.

After asking for the hotel's wireless network password, I started browsing the people of the small country and tried to ridicule the current prime minister of the small country, and found that the ridicule was successful.

So I started searching for a lot of pictures of foreign officials, especially those on the right, and then took screenshots of them and saved them in my photo album for future use in satire.