Siheyuan: Kick the deaf old lady to death with three kicks, it feels so good

into the night.

Chen Xiangdong stayed at home with Youyou, warming themselves by the stove.

Youyou will start school in a few days, and she needs to keep up with the study progress.

Today Chen Xiangdong decided to teach Youyou at home first.

After all, he was a graduate of a second-tier university in his previous life, so it was easy for him to teach a child a first-grade curriculum.

Then Chen Xiangdong took a piece of unburned coal and drew on the ground.

Youyou, look carefully, this pinyin is pronounced as a, and is one of the 26 pinyin finals.

Brother will teach you how to write it now. As for what the finals mean, the teacher will tell you when school starts.

Then Chen Xiangdong pointed to the pinyin of the letter a drawn on the ground and patiently taught Youyou.

Youyou was a smart child. After just a few glances, he picked up a piece of charcoal and started drawing beside it in an imitative manner.

Although the drawing is a bit ugly, it is still much better than the pinyin that Chen Xiangdong wrote when he first started school.

In this way, after teaching Youyou 10 finals, Youyou fell asleep on Chen Xiangdong's legs.

Chen Xiangdong gently held Youyou on the bed, then went back to his room and went to sleep.

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Early the next morning.

The first thing Chen Xiangdong did was to enter the space farm to harvest food.

Looking at the golden wheat field, Chen Xiangdong was in a good mood.

Just stand next to the wheat field and click one button to harvest.

[Ding! A total of 4400 kilograms of flour was harvested. ]

Yesterday, 3 acres of land produced only 3100 kilograms, but today 4 acres of land produced 4400 kilograms. The yield increased by 300 kilograms just because of the additional acre of land. It seems that the yield is random, and it is not a fixed production of 1000 kilograms per acre.

【Ding! Host, do you choose to sell all the flour with one click?】

Today, Chen Xiangdong did not choose to sell all the wheat, but chose to keep 2000 kilograms, which he was going to deliver to the steel mill. After all, it had been delayed for several days, and if he didn't deliver the grain, he was afraid that Director Li would be really angry.

Director Li just introduced him to a girlfriend yesterday. No matter what, we should learn to be grateful.

[Ding! 2300 kilograms of flour have been successfully sold, and a total of 2400 points have been obtained. ]

Including the 2100 points remaining from yesterday, I now have a total of 4500 points, plus 2000 kilograms of flour.

Then open the farm mall and click to purchase the fifth piece of land.

[Ding! Purchased 1 mu of land, 4000 points have been deducted. ]

[Ding: The space ranch function has been activated. ]

As soon as the system's voice finished speaking, a large piece of space appeared in the space farm, next to the wheat field, adjacent to the wheat field.

In this newly emerged space, every acre of land is surrounded by fences.

Currently, only one acre of pasture surrounded by a fence is real, and the rest is still illusory.

If Chen Xiangdong guessed correctly, this acre of pasture was given by the system.

[Ding! Congratulations to the host for activating the ranch. A ranch novice gift pack has been given to the host, please check it. ]

"Click on the gift package."

[Newbie gift package: 50 old hens of the year and 2000 kilograms of feed. ]

As soon as the system finished speaking, the pasture that was originally covered with lush green grass was now dotted with 50 old hens, all of which were running happily on the grass, making clucking sounds non-stop.

"Is he hungry? Do he need some feed?"

This is the first time that Chen Xiangdong has raised chickens in his two lifetimes.

I clicked on the feed and another option popped up.

[Ding! One-click feeding: 50 old hens consume 2000 kilograms of feed per day. ]

Chen Xiangdong was puzzled.

Are all old hens so gluttonous?

Eat 2000 kilograms of feed a day?

Then Chen Xiangdong clicked "Agree" without thinking, since it was given by the system anyway.

I don't feel bad if I don't buy it myself.

Just as we were about to leave the ranch, we discovered that many old hens in the flock had already started laying eggs.

At the same time, a prompt appeared above the pasture.

[35 eggs have been automatically picked up. ]

Chen Xiangdong: “…”

"I'm afraid this output is calculated based on one year's output?"

Considering that the 50 old hens consume 2000 kilograms of feed per day, it now becomes reasonable.

Then Chen Xiangdong used the remaining 500 points to buy 5 acres of wheat seeds and planted them before leaving the space farm.

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the other side.

in the hospital.

Qin Huairu was lying next to Xiaotian's bed.

At this moment, I seemed to hear Bang Geng's shouting.

"Grandma, grandma, my penis hurts."

Qin Huairu opened her eyes in panic, then held the little hand that Banggen stretched out and comforted him.

"Don't be afraid, Mom is here."

When Banggeng saw his mother Qin Huairu beside him, he burst into tears.

"Mom, it's all Chen Xiangdong's fault. It's Chen Xiangdong who caused this."

"Bang Geng just stole a piece of peach cake that he placed on the window, and then when he got home, he had diarrhea, and he couldn't stop it."

At this moment, after knowing what had happened, Qin Huairu fell into a state of struggle.

Banggeng was not poisoned by the deaf old lady.

And he stole the peach cakes from Chen Xiangdong's house.

Then the dog will have diarrhea.

For a moment, Qin Huairu was hesitating whether to tell her mother-in-law, Jia Zhang, the truth.

"Bang Geng, Mommy is asking you again, did you really steal the peach cakes from Chen Xiangdong's house?"

Bangge nodded.

"Yeah, Bang Geng took it from Chen Xiangdong's family. Bang Geng won't make a mistake."

In the end, Qin Huairu made a choice after a period of inner struggle.

In order to get the 300 yuan compensation from the deaf old lady, Qin Huairu chose to continue slandering the deaf old lady.

After all, Jia Dongxu still has to stay in prison for another year. Without these 300 yuan, his family would have no chance of surviving.

"Bang Geng, do you believe grandma or mom?"

"Bang Terrier believes in his mother."

"Then when Banggeng is discharged from the hospital, you must promise mom that you will tell grandma that the deaf old lady gave you a piece of peach cake and that you had diarrhea after eating it. Did you hear me?"

"Bang Geng, if you really do what mom says, mom will buy you delicious food every day these few days."

For the sake of delicious food, Banggeng agreed without thinking.

"Okay, Bang Geng promises mom."

"Mom, Bang Geng wants to eat meat. He wants to eat big, fat slices of meat."

Qin Huairu touched Banggeng's well-behaved little head, praised him for being great, and then went out to help buy some big slices of fatty meat for Banggeng to eat.

Although you can’t buy meat and cook it at home now, there are still black shops secretly opened in the corners of 49 cities.

As long as you have money, let alone big slices of fat meat, as long as you have enough money, you can also get bear paws and other things.

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