Siheyuan: Kick the deaf old lady to death with three kicks, it feels so good

"I feel it's very possible. Normally, the deaf old lady rarely goes out, but today, she hasn't come back even after half a day."

The second uncle Liu Haizhong said with a wicked smile.

"The deaf old lady is not at home now, why don't we go to her house and help her clean up."

"By the way, let's see if we can pick up something good..."

Yan Bugui shook his head. How could he not have thought of this? Unfortunately, the deaf old lady had locked the door before leaving.

"Old Liu, don't have any evil thoughts. The deaf old lady has locked the door a long time ago. I've already checked it."

Liu Haizhong continued to grin evilly.

"Old Yan, you are underestimating me. I was also a craftsman before."

Yan Bugui was excited. He didn't expect that Liu Haizhong had this skill.

However, doing this is a bit immoral. Without the consent of his uncle Yi Zhonghai, he dare not follow Liu Haizhong to do it.

"Uncle, what do you think of Lao Liu's proposal?"

Yi Zhonghai thought for a while.

"What suggestion? I didn't hear it. We are helping the deaf old lady with housework. The door is locked. Can't we open it for her?"

"I feel relieved when an old man says this, Lao Liu. I'll see your cooking skills later." Yan Bugui said.

The three of them came to the deaf old lady's house.

The first uncle Yi Zhonghai and the third uncle Yan Bugui were responsible for keeping watch for Liu Haizhong.

Liu Haizhong took out a piece of wire from his pocket, put it in his mouth and sucked it a few times, then started to poke the keyhole.

Not long after, a click was heard.

The big iron lock on the door was poked open by Liu Haizhong.

Liu Haizhong half-opened the door and went in, followed closely by Yi Zhonghai and Yan Bugui.

As soon as the three entered the house, they couldn't wait to start a carpet search.

Yan Bugui, who has many clever ideas, said.

"Old Liu, go out for some fresh air. What if the deaf old lady comes back?"

Everyone has entered the house to start treasure hunting. How could Liu Haizhong be willing to give up the opportunity to find the blind box? Besides, what if Yi Zhonghai and Yan Bugui are plotting against him behind his back?

If he finds it and then says he didn’t find it, then he will suffer a great loss.

"No! I won't go. You go, Old Yan."

Yan Bugui thought the same as Liu Haizhong, he also didn't want to go out.

Yi Zhonghai suggested.

"How about this, the three of us take turns going out for a walk, five minutes each."

"Since no one wants to go out, I'll be the first."

After saying that, Yi Zhonghai went out to get some fresh air with his head held high.

Liu Haizhong and Yan Bugui in the room began to rummage through the drawers and cabinets looking for the private money and even small yellow croakers hidden by the deaf old lady.

Unfortunately, the lookouts were replaced several times, and every corner of the room was searched thoroughly, but not a single penny was found.

The three of them had no choice but to lock the door and go out.

Liu Haizhong cursed.

"Where on earth is this damned old woman hiding? Are the three of us really going to wait on her until she dies?"

.........

On the small path outside the courtyard.

At this time, Chen Xiangdong was hiding behind a big tree.

"Damn it, it's been so long, why hasn't the deaf old lady come over yet?"

"Could it be that someone else got there first and got hit by a club?"

If this was not the only way back to the courtyard, Chen Xiangdong would really suspect that he had been hit by a club.

Just when Chen Xiangdong was about to lose his patience.

The deaf old lady appeared late.

The deaf old lady was holding a walking stick in one hand and carrying two pounds of pork in the other, humming a little tune.

Chen Xiangdong saw the deaf old lady coming over, hid behind a big tree, and prepared to attack.

Just as the deaf old lady's figure surpassed the big tree where Chen Xiangdong was hiding.

Chen Xiangdong ran over and kicked him.

The speed was so fast that the deaf old woman didn't even have time to scream, and she fell straight to the ground.

If Chen Xiangdong hadn't tried the deaf old woman's breathing, he would have almost kicked her to death.

Chen Xiangdong took out his 500 yuan and the two pounds of pork in her hand from her arms, and kicked her twice more, not feeling satisfied.

"Damn it, you are so rich, but you still rely on other beasts in the courtyard for help all day long. Are you still a human being?"

At this time, Chen Xiangdong looked at the deaf old woman's walking stick, picked it up and broke it into two halves.

"You run so fast, and you still need a cane? I'll break it for you today! So you can't pretend in the courtyard all day long!"

Finally, he spat on the deaf old lady a few times before leaving with the pork.

As soon as I returned to the courtyard, I found that there was originally only one door god, but now there are three.

Three old men were leaning against the door and chatting when they saw Chen Xiangdong coming.

Yi Zhonghai snorted coldly and turned his head away.

As for the other two uncles, they greeted politely.

"Chen Xiangdong, are you back from get off work? Oh, there are still two pounds of pork."

"Chen Xiangdong, I'm afraid your family is the only one in the whole courtyard that can eat pork every day? Uncle San has a bottle of good wine. How about I go to your house tonight?"

Yan Bugui saw the pork in Chen Xiangdong's hand from a distance.

Last time, he didn't dare to go because Jia Dongxu came to his house to chop him up, but this time he couldn't miss this opportunity no matter what.

Chen Xiangdong looked at the three uncles.

Why are the three of them together today? From the looks of it, they seem to be getting along pretty well and are talking and laughing.

Yi Zhonghai and Liu Haizhong were about to fall out a few days ago, so how come they got together again?

No, we still have to find a way to split them up.

"Okay! We didn't buy much meat this time, Third Uncle, I'll treat you this time."

Yan Bugui smiled.

"It's okay, I can go alone. Lao Liu and the old man don't like to eat meat."

Yi Zhonghai and Liu Haizhong looked disgusted.

You're so greedy for just such a small amount of pork. If you got the money hidden by the deaf old lady, wouldn't you die of laughter?

After Chen Xiangdong left, the three old men continued to wait at the door for the deaf old lady to come back.

Back home, Chen Xiangdong put the pork on the table.

After seeing this, Yu Li couldn't help sighing in her heart.

What kind of family is this? Why do they eat meat every day?

"Yu Li, stew the meat later. Uncle San will come to our house for dinner today."

"Ah? Are you talking about my father-in-law Yan Bugui?"

"Yes, he also said that he would bring the fine wine that he had collected for many years for me to taste."

Yu Li covered her mouth and laughed.

"Just believe his lies. He has been drinking that bottle of wine for several years. Every time he drinks half of it, he will pour half of it into cold water..."

Chen Xiangdong was speechless for a while.

If he didn't want to take this opportunity to ask Yan Bugui to split with the other two masters, he wouldn't have bothered to invite him.

"Yu Li, you should go out and buy a bottle of wine later."

"Don't buy too good a wine, just buy Moutai, the Moutai produced in 1960. This wine is cheap."