Siheyuan: Kick the deaf old lady to death with three kicks, it feels so good

Sha Zhu, on the other hand, looked nonchalant, sitting on the bench and picking his teeth.

"Second uncle, I think you should go kowtow to the deaf old lady and admit your mistake. If you keep waiting like this, I won't be in any trouble."

"If I wait here for a whole day and nothing happens, do you have to stay here with me for the whole day? Even if I am willing to accompany you, do you think everyone is willing?"

"And the deaf old lady outside the house is already angry enough. If she continues like this, she might faint from anger. If this really happens, Second Uncle, don't blame me, Shazhu, for not showing you any mercy..."

Liu Haizhong hesitated for a moment. He knew that the deaf old lady was indeed quite old, and what if something bad really happened to her?

His crime is serious.

Then he stretched out his hand and gestured.

"Five minutes, wait another five minutes. If you don't pull the trigger after five minutes, I will immediately go out and kowtow to the deaf old lady and admit my mistake!"

Sha Zhu smiled when he heard this.

"Hey, five minutes is too short. What if the drug hasn't taken effect yet? How about ten minutes?"

"If I don't pull the trigger in ten minutes, you will kowtow to the deaf old lady and admit your mistake."

..........

In the room, Sha Zhu sat on the bench calmly. Two minutes had passed.

The three old men and Xu Damao were waiting patiently.

When the old man saw that Sha Zhu was fine, his expression became more and more arrogant.

"Humph! I've already told you that the deaf old lady is not the murderer, but you just don't believe me. Now, I'd better kowtow to the deaf old lady and admit my mistake."

The second uncle was also a little nervous at this time.

Seeing that Sha Zhu was fine, his originally firm heart began to waver.

Listening to the desperate resistance of the deaf old lady outside, he didn't know whether it would be any use to kowtow and admit his mistake.

Now all we can do is wait.

"It's only been two minutes. How could the drug take effect so quickly?"

The third uncle, Yan Bugui, looked guilty.

After eating a big bowl of the deaf old lady's fatty meat, he was so full that he couldn't help burping.

Then everyone looked at him, and Yan Bugui explained in panic.

"I didn't eat breakfast. I'm hungry. I'm hungry."

When Xu Damao heard this, he thought it was a ridiculous theory.

We have always heard that people burp when they are full, but no one burps when they are hungry.

As expected, he is the famous stingy person in Siheyuan. He is different from others.

At this time, Xu Damao noticed that the third uncle Yan Bugui had a bit of oily smile on his face, and couldn't help but make a joke.

"Hey, Third Uncle, you are so low-key. The corners of your mouth are greasy. You even told everyone that you didn't eat breakfast?"

"Are you afraid that others will know that you eat fatty meat at home???"

"Generous! So generous!"

When Yan Bugui heard this, his heart skipped a beat and he wiped his mouth with his sleeve in panic.

"No, no, what fatty meat? My mouth has been getting irritated recently, and the corners of my mouth are secreting oil..."

.............

The time comes to three minutes.

Sha Zhu, who was sitting on the bench calmly, suddenly felt a little uncomfortable in his stomach.

This was discovered by the sharp-eyed Liu Haizhong.

"Silly Zhu, is the drug taking effect?"

Sha Zhu waved his hands. At this moment, he felt his stomach churning, as if a torrent of water wanted to rush out of the valve.

"No, no, no, I'm fine now. I guess I just drank some cold water and my stomach feels a little uncomfortable..."

"Come on, Silly Zhu, you can hardly speak clearly now, and you feel uncomfortable in your stomach after drinking cold water? I think you are going to run away!"

"Don't insist on it, go to the toilet and take care of it. If you can't take it anymore, you can go to the hospital directly. Don't go too late and have an accident."

At this time, Sha Zhu was trying hard to suppress the churning in his stomach. Even his face was becoming paler and paler. He had no way of hearing what Liu Haizhong was saying.

Yi Zhonghai, an old man nearby, saw that something was wrong and hurried to explain.

"I think he had a stomach upset after drinking some cold water. It's nothing serious. Just bear with it and it will pass."

But now Sha Zhu couldn't bear it for ten minutes at all. At this time, he locked the valve tightly and kept contracting his sphincter.

Then I realized that things were getting more and more wrong.

The valve seems to be open a little bit...

Then he lay on the table, holding his stomach with a pale face.

Yan Bugui saw this.

"Uncle, don't wait any longer. Let's send Sha Zhu to the hospital right away."

Liu Haizhong looked at Yi Zhonghai.

At this time, he had already understood that the packet of medicine was a laxative, and the deaf old lady was the one who poisoned Banggeng.

"Yi Zhonghai, do you have anything else to say now?"

"Why don't you go out and tell everyone that the deaf old lady is the murderer who poisoned Bang Geng."

Yi Zhonghai hesitated for a moment. He could not accept that the deaf old lady was the murderer.

Because he had already guessed in his heart that it was most likely because he and Jia Zhang were discovered by his wife while sneaking into the cellar, and his wife was so angry that she drugged Bang Geng.

Now, all the blame was put on the deaf old lady, and he felt really guilty.

"Shazhu, are you okay?"

At this time, Sha Zhu could no longer hold on and shook his head with a pale face.

There are still five minutes left. After five minutes, you can find a chance to go to the bathroom.

These five minutes concern the innocence of the deaf old lady, and she must persevere no matter what.

But in the next second, an accident happened.

Sha Zhu couldn't help but roar to the sky, and then the whole room began to be filled with a bad smell.

"what!!!!!!!"

Puff puff!!!!

Whoosh! ! ! !

The violent torrent of water splashed directly down Shazhu's pants.

The ground, walls, and even the roof were all covered with yellow and white stuff.

The three uncles said in unison.

"Hurry up and save the stupid pillar!!!"

But even though they all said this in unison, they were running faster than each other.

When Xu Damao saw that everyone was running away, he immediately followed them.

As for Sha Zhu, they didn't get along well in the first place, so how could he save him? It was already a great kindness on Xu Damao's part not to take the opportunity to kick him.

The people outside the house saw several old men running out in a hurry and asked about the results.

"Second uncle, have you found the laxative? Is the deaf old lady the murderer?"

Yi Zhonghai on the side snorted coldly with a dark face.

Although the facts were right in front of him, he still couldn't believe that the deaf old lady was the poisoner.

The second uncle Liu Haizhong had a smile on his face at this time.

"It's Guangfu's turn. Why don't you let the deaf old lady go as soon as possible?"

Guangfu felt relieved.

Finally, finally they came out.

Then the two brothers let the deaf old woman go.

The deaf old lady also loosened her mouth that was biting Guangfu's shoulder, and the first thing she did was to rush towards Liu Haizhong.

At this moment, everyone was shocked. They simply witnessed a medical miracle.

In their impression, the deaf old lady was an old lady who couldn't even walk flexibly with a cane. How come she could walk without a cane today? She even ran.

"Liu Haizhong, old woman, I'm going to fight you today!!!"

Liu Haizhong was so scared that he stepped back repeatedly.

And shouting in mouth.

"Guangfu, Guangtian, hurry up and control the deaf old lady. She is the murderer who poisoned Banggeng!"

At this moment everyone was shocked.

I didn't expect that the deaf old lady was really the murderer...

Then Liu Guangfu and Liu Guangtian reluctantly controlled the deaf old lady again.

I was still thinking in my heart: Why is it always the two of us? Father, can't you change someone else?

As for the silly pillar in the room, he had already transformed into a jet fighter.

Now everyone has forgotten him...