Siheyuan: Kick the deaf old lady to death with three kicks, it feels so good

At this time, Chen Xiangdong and several others were eating around the table.

As soon as the third uncle Yan Bugui entered the room, his eyes began to stare at the pot of braised pork, and his mouth was already full of saliva.

It’s a pity that not everyone is at the table yet, otherwise he would have been the first to start eating.

Now Youyou is not so afraid of people anymore. With the encouragement of Chen Xiangdong, she starts to ask Yan Bugui about things related to school.

"Uncle, how many children are there in a class in school? Are they all about the same age as Youyou?"

While answering Youyou's question, the third uncle was thinking in his mind.

Why hasn’t my daughter-in-law Yu Li come back from buying wine yet? If she keeps waiting like this, the braised pork will get cold.

Although he rarely had the opportunity to eat braised pork, he had heard people say that braised pork was not tasty when it was cold.

Yan Bugui took the bottle of treasured wine he brought from home and placed it in front of Chen Xiangdong.

"Xiangdong, why don't you drink this bottle of wine from Uncle Sanye? It's been stored for several years and the taste is mellow."

Chen Xiangdong took the bottle of treasured wine, stuffed it directly under the table, and said with a smile on his face.

"Third uncle, you said you have treasured it for a long time, so I won't take away what others love, so you should take it back and drink it yourself."

"I guess Yu Li will be back soon. Let's wait a little longer."

Yan Bugui quickly waved his hands to explain.

"No, no, no, Third Master is not hungry. It's okay to wait."

So they waited for a while.

Just when Yan Bugui's saliva was almost dried up, Yu Li came back with a bottle of Maotai produced in 1960.

As soon as he came back, Yan Bugui quickly asked her to sit down and eat, and then he couldn't wait to pick up the chopsticks and eat the braised pork.

Chen Xiangdong thought to himself.

Old man, my braised pork is not so easy to eat.

Chen Xiangdong opened the Maotai and filled a glass for Yan Bugui.

Yan Bugui took the wine glass carefully. This was the first time he drank such expensive wine and he was afraid to accidentally spill some.

Just take a small sip and it’s so refreshing.

"This wine tastes really good, it's worthy of being Moutai. I feel dizzy after just a sip, and it's quite strong."

How can wine not be strong if it's not diluted with water? According to the way you diluted it, this bottle of wine is enough for your uncle to open a liquor factory.

Chen Xiangdong also filled his own glass, took a sip, and put it aside.

His first priority today is to get Yan Bugui drunk.

Just like that, Yan Bugui started to eat the braised pork with a mouthful of wine. As he drank more and more, he became more and more drunk and started to talk more.

He started talking non-stop about his school and his youth.

And Chen Xiangdong kept saying, "Yes, yes, yes, very good, very good, you are worthy of being the third uncle."

This made Yan Bugui very happy.

At this time, Youyou had already gone to bed and Yu Li had also returned home.

Only Yan Bugui and Chen Xiangdong were left in the room.

Looking at Yan Bugui who was already drunk and dizzy, Chen Xiangdong stood up and spoke while pretending to stagger.

"Third Uncle, after talking to you today, I feel like we have met too late. Let's go out and poop together."

Yan Bugui drank so much white wine that he felt like urinating at this moment.

So, with the help of Chen Xiangdong, the two of them staggered outside to drain the water.

The outside here refers to the door of Shazhu's house.

Chen Xiangdong had not forgotten the scene yesterday when the three uncles tricked Sha Zhu into doing it alone.

He had read the original novel and knew that Sha Zhu would not steal anything from others, so how could he possibly steal the fat slices of meat from the deaf old lady's house?

What's more, Sha Zhu treats the deaf old lady extremely well and takes better care of her than his own father.

Sha Zhu had a falling out with the deaf old lady in public and even slapped her in the face. It is impossible that there is no trick involved.

Chen Xiangdong took Yan Bugui to the door of Sha Zhu's house, just when Yan Bugui was about to open the floodgates to release water.

Chen Xiangdong interrupted directly.

"Uncle, this seems to be in front of Shazhu's house. It's not a good idea for the two of us to release the water here, right?"

At this time, Yan Bugui was just thinking about letting go. How could he withdraw the feeling he had just had? Coupled with the effect of alcohol, he pointed at the door of Sha Zhu's house and started shouting arrogantly.

"What happened at Shazhu's door? I am his uncle. Even if I put water in his pot, he would not be angry. He would even turn off the tap for me."

Chen Xiangdong smiled and continued to ask him questions.

"Third uncle, I heard that Sha Zhu stole some fat slices of meat from the deaf old lady's house yesterday and even slapped her in the face for it."

Yan Bugui had a smirk on his face. He was still somewhat conscious and did not tell anyone about how he had tricked Sha Zhu yesterday.

But just because Yan Bugui didn't say it doesn't mean Chen Xiangdong won't say it.

"Third Uncle, I heard that it was you who tricked Sha Zhu and deliberately made him fall out with the deaf old lady."

"He didn't steal the fat slices of meat from the deaf old lady at all, and the deaf old lady wasn't scolding Sha Zhu, it was you and the three uncles who teamed up to trick him."

Hearing this, Yan Bugui sobered up instantly, but the alcohol continued to numb his body, and Lian Zhan was staggering and could hardly stand.

"Xiangdong, who told you this? Don't say such things carelessly."

"Uncle, why would I lie to you? Anyone with a discerning eye can see that this is something that can only fool a fool like Shazhu."

Yan Bugui hushed softly.

"Hehe, I didn't expect that it was you, Xiangdong, who discovered it. This trap was set by me. In fact, I ate the fatty slices of meat in the deaf old lady's house."

"Uncle, let's stop talking and hurry up and drain the water and go back. It would be bad if we wake up Sha Zhu."

"Yes, yes, yes. It would be bad if Shazhu heard it. Let's drain the water and go back to continue drinking."

At this time, all the lights in Sha Zhu's house were out, but there was still a person hiding behind the door.

In the dark night, two fierce lights flashed.

Sha Zhu was woken up by the first words Yan Bugui shouted at his doorstep.

Then he got up from the bed, ready to teach Yan Bugui a lesson. No matter whether he was a third uncle or a first uncle, it was not okay to release water in front of his own door.

But when he heard the subsequent conversation between the two, Sha Zhu became completely furious.

I didn't expect that it was the old guy Yan Bugui who was plotting something bad.

He was so angry that he clenched his fists and kicked the door open.

"Yan Bugui, you old man, it turns out that you and your second uncle and first uncle teamed up to trick me with all this."

At this time, Yan Bugui had just drained half of the water when he was so frightened that he shivered all over and most of his cotton trousers were wet.

His drunken head was now completely clear.

Chen Xiangdong exclaimed on the side.

"Uncle, let's run quickly. Sha Zhu is catching up with us."

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