Siheyuan: Kick the deaf old lady to death with three kicks, it feels so good

I, the deaf old lady, will accompany you three to act out this scene!

The deaf old lady was still not satisfied after she finished speaking, so she got up from the ground, holding her walking stick and prepared to go up and teach Sha Zhu a lesson.

Upon seeing this, Yan Bugui immediately used his body to block in front of Sha Zhu.

"Deaf old lady, stop hitting Shazhu, he's still a child."

When the deaf old lady saw Yan Bugui standing in front of Sha Zhu, she hit him hard a few times before she felt relieved.

Then, Yi Zhonghai and Liu Haizhong took Sha Zhu home.

On this side, Yan Bugui looked at the deaf old lady with a smile.

"Deaf old lady, it's just a piece of fat meat. I'll bring you a bowl someday when I'm free."

"There's no need to be angry with a fool like Shazhu!"

The deaf old lady cursed in her heart.

Now that you, old man, have spoken out, I will grant your wish.

"Hey, old woman, I finally understand today. Everyone in the courtyard is just pretending to be nice to me, but they are all coveting my little fortune behind my back."

"You, Yan Bugui, are the only one who is truly kind to me, unlike others."

"I just accidentally hit you with my cane. Are you still in pain? I'm sorry, old lady."

Yan Bugui was excited.

Unexpectedly, the almost deaf old lady suddenly came to her senses and realized that he was the only one in the entire courtyard who truly treated deaf old ladies well.

The two beatings I just received were worth it.

"It doesn't hurt, it doesn't hurt, old deaf woman, go back and have a rest first. I'll buy you some fat meat some other day and apologize to you on behalf of Sha Zhu."

The deaf old lady quickly waved her hand to refuse.

"No, no, no, I'm an old woman, why should I eat fatty meat? Two steamed buns a day is enough."

"Who said you are old and deaf? I will beat him to death. With your body, you can live to 98 at least. You are still young now."

"Deaf old lady, go home and have a rest. I'll go buy you some fat meat right now!"

The deaf old lady shook her head.

"Go home? How can I go home? The room is sprayed with stupid things everywhere, it's uninhabitable!"

Yan Bugui said quickly.

"Deaf old lady, please go to my house and sit for a while. Don't worry, the house will be cleaned up for you in no time."

After saying that, he pulled the deaf old lady back home.

The deaf old lady did not refuse and just let Yan Bugui pull her.

...........

Chen Xiangdong had just finished breakfast. As soon as he went out, he saw the conversation between several people and then stood behind his door to eavesdrop.

Chen Xiangdong had watched the original drama and knew that Sha Zhu was genuinely kind to the deaf old lady.

Now Sha Zhu and the deaf old lady have become enemies. I'm afraid they were fooled by the three uncles.

I guess it's for the deaf old lady's money.

After all, in this day and age, not everyone can spend 300 yuan without any hesitation.

Even Yi Zhonghai, who has the highest salary in Siheyuan, probably can't do it.

It’s just that the deaf old lady’s money has already been designated as Chen Xiangdong’s. How can you three old guys still want to get your hands on it?

Then Chen Xiangdong walked out the door and rode his bike to work.

Now the deaf old lady's house is full of feces because of the stupid pillar, so it's not a good time to go and get the money.

.........

Yan Bugui's family.

After Yan Bugui explained everything to his wife, the third aunt, who had inherited half of Yan Bugui's true teachings, also became generous.

He took out half a pound of peanuts left over from the Chinese New Year and put them on the table.

"Deaf old lady, please don't be angry with Sha Zhu. It's not worth it for such an ungrateful person."

"Come on, deaf old lady, peanuts smell good, eat some peanuts."

The deaf old lady didn't hesitate and started eating the peanuts one by one.

This made the always stingy aunt feel distressed.

Eat less, eat less.

After Yan Bugui went out, he found Yi Zhonghai and Liu Haizhong.

Then he told the two of them what the deaf old lady had just asked for.

"The deaf old lady just said that she wanted to eat some fatty meat and clean up his house."

"So what do you two think?"

Yi Zhonghai and Liu Haizhong looked at each other and said.

"Lao Liu and I don't have time to clean up the deaf old lady's house. We are going to be late for work, so we have to go to work."

"Old Yan, I'll leave the cleaning of the deaf old lady's house to you, and Old Liu and I will take care of the fat."

In fact, the two of them were not unwilling to clean the house because they had to go to work, but mainly because the smell in the house was too strong and they couldn't stand it.

Besides, the money they earn from taking a day off can buy several kilograms of fat meat, so it is not worth taking leave for this.

Yan Bugui was secretly delighted when he heard this.

Anyway, school is not in session now, so I'm just sitting around doing nothing.

It would be better to help the deaf old lady clean up the house and take the opportunity to improve your relationship with her.

What’s more, you can buy fatty meat without having to pay for it yourself, so why not?

"Then let's make it clear. Don't wait until I have cleaned up the house before you regret it."

Yi Zhonghai and Liu Haizhong patted their chests and promised that they would never regret it.

After seeing off Yi Zhonghai and the other man, Yan Bugui took his wife and several of his sons who were lying dead at home, and went to the deaf old lady's house with a rag and a broom to clean up the house.

At first, the sons were reluctant to agree, but finally, after being educated by Yan Bugui, they agreed to go.

On the other hand, the deaf old lady insisted on going over and watching them clean the house herself, saying that she was afraid that they would break things.

How could this be hidden from Yan Bugui?

The deaf old lady must have been afraid that they would secretly take her money.

At this time, Yan Bugui whispered in his wife's ear.

"How many peanuts did the deaf old lady just eat?"

My wife gestured quietly.

"36 pills. I ate 36 pills in total."

"What! The deaf old lady is so good at eating? She ate 36 pills?"

"No! We must write this down and talk it over with Yi Zhonghai and Liu Haizhong later."